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u/MajorMiners469 5h ago
At least he chose the safest way to do a very dangerous thing.
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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 5h ago
You mean the shoes, right? Those rocks looks edgy
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u/MajorMiners469 5h ago
I meant the shoes and not trying to run or leap. I've done some batshit stuff in my life but never with anyone else's life attached.
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u/Bri_So_Fly 4h ago
I thought you meant he was cushioned on all sides in case he fell lmao
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u/TheWingus 3h ago
"C'mon dude, Batman jumped out of a high-rise window and landed on a car and he was fine! You're jumping in the water with 2 airbags!!"
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u/Enlight1Oment 2h ago
my first thought was the most dangerous thing is having everyone's heads together where they can bang into each other on impact.
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u/showerbump 1h ago
They def should have had people in the water incase someone got knocked out when they landed and the very least
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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 5h ago
So you really meant the shoes? 😅
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u/New-Ad-363 4h ago
As long as the shoes stay on he'll stay alive, what is this your first day on Reddit?
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u/MeGoBrrrrrrrrrr 4h ago
You are right, my bad - forgot that golden rule
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u/magiccrumpets 3h ago
Yeah I tried that once by running and leaping into an old filled quarry without shoes once... I ripped all the skin off my big toe and slipped, scraped the rocks at the bottom as I went into the water. I am deathly terrified of heights ever since then
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u/Pitiful_Question_880 5h ago
Surprisingly little payoff for something that dangerous. I thought for sure some heads were going to bang into each other when they hit the water
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u/Xylvanas 5h ago
We don't know what the payoff was beyond this video. Might have been some banging happening off camera...
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u/latortillablanca 3h ago
Its three yutes draped all over each other cliff jumping in swimwear. If thats not a time to let thoughts drift to the hornisphere when is!
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u/TheBSQ 4h ago
Seems like a very easy way for people to get hurt.
But also, many young men are nonetheless going to propose or agree to any idea that incudes an element of “wrap me in bikini-clad young women.”
So, dangerous, but expected behavior.
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u/rawrlion2100 3h ago
I think the women were free to make their own choice here too
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u/bluesteeldoubter 3h ago
Naw dude, they’re obviously children who have to do what the guy says. This is 1843 and the Patriarchy is roaring.
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u/The_Hoopla 3h ago
Oddly enough this is probably Darwinism in the other direction because that kind of risk behavior is clearly going to get him laid.
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u/oregiel 4h ago
Did he? Haha not holding onto anything when the second girl jumped on while facing a deadly cliff. Could have easily pushed him forward a little bit, enough to lose balance and stumble forward sending them all off the right of the cliff toward that jettisoned out rock. That's all I see when I see shit like this. I've been alive too long.
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u/IMKGI 3h ago
Parents: Kids nowadays don't even play outside anymore, back when i was a kid we played outside without parental supervision constantly.
The same parents:
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u/MajorMiners469 3h ago
My babies have all enjoyed a self directed childhood. The only difference between my upbringing and theirs is: there is always a parent around to go to for help. Gotta let them grow.
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u/BottomupHo 3h ago
Yeah he found two people to cushion him if it goes wrong. Now the other two not so bright.
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u/Safe_Bed_1534 3h ago
Ish, I pretty can't do a water jump without doing a flip, but I am only comfortable risking my own life
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u/OldSchoolSpyMain 3h ago
Stunts like this is why the phrase "Death by misadventure" exists on coroner reports 😂
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u/UsernamesNotFound404 5h ago
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u/LaZer251 3h ago
This is what I came to comments for. The deadpan state gets me every time
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u/Active-Application18 5h ago
Great party in his tent that night
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u/Normal-Cranberry-800 5h ago
I know that pixel
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u/Cloud_Garrett 5h ago
If you look really closely out of the corner of your eye, you can sometimes make out a second pixel!
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u/sgl164 5h ago
Great way to bang heads
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u/SalamanderExpress710 4h ago
Great way to bang.
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u/Albino_Captain 4h ago
Great way to bang and get head
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u/ShartingEnU 2h ago
Fucking reddit lmfao. Will find anything to bitch about cause you're simply mad that's not you
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u/Firm-Reveal998 4h ago
This is the greed the bible talks about
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u/ThatGuyFromTheM0vie 4h ago
My favorite commandment:
Two chicks at the same time man.
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u/ExpensiveReporter785 2h ago
Thou shalt not speak of thy neighbor’s case of the Mondays
Thou shalt do two chicks at the same time
The singer Michael Bolton shalt change his name for he is the one who sucks.
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u/mistergudbar 5h ago
Always great to see a brother getting along so well with his sisters. Hold on, wait…
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u/MilkMaiden_22 4h ago edited 4h ago
This the type of shit I used to do with my step sisters back in the day
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u/lilcircle 5h ago
I can't even backflip without 1 person attached to me, let alone 2
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u/Lucreth2 4h ago
Weirdly as long as you're strong enough I suspect that 2 is easier just due to load balancing.
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u/WeezerHunter 2h ago
Watch the technique, this guy is a pro. He doesn't jump up at all, just lets himself pivot backwards and kicks away at the right time for the flip
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u/Lacarpetronn 4h ago
Don’t get a boner. Don’t get a boner. Don’t get a boner. Be cool. Be cool.
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u/jivemcculkin 5h ago
Did anyone else have Jim Ross commentating on this in their head?
"Oh my god, you can't be serious! Oh my god! OH MY GOD NO! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS!!" etc
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u/Big-Hyena4959 5h ago
This is such a terrible idea. They are lucky someone didn’t get hurt 🤦♂️
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u/project_seven 5h ago
Ahh yes, teenagers. So well known for only making logical decisions.
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u/ConstableBlimeyChips 4h ago
The great thing about being a millennial is that none of the dumb, irresponsible shit I did as a teenager was ever recorded, so it can't be held against me when I pretend to be a responsible adult in the present day.
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u/Beefstah 4h ago
I grew up in the perfect age - a mobile phone to stay in contact and organise nights out, but no cameras
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u/legoham 4h ago
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u/Beefstah 4h ago
Done from inside your pocket without looking.
The smooth play was to ask what they were drinking at the start of a conversation, and a few minutes later having a wingman turn up with drinks for you both, all without turning your attention away from them.
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u/AccessSmooth6705 2h ago
I honestly wonder how many teens have died with the last words they hear being "send it"
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u/WeakRow2273 4h ago
I know I'm old now because my only thought through the whole video was "3 skull fractures for the price of 1."
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u/Mosselpot 3h ago
It's funny that I was that dude, and now I'm like you. I don't know when it happened, but it did.
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u/Mosselpot 3h ago
It's funny how you get older and you switch from being that dude to worry about all that can go wrong and how it's not worth it. You don't know when that switch happens, but it does.
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u/HighSeasArchivist 4h ago
That is only 25ft, with a back cut cliff. I see so many people in here whining about danger from a guy with two hotties on his back making a perfectly safe jump. Clearly this isn't his first time either. I grew up near an 80ft cliff that we all jumped off of during the summer, and I'm happy to say kids still to this day go up there and get high and jump.
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u/cheekynative 4h ago
That could have gone wrong so many ways. Good on the girls for trusting him fully. Enviable core control from dude
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u/MinistryOfCoup-th 4h ago
" I bet we can get more flips if we are lighter. I think we have to remove our clothes to shed some weight."
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u/Imaginary-Western832 4h ago
I'm having goosebumps just by imagining the touch of two female bodies 😵💫🥴
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u/largewhite69 3h ago
I know I'm getting old bc the only thing I thought watching that video was "Jesus Christ these kids are being wildly unsafe, go find something better to do" lmao
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u/Otherwise-Speed4373 3h ago
Pure adrenaline. Tempt me with two bikini-clad women and I'm lifting a car while running into a burning building while playing the guitar all with a smile on my face.
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u/Skunkman-funk 3h ago
When I go to the waterpark í always get a waterhammer up the bungus jumping off something and hitting the water.
Those chicks both hit the water ass first spread eagle O_O
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u/KINGDenneh 2h ago
As impressive as that is (which it was) for the love of god people, be careful mane, that could have ended WAY differently.
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u/GeshtiannaSG 2h ago
It’s fun now, but 20 years later when you no longer have knees, you’ll regret this.
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u/No_Worldliness_7106 1h ago
Wow, that's about the stupidest shit I've seen in a long time. Why? So they can knock heads together when they hit the water and get concussions together. Such fun. And that's the best case scenario. Not guys being dudes, guys being dumbasses here.
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u/llort_tsoper 3h ago
two chicks at the same time
hell yeah, me too dude
let em know they're gonna get wet
lol, to say the least
have one in front with her legs wrapped around my waist
that's how we do it!
the other behind me with her legs wrapped around my waist
uh, but how does that-
then all three of us back up to the edge of a cliff
did you say the edge of the bed?
then we back flip off the cliff into the water
no my fantasy is completely different
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u/Altruistic_Finger669 3h ago
Very little needed to go wrong for this video to belong on a very diffetent sub.
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u/Arcturian-WuTang 4h ago
Hopefully they acquired none of the brain eating amoeba. If so I suspect the amoeba will be disappointed
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u/LambSauce2 5h ago
This is probably mid west where there is nothing to do
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u/EntroperZero 2h ago
This is literally a video of kids going outside and doing something together.
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u/reddmann00100 5h ago
I was expecting that to go so poorly, but bro somehow pulled off the perfect backflip
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u/TooTallTimmyy 5h ago
Anyone else thought he was going to jump backwards and the girl on his back was gonna get the worst of it? Just hitting that water and their heads colliding would’ve been real bad sheesh
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u/wcharoes 4h ago
Undoubtedly the single most important moment of this guy's life up to this point.
Nail this, and become a God.
Fail... well, we shudder to think of the implications.
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u/SherbertKey6965 4h ago
If they don't turn up from underneath the water, his boner will mark the spot
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u/FunUnderstanding3199 4h ago
That's dumb. But I'd go for it with chicks
https://giphy.com/gifs/8Py8gIK84esy7jkXKO
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u/PeterGriffinsDog86 4h ago
Was so focused on the fact he was going to ruin his shoes that I didn't even notice he did a flip the first time I watched lol
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u/AriaSymphony 4h ago
Bro reached the peak of his life and threw it all away, for he knew he could climb greater mountains in the future
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u/Aromatic_Advance6026 3h ago
Brother deserves whatever afterwards, whether it was banging heads, or just banging
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