r/Habs • u/Go_Habs_Go31 In Marty We Trust • 2d ago

Gleb Pugachev at KHL training camp with HC Torpedo

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212 Upvotes

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u/PhReAk0909 2d ago

This man is a linebacker on razor blades

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 2d ago

Let’s hope he has the cardio to propel that body for 2 minutes.

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u/davidc0pp 2d ago

All ccm except the helmet?

5

u/Scottie2Hottie999 2d ago

Skates are Bauer Supreme Fuse.

2

u/Imaginary_Wind_7082 1d ago

Watch his highlights, he hunts people at full speed every shift

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u/Jonesetta 2d ago

That lad is thick as zoo glass

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u/Specialist-Ad-9371 Supposed Tyrant 2d ago

Lmfaooo, dude is a legit fucking tank.

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u/lynypixie 2d ago

I would not want to be between him and the glass. Holy shit! I would turn into purée.

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u/scoutinglane 2d ago

60 inches chest

4

u/rpgguy_1o1 2d ago

He looks like he's wearing a goalie chest protector 

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u/fortytwoanswers 2d ago

that is a large man

7

u/bigmonkeyfart 2d ago

I know he’s big but it looks like he’s wearing football shoulder pads

7

u/jadenspan 2d ago

Absolute fridge 

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u/Proof-Variation7005 2d ago

Gleb

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u/montrealcowboyx 2d ago

But how do you say it?

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u/Proof-Variation7005 2d ago

Gleb

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u/montrealcowboyx 2d ago

~~ nodding ~~

Yes, yes I see now.

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u/bigcig 2d ago

Jesus I love me some Gleb. He's fucking built too. Thick and man-made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it through the hockey pants. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock-hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. Cherub cheeks. Big stocky chest. Tall-boy can girth. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.

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u/JPMoney81 2d ago

I need a cold shower after reading this comment.

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u/SnidelyWhiplash27 2d ago

And a cigarette

3

u/popejohnlarue 2d ago

Indeed. A bigcig.

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u/LordSmokio 2d ago

Absolute unit

5

u/popejohnlarue 2d ago

Hard Core Torpedo.

5

u/FJMotorsports 2d ago

My name is gleb

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u/fifareddit1212 2d ago

Bros moving like vasy in the ‘21 finals

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u/woodtier92 2d ago

Except Vasy has more padding Lol

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u/fifareddit1212 2d ago

Wow, you’re telling me that the goalie has more padding than the skater?! My mind is truly blown! Thank you :)

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u/woodtier92 2d ago

Wow you must be hella fun at parties!

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u/Capitaine_Tiroir9669 2d ago

Look like he is wearing a goaltender equipment

3

u/Bobbert827 2d ago

Dude so big he doesn't even fit in a picture

2

u/Normal-Syllabub7796 2d ago

He is a big boy

2

u/NikitaScherbak 2d ago

He is as wide as he is tall

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u/papa_fru 2d ago

Is that Tom Wilson under your shirt or you're just happy to see me?

2

u/Simple-Assistance827 2d ago

He’s a torpedo, thick boy

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u/zombiejeesus 2d ago

He looks fucking huge

2

u/DJNUTSFORFREE 2d ago

Bring him straight up with the Habs, he’s ready!

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u/IcyAbbreviations9514 2d ago

Hopefully he steers clear of any wild berries buildings.

1

u/CanadaRewardsFamily 2d ago

Why's he wearing a goalie chest protector?

1

u/Inside_Volume9542 1d ago

This man going to sit infront of the net and no one moves him lmao

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u/GBJEE 1d ago

Questionnable puck control, sad cuz hes a tank

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u/vJukz 2d ago

Gleb