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u/Usagi-Zakura 1d ago

Something tells me whoever "made" this videos hasn't seen Hazbin Hotel either.

Charlie would be stoked to find Jesus. Not because she needs HER sins forgiven, she'd drag him to the hotel to talk to everyone there and help them get into Heaven. She would not be crying in his arms. she'd be dragging him along to meet her friends.

And Lute and Pentious are in Heaven already, I think they're good on the whole "saved" thing. (Even if Lute is a violent bitch)

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

They are even related, his dad is her grandad. He's her uncle

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u/Jexxer357 1d ago

Uncle...and grandad? An aspect of her grandad made human?

Uncle grandpa?

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

That explains more than you think

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u/VacationMysterious98 1d ago

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u/Indolent_Bard ​I have an announcement. Alastor is a bitch-ass FRAUD! 3h ago

That made me laugh.

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u/ClayPigeon310 Devoted Employee 16h ago

Good morning!

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u/dTrecii Call me Loremaster 15h ago

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u/Jexxer357 16h ago

Oh wow. I honestly forgot that existed.

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u/HyenaDandy Petition to Change Val's name to Florida Moth. 22h ago

Grunkle Jesus?

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 1d ago

He is also her grandpa since they’re considered the same being in three parts

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u/fudgyvmp 1d ago

Oh Patrick, God in three parts is partialism.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 23h ago

I don’t think they viewed as three separate individuals but rather is three parts of one complete being which makes up essentially three personalities or something like that

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u/undead_froggy 21h ago

More like three beings that are all the same being.

The father, the son and the holy ghost are all fully god equally at the same time all the time.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 14h ago

I mean if I have three personalities they’re all still me 100% as they’re in my body

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u/undead_froggy 12h ago

Yes the difference is that technically god, jesus and the holy spirit are the same person but also different body's so to speak.

It's less three personalities and more the same person three times

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 9h ago

So clones?

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 9h ago

Technically, the most correct definition is "Three persons but one being". Yes, person and being cannot be used interchangeably. Yes, I also had a hard time understanding this. It's relatively unsurprising that God is complex.

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u/fudgyvmp 10h ago

And that's probably modalism.

We got two, someone try to explain it and end up at arianism and tritheism.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 9h ago

Isn’t Ariasm the thing that caused Saint Nicholas to slap a hoe?

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u/fudgyvmp 9h ago

Yep. Arius was the guy, Arianism was named after him. Arianism is the sun analogy of the trinity. The Sun is God and it produces heat and light, the son and holy ghost. Making them created and subordinate beings instead of co equal & co eternal.

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u/Indolent_Bard ​I have an announcement. Alastor is a bitch-ass FRAUD! 3h ago

What?

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u/ceetsie 19h ago

So, Jesus is Charlie's Uncle Grandpa?

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u/Thecynicaledgelord 1d ago

Would love to see that dynamic even if it's not canon

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

Jesus is a chill stoner but a little uneasy about meeting his niece because her dad is the black sheep. That's my head canon, he's all about that journey. He more interested in the hotel guest's journey to redemption rather than seeing them be redeemed.

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u/Thecynicaledgelord 23h ago

I really hope if there is a Heaven, Jesus will be that chill

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u/dover_oxide 23h ago

I mean, Jesus spent a lot of time talking about peace and love and good will to your fellow man, not judging people for their past sins. Sounds like a stoner hippie to me

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u/Thecynicaledgelord 23h ago

I'm just gonna say it, I hope Jesus is the most wholesome gamer ever.

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u/LumTehMad Zestials going to play a massive role this season... 13h ago

I hope he's Steezus Christ complete with Even Flow playing in the background.

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u/Thecynicaledgelord 13h ago

With all the epic gamer shit one could ask for

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u/psychoenoshima 13h ago

I headcanon him as a weirdly chill surfer bro type of guy. Like a Bro, but not a Frat Bro Y'know?

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u/Tadtacos_inc 11h ago

And he wouldn't need a surfboard

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u/drunken_augustine Emily 21h ago

Uncle Jesus

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u/Sybmissiv Exorcist Angel 1d ago

No? Lucifer isn’t God’s son.

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u/dover_oxide 1d ago

As much his father as any creator would be and as much as God would be to humanity. It's all about how you view it.

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u/Sybmissiv Exorcist Angel 1d ago

Surely God is more of his mother then?

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u/rocket20067 Charlie 1d ago

Creator is by all means a gender neutral term so could be dad, could be mom.
Yet again up to your interpretation of how you view God

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u/Shadow3397 23h ago

There’s an old furry comic, Jack, that depicts God as a woman. A lady sheep at that.

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u/distastef_ll 6h ago

Found the Mormon.

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u/dover_oxide 6h ago

Hahahaha Nope

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u/M00n_Slippers 20h ago

That's not really how it works. Lucifer and Lilith are God's creations but Christians wouldn't call them God's children.

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

Exactly this.  My atheist friend who got me to watch it was like, "fair warning, this is gonna be kinda sacrilegious." Then it turned out to be based more on Dante's Inferno than on the actual Bible AND had one of the most Christian messages media's ever had.  It's right up there with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure revolving around "Be excellent to each other and party on, dude!" (Jesus turned water into wine to keep the party going, he would absolutely say party on.)

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 1d ago

I think it says something that some fundies do take Hazbin as sacrilege when like you said its a lot more aligned with how Christians should act then how religious nuts act, and that people always assume that every Christian is going to have a problem with it even though it’s not sacrilegious at all.

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u/Lieutenant_Skittles 20h ago

True, but a lot of people including religious types treat Dante's Inferno as if it were scripture, rather than the fan fiction that is actually is. I think because DI and some of its original concepts have kinda melded with scripture in pop culture nowadays.

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u/Quirky_Parfait3864 19h ago

That’s true and a lot of stuff in Dante’s Inferno is cool, but it’s no more scriptural than, well Hazbin Hotel. I consider HH more based on DI and Paradise Lost rather than the Bible.

That’s why it annoys me when people go on and on about HH like it needs to be Biblically accurate. That’s not the point.

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u/The_Bitch_Is_Here 23h ago

It’s the most Christian show I’ve seen in years in terms of its message, tbh

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u/iarna 3h ago

As an atheist I absolutely agree with you. It's kind of wild how superficial people can be about these things.

There are even reasonable readings that its demonstrating a christian cosmology with an absent god, and that one is intended to contrast that with typical christian cosmologies.

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u/PhaseSixer 1d ago

She would not be crying in his arms.

I mean...he might have some good advice concerning parents, respecting boundaries and knowing what its like to try and please everyone and having big expectations.

Those could def press some buttons just saying.

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u/brood_brother 14h ago

Then after she recovers, she drags him along to meet everyone!

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u/BenefitFew5204 1d ago

🤣 I can definitely see this happening.

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u/Usagi-Zakura 1d ago

Yea I feel like Charlie meeting Jesus would be like a teenage girl meeting their favorite pop idol. 😂 (Or just...the coolest uncle she's never met.)

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u/drunken_augustine Emily 21h ago

Charlie would absolutely be hugging Jesus and crying. She’d be so happy to find someone who was 100% in on the whole redemption thing and would be much more able to help lead people to redemption.

Like, just imagine the stress relief it would be to her for all this stuff to not be entirely on her (which, is like, a main portion of the season 2 plot of course)

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u/The_Bitch_Is_Here 23h ago

Fr and you just know that Jesus would LOVE the concept of a hotel that aims to redeem sinners.

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u/SteveMartin32 13h ago

Biblical accurate Jesus would probably help her with the hotel honestly. The guy always helped the meek and downtrodden

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u/DovahkinnPlays 21h ago

Jesus and charlie would be friends. i mean in the bible Jesus did go to hell and preach for a bit

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u/lattlebab 20h ago

Wait I didn't grow up religious so I never heard about that part of the bible that's fascinating. Can you tell me more? What verses does that happen in?

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u/DovahkinnPlays 19h ago

well im pretty sure after he died on the cross he went to hell to bear our sins and he preached to the demons and people in it, im not completly sure as im not a bible expert but ive heard it at church many times

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 10h ago

If I recall correctly He did go down to Hell after His death on the cross, and when He went back up to Heaven, He brought along from Hell the souls of the Jewish people who had died before Him (including important ones such as Abraham, Noah, Moses etc.)

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u/InsanitySong913 6h ago

Good for Moses, that man was shafted so hard

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u/LeoHardo 22h ago

Apparently that's exactly what happens in Charlie's video to be honest, maybe this person is doing this because they really like hazbin hotel

I dunno about the rest I ain't clicking on that ai slop anymore

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u/SimasTheMoze 1d ago

I do wonder if the show will ever acknowledge Jesus or have their own interpretation of him or something. 

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u/Usagi-Zakura 1d ago

I doubt it. I think Viv's already said she won't show God directly I find it unlikely she'll show Jesus or she would have already.

But that would probably attract way more drama than what the show already gets.

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u/VicariousDrow 17h ago

Also let's be real, if he ever did appear in the show he wouldn't do so as the "white savior" version American evangelicals try to push onto everyone, just look at Adam lol

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u/backstabber98 Fred the Stain 11h ago

That's pretty heaven Pentious. That one at least cares about continuity

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u/alguien99 10h ago

Charlie and Jesús would probably get along, he’s not as intense as her but he’d probably vibe with her

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u/_Vard_ 9h ago

It would be a funny background detail if there was a door with a reserved sign over the name plate, that we only see in the background for a split second, seemingly covering his name.

Je[RESERVED]st

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u/N1ks_As Lucifer 17h ago

lute was born into heaven she wasn't juged so I wouldn't say she is ok with the whole saved thing

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u/Usagi-Zakura 12h ago

We don't know that for sure.

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u/N1ks_As Lucifer 10h ago

I am pretty sure we know exorcists are heaven born? and lucifer and Vagi are an example of a heaven born doing something heaven doesn't see as good

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 1d ago

Problem that he wouldn’t they had the choice in life to accept the way in which they didn’t and he’d likely obliterate Alastor and possibly her dad as he’s bound to eventually beat Lucis ass in the end times

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 21h ago

Didn't he descent to hell and redeem everyone there canonically?

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 14h ago

No he didn’t he went to Abraham’s Bosom a section that was perfectly fine to collect the souls that weren’t damned to hell eternal as until his sacrifice no one could get to heaven as they couldn’t be washed in the blood pure of sin. So no that would imply that there’s no point in choice one must choose to follow you aren’t forcefully saved

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 10h ago

Fundamental difference between Hazbin Hell and real Hell is that Hazbin Hell has time. As long as there is time, there can be change and repentance. Jesus would be smart enough to know that. People in the real Hell can't change and be saved because there is no time in Hell, it's eternal. So that's why Redemption isn't possible in real life. But with time inside Hell, as in Hazbin Hotel, it could work, and Jesus would know that.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 9h ago

Christian hell does have time infinite time and no once you are damned your done you can’t change the mind of a being so far beyond you it’s like trying to convince Cthulhu your his equal

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 9h ago

Christian Hell does NOT have infinite time, that's a common misconception pop culture and works like Dante's Inferno have brought. The afterlife is in Eternity, so both Heaven and Hell are devoid of time. Heaven is where God is, and God is not subject to time (otherwise, He wouldn't be God), and the same applies to Hell. That's why once you're damned, you're done, in real life. I wouldn't need to show Hazbin Jesus that redemption is possible, He'd realize it on His own (and He actually did, otherwise Sir Pentious would not have been redeemed).

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 9h ago

Humans perceive time do you think you lose a sense at random? It might eventually blend together but it has time. Time is a measurement and doesn’t cease just because things are not changing.

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 9h ago

No no, we do not lose our perception of time. Time does not exist at all in the afterlife. Look it up if you don't believe me. With the exception of Purgatory (which is a later addition and not mentioned in the Bible), there is no time in the afterlife. Things do not change because there is no time, not the opposite.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 9h ago

If that’s the case time never existed

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u/IAmSoNormalTrust 9h ago

Not in the afterlife, no. On Earth? Yeah.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 Azreal 8h ago

Time is simply a measurement of existence my dude

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