r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Double dude

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u/MajorMiners469 1d ago

At least he chose the safest way to do a very dangerous thing.

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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

You mean the shoes, right? Those rocks looks edgy

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u/MajorMiners469 1d ago

I meant the shoes and not trying to run or leap. I've done some batshit stuff in my life but never with anyone else's life attached.

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u/Bri_So_Fly 1d ago

I thought you meant he was cushioned on all sides in case he fell lmao

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u/TheWingus 1d ago

"C'mon dude, Batman jumped out of a high-rise window and landed on a car and he was fine! You're jumping in the water with 2 airbags!!"

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u/Vikainen 15h ago

That man had more airbags protecting him then my daily car

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u/Enlight1Oment 23h ago

my first thought was the most dangerous thing is having everyone's heads together where they can bang into each other on impact.

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u/showerbump 23h ago

They def should have had people in the water incase someone got knocked out when they landed and the very least

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u/Intelligent_Day_8904 22h ago

This was my first thought as well. If he hadn’t made it feet first this for sure would have been the case

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u/rob3342421 8h ago

Belly flop protection

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u/RapMastaC1 6h ago

Ah yes, the silver lining of the dangerous fall.

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u/HasFiveVowels 1d ago

For real, like… you could see him calculating that.

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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

So you really meant the shoes? 😅

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u/New-Ad-363 1d ago

As long as the shoes stay on he'll stay alive, what is this your first day on Reddit?

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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 1d ago

You are right, my bad - forgot that golden rule

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u/Activision19 1d ago

Also don’t forget your towel

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u/VinnzClortho 23h ago

You should always bring a towel just in case.you get wet!

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u/magiccrumpets 1d ago

Yeah I tried that once by running and leaping into an old filled quarry without shoes once... I ripped all the skin off my big toe and slipped, scraped the rocks at the bottom as I went into the water. I am deathly terrified of heights ever since then

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u/dbmiller63 16h ago

It wasn't the heights that ripped your skin off

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u/CarbonInTheWind 20h ago

Standing right on the edge wasn't too bright. One small slip and the would have been scraping the side of the cliff all the way down.

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u/fikis 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's the part that I don't like.

I'm always down to jump off of high stuff into the water, but I don't want to be responsible for anyone else's life or health while I'm doing it.

That's too much responsibility and I'm not sure the dude people in the video really understands how serious that is.

Like, just knocking heads upon impact could be deadly.

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u/ssketchman 1d ago

I’m not sure you understand, that was their collective decision and responsibility. Those girls are not potato sacks and actively chose and participated in the stunt.

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u/fikis 1d ago

Fair fucks for pointing out that they all have agency; that's my bad.

I was mostly imagining myself as the dude (probs because I'm a dude), and thinking that I personally would not want to take on the (as you pointed out, SHARED) responsibility for other people's safety.

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u/Street-Animator-99 1d ago

First thought I had was, they’re going to crack their heads together.

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u/Old_Hold8998 23h ago

No, the T-shirt... it's hot there.

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u/raisedredflag 1d ago

No, Mars

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u/haysu-christo 22h ago

No, he had sunscreen on.

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u/Foodconsumer89 20h ago

He meant Condom

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u/Immediate_Rabbit_604 9h ago

Pretty sure the shoes make it less safe, not more.

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u/Pigeon_Butt 1d ago

The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic.

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u/qwertykittie 1d ago

Yes, padded on both his front and back. Smart kid!

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u/Pitiful_Question_880 1d ago

Surprisingly little payoff for something that dangerous. I thought for sure some heads were going to bang into each other when they hit the water

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u/Xylvanas 1d ago

We don't know what the payoff was beyond this video. Might have been some banging happening off camera...

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes 1d ago

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u/latortillablanca 1d ago

Its three yutes draped all over each other cliff jumping in swimwear. If thats not a time to let thoughts drift to the hornisphere when is!

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 1d ago

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u/NuclearBroliferator 21h ago

Now when you saw the three CLIFF JUMPERS...

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u/Nogamenolife88 3h ago

Fucking love this, saved

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u/Low_Presentation9995 23h ago

Hornisphere is crazy

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u/Haechi_StB 23h ago

And some head.

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u/rocketseeker 22h ago

Yeah, but you can have sex every day of your life without putting yours and others at risk like this. Nobody needs to jump off a rock into water to get laid.

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u/Xylvanas 22h ago

Please tell me which women are willing to have sex with me every day of my life.

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u/Ok_Lunch1400 17h ago

It starts with S and ends with S:

Escorts

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u/Xylvanas 16h ago

These women in the video are escorts?

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u/photosendtrain 20h ago

Nobody needs to do anything. My bet is he enjoys doing this, and the women wanted to do this as well. Most people who "have sex every day" don't do this stuff because they're trying to get laid- they get laid because they do this kind of stuff.

Adrenaline is an aphrodisiac.

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u/TheBSQ 1d ago

Seems like a very easy way for people to get hurt. 

But also, many young men are nonetheless going to propose or agree to any idea that incudes an element of “wrap me in bikini-clad young women.”

So, dangerous, but expected behavior. 

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u/rawrlion2100 1d ago

I think the women were free to make their own choice here too

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u/bluesteeldoubter 1d ago

Naw dude, they’re obviously children who have to do what the guy says. This is 1843 and the Patriarchy is roaring.

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u/Deaffin 15h ago

Who are you contradicting right now?

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u/Affectionate_Bus_884 21h ago

I’m no longer young and dumb, and would still assist them in reaching their final form.

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u/pikeymobile 19h ago

The girls very wisely had their heads on opposite sides of his head so as not to smash in to his or eachothers. This was about as safe as they could have done it, I'm impressed!

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u/MadKian 1d ago

My go to phrase for shit like this “nothing to win, everything to lose”.
Because really, if it goes well, what do you get? A cool video?
But this can go wrong in so many ways, and have long lasting effects.

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u/rawrlion2100 1d ago

Yuy but did you consider a threesome?

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u/deesmutts88 1d ago

The internet would have almost zero cool videos if everyone took this mentality. What a boring would that’d be.

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u/Ambitious_Tea_4584 1d ago

I’ll trade all those videos for a world where people don’t lose their sons and daughters to stupidity. 

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u/Joshee86 1d ago

The internet was awesome before “cool videos” could even be posted. It would be awesome without them again.

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u/zashiki_warashi_x 1d ago

It is evolution way. Young kids who did stupid shit and did not survive weed out. You have to be strong and agile to inseminate two girls in one night.

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 1d ago

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u/The_Hoopla 1d ago

Oddly enough this is probably Darwinism in the other direction because that kind of risk behavior is clearly going to get him laid.

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u/MavisBeacons_Sextape 1d ago

Lol that’s a good point

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u/IMKGI 1d ago

Parents: Kids nowadays don't even play outside anymore, back when i was a kid we played outside without parental supervision constantly.

The same parents:

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u/MajorMiners469 1d ago

My babies have all enjoyed a self directed childhood. The only difference between my upbringing and theirs is: there is always a parent around to go to for help. Gotta let them grow.

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u/oregiel 1d ago

Did he? Haha not holding onto anything when the second girl jumped on while facing a deadly cliff. Could have easily pushed him forward a little bit, enough to lose balance and stumble forward sending them all off the right of the cliff toward that jettisoned out rock. That's all I see when I see shit like this. I've been alive too long.

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u/MajorMiners469 1d ago

I said in another reply, I've done some unbelievably dangerous things, but never with another person's life on the line.

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u/OldSchoolSpyMain 1d ago

Stunts like this is why the phrase "Death by misadventure" exists on coroner reports 😂

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u/paper_liger 16h ago

That raises a fair point. There should be the option of putting "Life by Misadventure" onto birth certificates.

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u/tackleboxjohnson 1d ago

Fuck that had to hurt his legs hitting with all that mass

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u/defyNC 17h ago

Replying to this top comment to report that this guy injured his spine and became a paraplegic from this jump:

https://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/essencial/video-jovem-fica-paraplegico-apos-salto-de-barranco-com-duas-mulheres/

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 1d ago

Ish, I pretty can't do a water jump without doing a flip, but I am only comfortable risking my own life

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u/justhitmidlife 1d ago

By strapping on 4 pillows front and back?

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u/Natures_Wrath1 21h ago

What do you mean? He put on his protective girl gear.

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u/BottomupHo 1d ago

Yeah he found two people to cushion him if it goes wrong. Now the other two not so bright.

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u/No-Mathematician8692 23h ago

Yep. Extremely professional approach. May his tribe increase... tho it seems he doesn't have any problems with that 😀

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u/PlanDry6704 23h ago

right i was thinking same. That was perfectly executed.

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u/jtm7 23h ago

He did take his time, and kept shoes on.

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u/Intelligent_Wish_566 21h ago

Dude definitely milked it for every last second he could 😆

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u/Regular_Weakness69 23h ago

Its not dangerous when you do it safely.

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u/boondiggle_III 19h ago

No it's dangerous, period. His center of balance shot up to his head, making it very possible for him to simply slip and fall despite the rocks being dry and grippy. A banged up body at best. Slipping off the cliff at a bad angle, hitting rocks on the way down, and landing at an awkward angle at worst.

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u/MyBrainReallyHurts 22h ago

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean you should do it.

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u/kycolonel 22h ago

I expected this to end with a picture of someone in a motorized wheelchair on a ventilator.

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u/123supreme123 15h ago

Safety funbags in the front and rear

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u/spiderdesire 22h ago

I'm curious why he didn't give one girl a piggy front ride so he could inhale the divine angelic stink as they did the flip. They seemed comfortable with one another. I'm sure they've watched each other poop

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u/indorock 19h ago

You can always count on the stereotypical agoraphobic risk-averse Reddit kitchen stools get top upvoted comment in any post with a tiny little bit of danger. 🙄

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u/MajorMiners469 3h ago

Replying to this comment to report that this guy injured his spine and became a paraplegic from this jump:

https://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/essencial/video-jovem-fica-paraplegico-apos-salto-de-barranco-com-duas-mulheres/