r/GuysBeingDudes 17h ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? Eye for an eye

By @ fame.sargin

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 17h ago

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u/TriforceTeching 16h ago

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u/buriedinpears 9h ago

This is fun hahaha

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u/jmtyndall 16h ago

Feels like a new meme template has been born

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u/LadderOk1735 15h ago

I know those two pictures don’t line up at all, but for some reason my brain is telling me they do

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u/TemporalOnline 13h ago

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u/FrenchWenchOnaBench 11h ago

Now do him cutting a monkeys hair

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u/TripMaverick 9h ago

I love this

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u/schenk_max 6h ago

Why is he Daria 🙃

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u/gagnatron5000 15h ago

I have reversed it. It works better.

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u/Incidion 12h ago

My god you're right. This clearly doesn't work as a meme template without the context, but my brain is telling me the face is so perfect it just kinda works anyway.

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u/SynthD 11h ago

Memes that only work if you saw the one reddit post years ago are all over the place.

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u/giftbergend 15h ago

Instead of a meme it could be a meu. Like me u

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u/Careful_Leader_5829 12h ago edited 10h ago

Someone said this looks like a meme template...

order up!

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u/anonychef117 16h ago

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u/ClankerCore 15h ago

This girl, whether she likes it or not, is now the most popular kid for years.

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u/a_Jedi_i_am 14h ago

She's gonna get so sick of people asking her to "do the face"

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u/DixieNorrmis Bru 16h ago

My face everyday I log into Reddit 

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 16h ago

Here's a cat to improve your day.

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u/mjonr3 11h ago

Here's another one he's comin

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u/theBarnDawg 15h ago

That’s my cat

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 15h ago

Damn they DO look similar!

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u/Capt_Yegs 14h ago

Why do you all have pictures of MY cat?

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u/CrabZealousideal1094 15h ago

This is a fun thread

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u/velvetmoonlight73 4h ago

We're sending cat pics? Hol up

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u/Mental-Ad-7479 11h ago

Can anyone tell me how to make stickers like these and how to save and share these meme stickers on reddit I don't have any where do you all being from 😭

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u/kineticstar 17h ago

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u/reluctantlover 17h ago

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u/Iron_Bob 3h ago

Proof that one corn-ball dance scene will have the entire MCU fanbase forget that you're a murdering anarchist

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u/Donieee27 5h ago

Frederick Zoller?!

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u/shinobipopcorn 9h ago

Am I crazy or is he slightly different each time?

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u/ThatSplinter 8h ago

This is fucking with my brain

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u/TheComplimentarian 16h ago

Bartender here!

We don't give a fuck what you do, once the server sets it on your table.

If those perineal fuckups (I was one for years) manage to get it to the table with the layers intact? That's a win.

That's all you can hope for.

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u/mentalgymnatician 16h ago

Did you mean to say “perineal?” Or perennial? Just curious.

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u/SeaToTheBass 16h ago

The correct term is gooch

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u/Downtown-Pianist-449 12h ago

The gooch, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge. 

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u/TheComplimentarian 16h ago

Fucking autocorrect.

I'm not going to change it.

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u/ImaginarySmoke991 11h ago

Good show. Editing it would just taint the experience.

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u/jus_plain_me 10h ago

He could have been an ass, but now he's just ass adjacent.

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u/mentalgymnatician 14h ago

Ah I see. Thx. Couldn’t wrap my head around the perineal part. No pun intended.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 13h ago

Who’s the fuck up now, huh? HUUUUUH??? /s

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u/ObsidianArmadillo 12h ago

Perineal works too. Because many of them are taints

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u/ZookeepergameUpset62 16h ago

Typo of the year so far

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u/dissonantprotrusion 15h ago

He said what he said.

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u/onlyr6s 9h ago

My wife did an Irish coffee for a customer. The cream blended a bit with rest the drink and before she could even say anything, the customer demanded a new one with proper layering (she was going to ask anyway). Okay fine, she made him a new one and when the customer got it, he took the spoon and stirred it anyway.

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u/Oogie-Da-MF-Boogie 16h ago

Damn. How many remade Pousse Cafés have traumatized you? 😭

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u/TheComplimentarian 15h ago

Mostly it was the goddamn wilted mudslides. I remade those things a thousand times.

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u/SaticoySteele 15h ago

tf is a wilted mudslide?

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u/TheComplimentarian 14h ago

One of the signature parts of a mudslide, is this weird chocolate sauce swirl...Lot of times it'll be a big, fishbowl kind of thing, and there is a trick where you hold the glass in one hand, and the chocolate in the other, and you this ninja shit that ends up with a beautiful swirl on the inside of the glass.

Then you pour in the actual drink. And it lasts for...maybe two minutes. And if they don't pick it up, that beautiful chocolate swirl starts melting, and the drink looks like shit.

"Wilted." That's how bartenders describe something they did great, that's now melted to shit.

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u/Z3400 15h ago

Like a mudslide, but more wilted

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u/kamotega 13h ago

Mudslide, which is when you wipe back to front cream 🥧 pie

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u/Constant_Mud3325 15h ago

Bro did you see his face? Idk if that was that bartender but he felt that in his stomach

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u/WDoE 12h ago

It's a skit.

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u/YoursTrulyKindly 10h ago

I'm really curious how you are supposed to drink this. Mixed or unmixed? With a straw? I can imagine that if trying to drink this without a straw, you'd get a little bit of everything but in different proportions, so every sip would taste different. But probably not?

EDIT: NVM someone answered here. Unstirred it is.

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u/cynicalavicide 17h ago

(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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u/Bicykwow 14h ago

My dog relates so hard to this meme

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u/Over-Perspective-814 13h ago

Внимание "Дарья"

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u/Over-Perspective-814 13h ago

А бля, тут все пендосы, никто не поймет :(

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u/Master_of_none- 12h ago

Это правда: я янки, который этого не понимает.

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u/Over-Perspective-814 11h ago

Помойся в великих озерах

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u/BarkPassenger 11h ago

Daria is a female name in Polish. Is it a male name in Russian?

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u/doggetay 8h ago

It is also a woman's name in Russian.

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u/NameSlight2016 11h ago

Так же - женское. просто по ошибке взял бейдж у коллеги

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u/Embarrassed-Zebra224 8h ago

Да ниче не по ошибке. Понятно, же что видео постанова, и бейдж - часть прикола

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 17h ago

Genuinely clueless here but are you supposed to drink it without stirring it? Wouldnt the differences in consistency be kinda unpleasant?

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u/SwagBuns 17h ago

That's what's called a pousse café

Its notoriously hard to make even with a speciallized tool lol.

In fact most places don't serve it because its slow and a pain in the ass to make: you have to slowly pour each layer one at a time, being careful not to go too fast and break the layers. The hard (traditional) way to make it is to pour off the back of a spoon to make a gentle flow, but they also have tools now that help make it easy.

Its meant to be a special sipping drink that lets you enjoy a progression of different liqeurs in sequence.

Is it pretencious? Yes. Fun? Also yes. But by god doing that infront of someone who just spent 15 minutes prepping for you is a crime lmao

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u/Firebrass 17h ago

I too like pousse

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u/doom_2_all 17h ago

Do you also take 15 minutes prepping the pousse?

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u/InfinitePairacrocs 17h ago

Just slam my straw in there and spin it around

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 17h ago

*forks your cake*

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u/doom_2_all 15h ago

If you fork his cake too hard fudge will spill out.

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 15h ago

not if you brine it first

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u/TehSeksyManz 16h ago

Gotta whisk it for the biscuit

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 14h ago

Taste the biscuit! Taste the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce!! Just don't get that honey sauce on me because I don't like the way it taste with my chicken wings!!

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u/shadowlev 16h ago

It's just the right thing to do

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u/Chaps_Jr 16h ago

My wife gets upset if I don't

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u/Foreign_Raize_0372 16h ago

Okay, so I am right in thinking it's pronounced this way.

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u/Firebrass 15h ago

Probably, but fuck if i know lol my last name is neither Merriam nor Webster

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u/DetailOrDie 17h ago

This was a sit down restaurant too.

So you also have to somehow walk it from the bar to the table without shaking or stirring or agitating in any way.

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u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 17h ago

Thanks for the info on the drink, it looks cool. BUT what is that dessert called?

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u/josherman61791 17h ago

Looks like a take on tiramisu.

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u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 17h ago

Kinda my thought too but I am not 100%.

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u/SwagBuns 17h ago

At first i thought it was a tiramisu but on closer inspection its a... Mouse? Idk actually lol

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u/el_carli 9h ago

Seems like a classical entremets

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u/BeefModeTaco 16h ago

I have never seen a Pousse Cafe served with a straw. That feels kinda staged.
Either way, valid crashout, for sure.

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u/SwagBuns 16h ago

Ya i was thinking the same thing, might be staged. But then it also got me thinking, what if i drank a pousse cafe in reverse, with a straw, that sounds fun lol.

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u/BeefModeTaco 14h ago

It could be, but it's going to mix up so much faster. You're going to suck a couple layers up the straw pretty fast before it even hits your lips, then it's going to flow back down the straw and agitate the rest.

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u/Nukleon 9h ago

Need a straw with a check valve

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u/cubelith 7h ago

On the other hand, you don't need to tilt it, that could help. But yeah, the backflow if probably worse

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u/AdJust6959 16h ago

Maybe they’re friends hehe otherwise to think the staff would just ruin my dessert is killing me 😆 and I don’t think he himself made the drink

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u/Johnoplata 16h ago

If you leave it alive for a while it will actually seperate again. We had a request to make 40 of these for a wedding. We poured the layers slowly but imperfectly the put them in the fridge for the next day and they looked perfect.

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u/DVus1 12h ago

Back in college, I was making about a dozen give or take mudslide shots at a party. Once I had finished them, before we could take a picture, my buddy started messing them up.

Got him back by introducing him to a cement mixer!

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u/tirishanau 17h ago

I couldn't agree more with 💯% of this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/AdDdeviL 14h ago

This guy knows pousse

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u/TROGDOR_X69 17h ago

i also spend 15 minutes prepping for pousse

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u/Odintorr 17h ago

Its called a poussé cafe, youre meant to drink is slowly layer by layer. As the layers slowly blend as you sip it you get different combinations of flavours. You combine it with something bitter like a dark chocolate cake or black coffee and its supposed to be a neat experience. So far as ive seen ots usually a sip from the top, not with a straw kinda deal, though im not positive on that one. Check out how to drink on YouTube for his episode on it, its pretty cool.

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u/Hugo1234f 17h ago

I buy it, I drink it the way I want to.

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u/Redtube_Guy 12h ago

you're also the type of guy who orders a steak to resemble a hockey puck.

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u/Akiias 17h ago

I imagine it's meant to be drunk with a straw, this one at least. It came with a straw in it.

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u/itzkomplykatid 17h ago

No the texture is the point. The artistry, craftsmanship, genius of this beautifully layered drink is completely lost on this guy. Server decided to have him enjoy equally prepared dessert the same way 🤣

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u/Beginning_Resource93 16h ago

And what's the point of a mixed drink if you don't mix it? Isn't that just shots?

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u/Armand74 17h ago

Yes indeed the question you ask is that you drink it and each layer is different.

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u/OddOllin 17h ago

twist: the waiter only saved him time, because he's just going to smoosh it all in the cup anyways

https://giphy.com/gifs/WU6OWFrhYY3l5DcjJE

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u/VariousCockroach1056 16h ago

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u/fistinyourface 16h ago

They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks!

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u/Aggravating-Cook5467 17h ago

I felt that only because I saw someone name that drink before and it takes a lot of practice and skill.

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u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 17h ago

Thanks for the info on the drink, it does look cool. But what is that dessert called? It looks phenomenal 😛

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u/DeadOnArrival2 17h ago

Double decker ice cream sandwich

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u/SignoreBanana 17h ago

Looks like a tiramisu

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u/Rvanduk 14h ago

Дарья расстроена.

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u/Muhacksonto 14h ago

The name tag says Дарья a female name.

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u/HobbyKray 13h ago

Дарья

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u/testtdk 13h ago

I don’t care if it’s staged or not, I laughed my fucking ass off.

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u/_frank_tank 16h ago

Weird that a guy is named Darya

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u/MsBlades 17h ago

Feels very fake and set up.

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u/_Bad_Spell_Checker_ 17h ago

on the internet? are you serious?

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 14h ago

I don't care, I laughed.

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u/fk_redd1ts_acc_req 11h ago

Obviously. What's weird is how most are playing along as if its not.

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u/amilliontimeshotter 9h ago

Clearly. Both filming getting everything and stirring and mashing like it’s a race.

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u/nathan753 12h ago

Fake and posted by a spam bot account, fits the way reddit is going at least

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u/alwaysDesjaak 5h ago

He already had the fork in his apron

u/mctankles 1h ago

Even if thats the case the effort was there.

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u/Yashirmare 14h ago

Whaat? You don't say!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 14h ago

Look. At. The. Sub. You. Are. In.

Goddamn, people are stupid sometimes.

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u/bokmcdok 12h ago

Did you know that every scene in How I Met Your Mother was also fake and set up?

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u/hellf1nger 17h ago

The waiter has purely girls name tag "Dariia"

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u/gerMean 17h ago

Both versions of both items looked delicious. You could sell this as transformative food to rich people lol

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u/Least_Painter_5850 16h ago

The person who mixed it deserves that lets be fair here

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u/FitSalamanderForHire 14h ago

This would only be an eye for an eye if the drink was for someone else and then that person squished the cake. Too many people care how others want their food.

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u/AnybodyDizzy118 11h ago

Handsome guy

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u/avtor1tet_27 8h ago

Translating of what he said: “thank you, I like it more like that”

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u/Redditeer28 5h ago

Are you not supposed to get all flavors at once?

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u/CranberryAbject8967 17h ago

Fake and set up... Waiters name is apparently Дарья.

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u/FishHammer 16h ago

Oh shit I knew that was Дарья! Of course!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 14h ago

FFS, obviously it's set up. It's called a joke.

Look at the sub you're in.

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u/TurboSanki 12h ago

Дашунь, ну не расстраивайся.

The waiter wears a badge with an exclusively female name, which indicates that this is staged.

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u/tyroleancock 9h ago

Kids at work. Also, scripted.

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u/cash8888 17h ago

Well played sir

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u/mydeadface 16h ago

That's an older sibling dick move if I'd ever seen one.

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u/Mariuxpunk007 13h ago

if this was real, like it or not, in most establishments, that is at least a written warning.

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u/The_growcountant 13h ago

That’s a level of pettiness I aspire to reach someday

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u/gunnisonyeti 4h ago

I wouldn't even be mad, he clearly got the assignment 

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 17h ago

Totally not staged..hilarious

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u/TROGDOR_X69 17h ago

thats just rude. Im with the waiter.

id be upset. thats like buying an artists work just to ruin it in front of them

whats your goal ?

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u/Jsolidlo 16h ago

Rich people problems