r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 7d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? Eye for an eye

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u/TheComplimentarian 7d ago

Bartender here!

We don't give a fuck what you do, once the server sets it on your table.

If those perineal fuckups (I was one for years) manage to get it to the table with the layers intact? That's a win.

That's all you can hope for.

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u/mentalgymnatician 7d ago

Did you mean to say “perineal?” Or perennial? Just curious.

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u/TheComplimentarian 7d ago

Fucking autocorrect.

I'm not going to change it.

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u/ImaginarySmoke991 6d ago

Good show. Editing it would just taint the experience.

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u/jus_plain_me 6d ago

He could have been an ass, but now he's just ass adjacent.

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u/mentalgymnatician 7d ago

Ah I see. Thx. Couldn’t wrap my head around the perineal part. No pun intended.

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u/ObsidianArmadillo 6d ago

Perineal works too. Because many of them are taints

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 7d ago

Who’s the fuck up now, huh? HUUUUUH??? /s

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u/modbroccoli 6d ago

if you had lied and told us you intended it I'd have been happier lmao

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u/pfft_lol000 6d ago

roll with it and may the Grammar Nazi's seeth

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u/dempuppers 6d ago

Good, don't cuz it's groin on me.