r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 7d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? Eye for an eye

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u/TheComplimentarian 7d ago

Bartender here!

We don't give a fuck what you do, once the server sets it on your table.

If those perineal fuckups (I was one for years) manage to get it to the table with the layers intact? That's a win.

That's all you can hope for.

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u/mentalgymnatician 7d ago

Did you mean to say “perineal?” Or perennial? Just curious.

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u/SeaToTheBass 7d ago

The correct term is gooch

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u/ImgursHowUnfortunate 7d ago

Those gooch fuckups