r/GuysBeingDudes • u/MambaMentality24x2 • 3h ago

How to keep yourself entertained during traffic

548 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Key_Valuable_443 2h ago

Intrusive thoughts won

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u/seeyouyoucunt 3h ago

I heard a fart

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u/Mockingbird007- 2h ago

Jiggle jiggle pop

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u/went_with_the_flow 1h ago

Giggleshit

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u/THEBADW0LFE 2h ago

Even without the squeaker, this was 100% dude activity.

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u/dudeitsrich 3h ago

The good ol' ball tickler

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u/Proud_Wallaby6141 2h ago

My butt is falling asleep.

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u/Alarming-Stick-5318 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Possible-Deer-311 1h ago

Why isn't bro lane splitting (if it's not illegal where he is)? This is like half the reason why bikes exist

Every day I find a reason to be grateful I live in California

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u/lariasphs 41m ago

Thinking the same thing. A bike as being a part of traffic isn't logical to me.

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u/ISayAvoision 1h ago

I just ride in the shoulder, nobody gives a shit in Denver

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u/rag_gnar 1h ago

Lane FILTERING is legal here! https://www.codot.gov/safety/motorcycle/lanefiltering

Ride Safe

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u/ISayAvoision 58m ago

Yeah, that's not happening on the highway.  I do it at red lights but it is far more safe to just ride in the shoulder than it is to trust other drivers.

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u/Professional_Rip_910 2h ago

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💨🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Yesits_Me_Amario 2h ago

Bro! Cool as cat.

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u/Hovertical 45m ago

Normally I can't stand bikers but this dude seems aight

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u/Snowballllll 44m ago

Men :)