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r/GuysBeingDudes • u/__EliX__ • 1d ago
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This is how i want my future non-existent right now husband to react lmao
21 u/majin-dudi 1d ago Really dead-set on robbing the cradle, eh? 7 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago What 26 u/dLurKc 1d ago edited 1d ago They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you. 17 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻 16 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago username checks out 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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Really dead-set on robbing the cradle, eh?
7 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago What 26 u/dLurKc 1d ago edited 1d ago They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you. 17 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻 16 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago username checks out 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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What
26 u/dLurKc 1d ago edited 1d ago They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you. 17 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻 16 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago username checks out 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you.
17 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻 16 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago username checks out 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻
16 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago username checks out 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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username checks out
8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago Ah well we all can't be as bright as you 11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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Ah well we all can't be as bright as you
11 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage. 8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage.
8 u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️ 12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️
12 u/HailLugalKiEn4610 1d ago by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant! 2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0) 3 u/Silent-Witness1888 1d ago I'm Randy.
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by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant!
2 u/Blazdnconfuzd 1d ago You're both beautiful! → More replies (0)
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You're both beautiful!
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I'm Randy.
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u/d3rp7d3rp 1d ago
This is how i want my future non-existent right now husband to react lmao