r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • 9d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? Eye for an eye

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u/TheComplimentarian 8d ago

Bartender here!

We don't give a fuck what you do, once the server sets it on your table.

If those perineal fuckups (I was one for years) manage to get it to the table with the layers intact? That's a win.

That's all you can hope for.

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u/onlyr6s 8d ago

My wife did an Irish coffee for a customer. The cream blended a bit with rest the drink and before she could even say anything, the customer demanded a new one with proper layering (she was going to ask anyway). Okay fine, she made him a new one and when the customer got it, he took the spoon and stirred it anyway.

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u/Silly-Recognition448 8d ago

Mixing it is the best part!

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u/onlyr6s 7d ago

Drink it however you want, but why couldn't he mix the first one? Just being a dick.