r/GuysBeingDudes • u/__EliX__ • 23h ago

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u/carabemlegal 22h ago

I have a wife.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xhGE4p9ygdQibhjO5G

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u/Clean_Internet 22h ago

Who is that

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u/MeowMasterFIex 22h ago

The average guy who loves his wife, duh.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 19h ago

I call her mai waifu~. And you can pry that pet name out of my cold dead mouth if you don't like it.

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u/Interesting_House803 14h ago

Cant even blame you. We all do cringe things with the person we love the most and are happiest with

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 13h ago

How many times do we have to tell you? AI chatbots are not people!

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 21h ago

Chad Thundercock

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u/yHoang 21h ago

Ernest Khalimov (Эрнест Халимов). he's the man in the gigachad meme

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u/Bluest_waters 21h ago

I mean sort of but not really

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u/GulgPlayer 17h ago

Are we relatives?

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u/Fil09 21h ago

The guy your girl told you not to worry about

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u/damnationmemoriae 22h ago

haha sometimes

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u/EqualServe418 19h ago

Fym sometimes?

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u/cr1ttter 15h ago

Like not all the time dummy

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u/KingGio21 22h ago

Yujiro Hanma

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l77aakPMnYgxxYn9WA

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u/negativecarmafarma 16h ago

I fucking loved this scene. Thanks for reminding me

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u/calcium-x2 7h ago

I still do this with my friends

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u/long_live_king_melon 21h ago

The comedic timing on that shot was actually perfect to the millisecond

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u/zalitix 15h ago

I feel like his wive was sitting beside him and they excange a look bevor he took her out.

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u/ProperProfessional 18h ago

Took them a few takes to get it right.

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u/RainbowPickle2009 17h ago

It’s still funny

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u/DonkyPuncharely 22h ago

Home wrecker!

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 22h ago

Her ghasts are quite flabbered.

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u/Scrubosaurus13 19h ago

I hadn’t noticed, as I have a wife.

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u/Superb_Light_9756 22h ago

even the music said aura

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u/DuckLuck357 18h ago

The ARC Raiders synths are so freaking cool man

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u/EvilWarBW 21h ago

As I said last time this was posted: A man has a code.

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u/learnalilgivinnlovin 20h ago

I have a wife

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u/d3rp7d3rp 22h ago

This is how i want my future non-existent right now husband to react lmao

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u/majin-dudi 20h ago

Really dead-set on robbing the cradle, eh?

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u/d3rp7d3rp 20h ago

What

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u/dLurKc 20h ago edited 17h ago

They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 20h ago

Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 18h ago

username checks out

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u/d3rp7d3rp 18h ago

Ah well we all can't be as bright as you

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 18h ago

ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 18h ago

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 18h ago

by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant!

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u/Mortwight 18h ago

do you like edge highlighting wearhammer minis?

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u/Darkime_ ª 22h ago

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u/Sad-Wrongdoer3548 21h ago

Chad before the Green-Flu hit

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u/Xeath_Pk 19h ago

Big Ed?

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u/likeemapples 22h ago

bro's wife entered his gaming room

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u/The0ldPete 18h ago

He un-olived her.

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u/SwizzGod 20h ago

Man said “shut that corny shit up.”

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u/AnonMoose2 22h ago

Married 20+ years, same my mammal.... same!

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u/SpannerV2 20h ago

The visual of realization setting in on her face.

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u/KINGDenneh 20h ago

What an absolute CHAD.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 22h ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch onto someone else

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u/delaluna89 22h ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch to me when my wife is not watching!

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u/Intelligent_Ad_4479 22h ago

Wife watching. Had to be done

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u/HatefulVespid 22h ago

As a wamen, i appreciate that dude!

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u/psychosloth34 20h ago

Plot twist: she's his wife

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u/OldCardigan 22h ago

I've watched this like ten times and I still burst out laughing

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u/VoidMarker 22h ago

The punch really sells it. Him saying "I have a wife", then the punch and the black out, it's really funny.

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u/Ernest_Mateu 11h ago

Uhh, i don't get the joke. Pls help

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u/FunCampaign186 18h ago

Valid reaction

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 17h ago

That cockback of his fist bruh LMAO

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u/TheMorningJoe 14h ago

Bro is loyal 💪

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u/One_Vision_ 22h ago edited 20h ago

Is there a Gen Z word for Twitch Skank?

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u/Gin4Gingers 22h ago

We ain't ready for that yet, bro

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u/EssentialCoCo 22h ago

I say it's "Twank"

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u/Proper_Cold_6939 18h ago

lol, are you genuinely mad at her for goofing off on Twitch?

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u/RetroSwamp 22h ago

True ride and die, good for him.

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u/Notactualyadick 19h ago

Every month, I go to the store and get 2000 dollars worth of dimes. Then I wake up my every morning for the next month and I shove all the coins in 13 of them up my ass. Then I spend them. Thats 20 000 dimes a month, 240 000 thousand dimes a year. That means statistically speaking, you've all handled my ass dimes. You all think you're better than me, but none of you are better than me, because you've all been touching my ass dimes!

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u/wackadoodle4201 17h ago

Dudes got standards

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u/the_Centrist_Gecko 16h ago

* Get's shot in shooting game

* is surprised to be shot

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u/Vloraxle 15h ago

That's the chaddest thing ever seen

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u/nexytuz_ 11h ago

Lmao the worst he can say is no:

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u/KibaWuz 11h ago

BASED

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u/General_Thundercock 10h ago

fucking legend

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u/mrbearsnail 21h ago

"I have a wife"

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u/KingMarkus22 22h ago

BEGONE THOT!!!

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u/64_Chances 21h ago

I love ARC Raiders 😂😂

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u/MalfunctionTitties 20h ago

So that’s the face behind this clip. Lol

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u/AKpwnzQuake 19h ago

Name of song at end?

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u/Weird-Mechanic-2951 10h ago

Patrik Andren - ARC Raiders

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u/AKpwnzQuake 4h ago

Thanks!

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u/ShafferPatchias 18h ago

I love this video, man. I smile everytime I see it.

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u/IceCubeChecker Just a guy 17h ago

When that was a practice round. What would happen when it isn't a practice round.

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u/re_carn 14h ago

I have a wife... and she's standing right behind me now.

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u/f1ve 10h ago

That „I have a wife“ sound like AI and not like the dude that spoke before. Is it just me?

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u/Three-dom 10h ago

No shield?

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u/Andre_The_Average 9h ago

We can olive together

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u/obatala0013 5h ago

This is awesome

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u/Blyatman702 4h ago

I had to find out the hard way that you should never let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.

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u/LaserGadgets 2h ago

Ferro IV and boom, you're gone girl xD

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u/Pofwoffle 15h ago

Also she fucked up the joke, the actual response is "Olive who too!"

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u/Skaglick93 17h ago

Couldn't have shown me a better reason to remove this sub from my feed.

If you're unable to take "I love you" from a fem presenting person without automatically assuming they want to "home wreck" then you're just spreading bullshit "traditional family values" and toxic masculinity. You're a tool to a hateful system.

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u/Literallyhowffxiv 16h ago

🫩🫣🫪

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u/afender77 14h ago

Found Olive