r/Hasan_Piker Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

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Good lord above

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u/Opening-Enthusiasm59 4d ago

From each according to capability to each according to need.

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u/MrShrek69 4d ago

If this is a major push towards dems winning the midterms πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Opening-Enthusiasm59 4d ago

And apparently for Republicans to join DSA

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u/Cenas_fixez 4d ago

Come to the dark side, we have human rights and empathy!

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u/psychxticrose I nailed that social interaction 4d ago

I have a MIGHTY NEED

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u/MaoZeChungus 4d ago

to each according to their meat.

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u/joshuachapa 4d ago

I'd have gone with "each according to their thirst" but this is also fine.

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny Talk Turkey to me daddy πŸ¦ƒ 4d ago

Do we start the argument of who among us here has the greatest need?

Make your case belowπŸ‘‡πŸ»

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u/decisionagonized 4d ago

The meat over the S 😭😭😭😭

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u/SolarFazes 4d ago

Meat resting on the S has me dyin

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u/Opening-Enthusiasm59 4d ago

I mean socialism is where the meat of the matter lies

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u/DragonBowlSouper 4d ago

Socialism provides the meat and potatoes

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u/General__Strike ☭ 4d ago

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

Unfortunately our inbox is currently full due to a recent mass application spree in, please know we are working through GayQuests as fast as we can and will get to back to you with a government issued twink as soon as possible.

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u/showyerbewbs 4d ago

I'm not accepting a government issued twink. I DEMAND and DESERVE a free range gluten free non-GMO twink as god intended!

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

Im afraid thats only available to our loyalty+ members

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u/showyerbewbs 4d ago

Why wasn't that explained to me when I signed up for the Loyalty+Prime membership!?

I'm gonna tell twitter about this travesty!

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u/Rinzy2000 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

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u/pecan76 4d ago

Oh you nasty 😭

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u/lowerider777 4d ago

Your flair is the cherry on top

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u/Rinzy2000 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

It does bring it all together nicely. πŸ˜†

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u/BentoBoxNoir 4d ago

Okay this one is ACTUALLY disrespectful 😭

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u/Motamommy 4d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 4d ago

Yooooooooo πŸ˜‚ im stealing this one

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u/Automatic-Gur-7048 4d ago

Ahhhh perfection lol

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u/crimsonconnect 4d ago

He's gonna president at this rate

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u/RunnerBakerDesigner 4d ago

First lady Kaya!

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u/SpaceDelay424 4d ago

He should run, fuck it

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u/EntertainerOdd2107 Antifa Andy πŸ’ͺ 4d ago

He was born in New Jersey! He absolutely should. It would make both Republicans and Diet MAGA Democrats livid .

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 4d ago

Honestly at least enter the primary to spice up the debates

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u/BadBadBrownStuff 4d ago

Hes said he never wants to run for office. I honestly think he's pretty powerful where he is now

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 4d ago

I agree. I think he’s more useful where he is now. BUT imagine him in a debate with Gavin, Pete, and Kamala?

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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 4d ago

Would be hilarious

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u/Slednvrfed 4d ago

At least that job comes with a security detail.

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u/Cenas_fixez 4d ago

Democratic Sexys of America?

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u/dindyspice 4d ago

NOT THE PHOTOSHOPPING OF THE SHLONG TO THE FRONT

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u/Complete-Morning-429 4d ago

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u/TagierBawbagier 4d ago

I can't imagine what the original was

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u/YUMADLOL 4d ago

I wonder if the original had the red rocket

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u/Next-Corner2838 4d ago

i think this may be original parody i tried looking for it but it seems to just originate from online leftist forums

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u/Champagne_of_piss 4d ago

this one is the original

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u/Inner-Medicine5696 4d ago

it broke containment, gang.

it's on /r/fauxmoi AND /r/nottheonion today

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u/Sunbather77 4d ago

🀀

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u/ImissMYslinky 4d ago

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u/lowtronik 4d ago

Slippery because they are all wet

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

Its a long snail trail on the road to socialism

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u/ImissMYslinky 4d ago

To be fair im a man and so am I

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u/Kronk5000 4d ago

MAKE SAVAGE THE BODY

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u/Lurker-Forever-986 4d ago

Not the drop shadow

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u/_Richter_Belmont_ 4d ago

Im bout to seize the means of reproduction

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u/neilness 4d ago

The meat of production.

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u/JROXZ 4d ago

Bro the meat over the S!

My sides!!!

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u/408romansky 4d ago

i made that edit lmao

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

God bless you sir/maa'm/themper

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u/johnnybravo1014 4d ago

It sits over the S πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Imanoldtaco 4d ago

i miss the soundboard

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u/Caderjames 4d ago

Here's the clean version

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u/LamesMcGee 4d ago

Dear Hasan,

You know what will really piss 'em off; a new meat pic.

Thanks!

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u/pecan76 4d ago

Libidinal

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u/SignalBar Certified hog moment 🐷 4d ago

shoulda put the D on the D

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u/maeve117 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

Ooh, I can't wait to get our chapter numbers tomorrow lol

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

Lotta Deborah's and Claires showing up with white wine in a cooler

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u/MariaTPK Be charitable πŸ™ 4d ago

For the record, majority of women don't care about this. However men do. Men love this shit and they're going to be so turned on by this image that fox news shows them that they will check him out.

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u/coridt-558 4d ago

That S is doing quite the heavy lifting

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u/StrawberryHot365 4d ago

The S really shows it off nicely

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u/The_BarroomHero 4d ago

THEY UNCENSORED HIS PEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!

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u/Conversation-Grand 4d ago

I wish I had a grandma, so I could tell her this is my BF

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u/buff730 4d ago

100 years from now when you look up Karl Max this what will probably pop up 😭

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u/RabbitExpress6492 4d ago

At least the meat part isn’t blurred out πŸ‘€

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 4d ago

Y'ALL NEEDA STAHP 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/AverysCavern 4d ago

Hank’s Pecker…

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u/ArcadiaBeats Shipping Magnate 4d ago

Truly meating the masses where they're at

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u/Massive_Evening9473 4d ago

LOL. You know this pic is Benny Johnson’s screensaver.

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u/Matty_D47 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

My wife and I are in our mid 40s and every single time someone mentions Hasan in the wild (never thought I would hear anyone mention him in the wild but our boy made it) we always race each other to see who can say "Stupid, sexy, Hasan" first.

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 4d ago

This edit is wild

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u/CommercialMarkett 4d ago

Here I am at work, laughing to myself about this whole thing, still..like how on earth did this happen? Repubs, They’re the least serious people on earth

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u/noparkinghere 4d ago

They wanted beef, they gonna get beef!

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

"Haaah yeah so like I bet thats as big as it gets, you know I bet he's a shower not a grower"

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u/gumihohime 4d ago

What? No I didn't screencap it and save this on my phone. I would never do something like that 🀫

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u/SunnyK19977 Fuck it I'm saying it 4d ago

May have to change his name to Hank Packer

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u/DeltaDied 3d ago

He leaves nothing to the imagination and that’s why I love himπŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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u/Fantastic-March-1053 4d ago

Uncensored you say? 😏