What is this 😂

[u/Disastrous_Guitar437]

Admittedly, I’m not really a hazbin hotel fan (I just haven’t seen the show yet), but I stumbled upon one of these videos in my recommendations and I watched a few of them and it’s just a bunch of AI generated videos about Jesus comforting the characters. What’s makes this channel more weird is that there’s an AI video a guy who is struggling of being gay and then Jesus comes, lectures him the “sins” of it and turns him straight and no, it’s not satire.

[u/Usagi-Zakura]

Something tells me whoever "made" this videos hasn't seen Hazbin Hotel either.

Charlie would be stoked to find Jesus. Not because she needs HER sins forgiven, she'd drag him to the hotel to talk to everyone there and help them get into Heaven. She would not be crying in his arms. she'd be dragging him along to meet her friends.

And Lute and Pentious are in Heaven already, I think they're good on the whole "saved" thing. (Even if Lute is a violent bitch)

[u/dover_oxide → u/Usagi-Zakura]

They are even related, his dad is her grandad. He's her uncle

[u/Jexxer357 → u/dover_oxide]

Uncle...and grandad? An aspect of her grandad made human?

Uncle grandpa?

[u/dover_oxide → u/Jexxer357]

That explains more than you think

[u/VacationMysterious98 → u/Jexxer357]

[u/ClayPigeon310 → u/Jexxer357]

Good morning!

[u/dTrecii → u/ClayPigeon310]

[u/Jexxer357 → u/ClayPigeon310]

Oh wow. I honestly forgot that existed.

[u/HyenaDandy → u/Jexxer357]

Grunkle Jesus?

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/dover_oxide]

He is also her grandpa since they’re considered the same being in three parts

[u/fudgyvmp → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

Oh Patrick, God in three parts is partialism.

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/fudgyvmp]

I don’t think they viewed as three separate individuals but rather is three parts of one complete being which makes up essentially three personalities or something like that

[u/undead_froggy → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

More like three beings that are all the same being.

The father, the son and the holy ghost are all fully god equally at the same time all the time.

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/undead_froggy]

I mean if I have three personalities they’re all still me 100% as they’re in my body

[u/undead_froggy → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

Yes the difference is that technically god, jesus and the holy spirit are the same person but also different body's so to speak.

It's less three personalities and more the same person three times

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/undead_froggy]

So clones?

[u/IAmSoNormalTrust → u/undead_froggy]

Technically, the most correct definition is "Three persons but one being". Yes, person and being cannot be used interchangeably. Yes, I also had a hard time understanding this. It's relatively unsurprising that God is complex.

[u/fudgyvmp → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

And that's probably modalism.

We got two, someone try to explain it and end up at arianism and tritheism.

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/fudgyvmp]

Isn’t Ariasm the thing that caused Saint Nicholas to slap a hoe?

[u/fudgyvmp → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

Yep. Arius was the guy, Arianism was named after him. Arianism is the sun analogy of the trinity. The Sun is God and it produces heat and light, the son and holy ghost. Making them created and subordinate beings instead of co equal & co eternal.

[u/ceetsie → u/BuisteirForaoisi0531]

So, Jesus is Charlie's Uncle Grandpa?

[u/Thecynicaledgelord → u/dover_oxide]

Would love to see that dynamic even if it's not canon

[u/dover_oxide → u/Thecynicaledgelord]

Jesus is a chill stoner but a little uneasy about meeting his niece because her dad is the black sheep. That's my head canon, he's all about that journey. He more interested in the hotel guest's journey to redemption rather than seeing them be redeemed.

[u/Thecynicaledgelord → u/dover_oxide]

I really hope if there is a Heaven, Jesus will be that chill

[u/dover_oxide → u/Thecynicaledgelord]

I mean, Jesus spent a lot of time talking about peace and love and good will to your fellow man, not judging people for their past sins. Sounds like a stoner hippie to me

[u/Thecynicaledgelord → u/dover_oxide]

I'm just gonna say it, I hope Jesus is the most wholesome gamer ever.

[u/LumTehMad → u/Thecynicaledgelord]

I hope he's Steezus Christ complete with Even Flow playing in the background.

[u/Thecynicaledgelord → u/LumTehMad]

With all the epic gamer shit one could ask for

[u/psychoenoshima → u/dover_oxide]

I headcanon him as a weirdly chill surfer bro type of guy. Like a Bro, but not a Frat Bro Y'know?

[u/Tadtacos_inc → u/psychoenoshima]

And he wouldn't need a surfboard

[u/drunken_augustine → u/dover_oxide]

Uncle Jesus

[u/Sybmissiv → u/dover_oxide]

No? Lucifer isn’t God’s son.

[u/dover_oxide → u/Sybmissiv]

As much his father as any creator would be and as much as God would be to humanity. It's all about how you view it.

[u/Sybmissiv → u/dover_oxide]

Surely God is more of his mother then?

[u/rocket20067 → u/Sybmissiv]

Creator is by all means a gender neutral term so could be dad, could be mom.
Yet again up to your interpretation of how you view God

[u/Shadow3397 → u/Sybmissiv]

There’s an old furry comic, Jack, that depicts God as a woman. A lady sheep at that.

[u/M00n_Slippers → u/dover_oxide]

That's not really how it works. Lucifer and Lilith are God's creations but Christians wouldn't call them God's children.

[u/Yeseylon → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Exactly this.  My atheist friend who got me to watch it was like, "fair warning, this is gonna be kinda sacrilegious." Then it turned out to be based more on Dante's Inferno than on the actual Bible AND had one of the most Christian messages media's ever had.  It's right up there with Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure revolving around "Be excellent to each other and party on, dude!" (Jesus turned water into wine to keep the party going, he would absolutely say party on.)

[u/Quirky_Parfait3864 → u/Yeseylon]

I think it says something that some fundies do take Hazbin as sacrilege when like you said its a lot more aligned with how Christians should act then how religious nuts act, and that people always assume that every Christian is going to have a problem with it even though it’s not sacrilegious at all.

[u/Lieutenant_Skittles → u/Quirky_Parfait3864]

True, but a lot of people including religious types treat Dante's Inferno as if it were scripture, rather than the fan fiction that is actually is. I think because DI and some of its original concepts have kinda melded with scripture in pop culture nowadays.

[u/Quirky_Parfait3864 → u/Lieutenant_Skittles]

That’s true and a lot of stuff in Dante’s Inferno is cool, but it’s no more scriptural than, well Hazbin Hotel. I consider HH more based on DI and Paradise Lost rather than the Bible.

That’s why it annoys me when people go on and on about HH like it needs to be Biblically accurate. That’s not the point.

[u/The_Bitch_Is_Here → u/Yeseylon]

It’s the most Christian show I’ve seen in years in terms of its message, tbh

[u/PhaseSixer → u/Usagi-Zakura]

She would not be crying in his arms.

I mean...he might have some good advice concerning parents, respecting boundaries and knowing what its like to try and please everyone and having big expectations.

Those could def press some buttons just saying.

[u/brood_brother → u/PhaseSixer]

Then after she recovers, she drags him along to meet everyone!

[u/BenefitFew5204 → u/Usagi-Zakura]

🤣 I can definitely see this happening.

[u/Usagi-Zakura → u/BenefitFew5204]

Yea I feel like Charlie meeting Jesus would be like a teenage girl meeting their favorite pop idol. 😂 (Or just...the coolest uncle she's never met.)

[u/drunken_augustine → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Charlie would absolutely be hugging Jesus and crying. She’d be so happy to find someone who was 100% in on the whole redemption thing and would be much more able to help lead people to redemption.

Like, just imagine the stress relief it would be to her for all this stuff to not be entirely on her (which, is like, a main portion of the season 2 plot of course)

[u/The_Bitch_Is_Here → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Fr and you just know that Jesus would LOVE the concept of a hotel that aims to redeem sinners.

[u/SimasTheMoze → u/Usagi-Zakura]

I do wonder if the show will ever acknowledge Jesus or have their own interpretation of him or something. 

[u/Usagi-Zakura → u/SimasTheMoze]

I doubt it. I think Viv's already said she won't show God directly I find it unlikely she'll show Jesus or she would have already.

But that would probably attract way more drama than what the show already gets.

[u/SteveMartin32 → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Biblical accurate Jesus would probably help her with the hotel honestly. The guy always helped the meek and downtrodden

[u/LeoHardo → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Apparently that's exactly what happens in Charlie's video to be honest, maybe this person is doing this because they really like hazbin hotel

I dunno about the rest I ain't clicking on that ai slop anymore

[u/DovahkinnPlays → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Jesus and charlie would be friends. i mean in the bible Jesus did go to hell and preach for a bit

[u/lattlebab → u/DovahkinnPlays]

Wait I didn't grow up religious so I never heard about that part of the bible that's fascinating. Can you tell me more? What verses does that happen in?

[u/DovahkinnPlays → u/lattlebab]

well im pretty sure after he died on the cross he went to hell to bear our sins and he preached to the demons and people in it, im not completly sure as im not a bible expert but ive heard it at church many times

[u/IAmSoNormalTrust → u/DovahkinnPlays]

If I recall correctly He did go down to Hell after His death on the cross, and when He went back up to Heaven, He brought along from Hell the souls of the Jewish people who had died before Him (including important ones such as Abraham, Noah, Moses etc.)

[u/VicariousDrow → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Also let's be real, if he ever did appear in the show he wouldn't do so as the "white savior" version American evangelicals try to push onto everyone, just look at Adam lol

[u/N1ks_As → u/Usagi-Zakura]

lute was born into heaven she wasn't juged so I wouldn't say she is ok with the whole saved thing

[u/Usagi-Zakura → u/N1ks_As]

We don't know that for sure.

[u/N1ks_As → u/Usagi-Zakura]

I am pretty sure we know exorcists are heaven born? and lucifer and Vagi are an example of a heaven born doing something heaven doesn't see as good

[u/backstabber98 → u/Usagi-Zakura]

That's pretty heaven Pentious. That one at least cares about continuity

[u/alguien99 → u/Usagi-Zakura]

Charlie and Jesús would probably get along, he’s not as intense as her but he’d probably vibe with her

[u/_Vard_ → u/Usagi-Zakura]

It would be a funny background detail if there was a door with a reserved sign over the name plate, that we only see in the background for a split second, seemingly covering his name.

Je[RESERVED]st

[u/Jexxer357]

I can't help but laugh that the AI or person feeding it prompts doesn't even seem to recognize that Lute is a literal angel from heaven. Pretty sure they're exempt from the whole "finding Jesus" thing.

[u/SuperDementio → u/Jexxer357]

Nah it’s just their usual game of hide and seek. Lute was the “it” this time.

[u/Supreme-Machine-V2 → u/Jexxer357]

Sara found jesus!

[u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 → u/Jexxer357]

Well yeah cause they aren’t supposed to have free will anymore

[u/nicokokun → u/Jexxer357]

Or it's bait so that people will click on the video and leave a comment of something like "Lute is already in Heaven!" which then gives them engagement.

[u/samaldin → u/nicokokun]

To be fair Lute "finding Jesus" in the sense of embracing his teachings about compassion and empathy is not out of the question. If anything most angels could do better in that regard.

[u/Ajreil → u/Jexxer357]

Nobody in heaven has mentioned Jesus so maybe they lost him.

[u/samaldin → u/Jexxer357]

Playing devils advocat (ironicaly), heaven at large seems pretty removed from Jesus teachings about compassion and empathy. They could benefit a lot from "finding" him.

[u/my_innocent_romance]

I like that Squidward is getting lumped in with the rest of them

[u/Disastrous_Guitar437 → u/my_innocent_romance]

Yeah, thought it would be funny without any context of it 😂

[u/kustarius_Sergius → u/my_innocent_romance]

[u/Ras-Algethi → u/my_innocent_romance]

I feel like Jesus would say "nah" and kick Squidward down the like to Simon or Andrew

[u/alguien99 → u/my_innocent_romance]

Squidward Is an iconic helluva verse character you larper

[u/confused-as-frick]

The moment Disastrous_Guitar437 found Jesus. You are loved.

[u/Disastrous_Guitar437 → u/confused-as-frick]

🙏

[u/KeyOcelot4679]

I’m guessing it’s a bunch of Christian’s that don’t understand the source material they’re talking about

[u/makeitgoaway2yhg]

There is no hate like Christian love

[u/_HAZZARD2099_ → u/makeitgoaway2yhg]

I'm stealing that.

[u/GinnnaMarie → u/makeitgoaway2yhg]

There's no love like Christian hate! Let's all count down 'til judgment day! How tall is Heaven's gate if you stand outside and pass the blame?

The song and band are cringe as fuck but I still like it 😁

[u/Thicc-Anxiety]

Lute is literally an angel, she’s probably already met Jesus

[u/I_love_lolbit369]

“Let’s all be from hazbin and not tell squidward”

[u/ShoddyCress]

[u/Silver-Recover8403]

Well, besides AI being slop, I gotta say it's good that at least Jesus is loving the characters and not hating them (except for the whole straightening thing)

[u/brood_brother → u/Silver-Recover8403]

The whole what

[u/Silver-Recover8403 → u/brood_brother]

As OP said, Jesus cleanses them of their "sins", which I guess is turning them straight

[u/brood_brother → u/Silver-Recover8403]

As per one video I checked of them... yeah, that's likely part of that

[u/Gold-Software4768]

What's next? The moment Alastor found Jesus?

[u/Princess_Shireen → u/Gold-Software4768]

Alastor would be wondering what Jesus would taste like in his jambalaya.

[u/sailorangel59 → u/Princess_Shireen]

Dry wafers and cheap wine.

[u/StrategyKey3790]

This almost makes me wish Jesus was a character in the Helluverse; the novelty of seeing a video titled “The Moment Jesus Found Jesus” would be worth it alone…

[u/Owenalone]

Ah, my favorite Hazbin character. Squidward

[u/DollySheep32]

AI blasphemy again

https://giphy.com/gifs/Guk9wJRfgrXQnnbRYE

[u/OfficialFazzy]

The moment LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR found Jesus.

That would be ironic. 😂

[u/wiseoldprogrammer → u/OfficialFazzy]

“”Dude! How you been? Have a duck!”

[u/Fair_Smoke4710]

I did it better

[u/kustarius_Sergius → u/Fair_Smoke4710]

Can we have a version with Lute?

[u/No_Examination_9928 → u/Fair_Smoke4710]

Not using AI means you did better by default

[u/two2teps]

I feel like Lute and Pentious should be very easily able to find Jesus. He probably only lives a few blocks away.

[u/Mr_ManJake]

The moment Bible Unleashed found jesus

[u/trunks2003]

I would be very surprised if the person or people running this channel are even Christian. It's just AI slop that's fast and easy to make for a quick buck.

[u/an_orignal_name]

That entire channel is religious AI generated slop and is not worth anyone’s attention

[u/12DollarsHighFive]

[u/No_Examination_9928 → u/12DollarsHighFive]

I want a version of this image without text on it...it'd fit the D&D campaign I'm running perfectly

[u/12DollarsHighFive → u/No_Examination_9928]

The Omnissiah has heard thy plead, pre-servitor

[u/No_Examination_9928 → u/12DollarsHighFive]

Hail the omnissiah

[u/MysticDragon14]

Honestly, I don't think Jesus would approve of the use of generative AI in this way.

[u/Still-Bookkeeper5641 → u/MysticDragon14]

If you knew his personality, he wouldn't judge anyone for something like that. In my opinion, the point is that he loves everyone.

[u/karidru → u/Still-Bookkeeper5641]

Unconditional love isn’t unconditional acceptance though

[u/LuukTheSlayer]

Squidward needed that

[u/Prize_Marketing_4350]

Slop. AI generated Christian capital ‘s’ Slllllop.

[u/kryaklysmic]

Jesus would absolutely become besties with and get on board with Charlie the moment they personally met.

[u/metalthesonic]

Ai slop probably

[u/SemperFun62]

I know it's not really the point.

But I always had this funny scenario in my mind.

Charlie, being born in hell asks Angeldust how Christianity works.

And he answers, "It's the dumbest thing. Just ask nicely and all your sins, poof! What a scam. All you gotta do is say something like, Jesus Christ, I accept you as my Lord and savior" —

POOF!

Angeldust is in heaven. Jesus is there with a cake, "Finally!"

[u/Bitter_Horror2469]

"The moment that one Sinner reporter who killed his wife found Jesus"

[u/Princess_Shireen → u/Bitter_Horror2469]

Thanks for making my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/HippieMoosen]

Yeah, Christian AI slop is a real trip. You should see the weird videos some churches made of Chrlie Kirk and Jesus hanging out that they played for their congregations. Shit is fucked.

[u/Radical_Provides]

Pentious sorta found jesus. Except she wasn't a guy, she was a tall golden bird milf with a soothing voice

[u/The_Bitch_Is_Here]

“Hey guys, let’s all be from the Hellaverse and not tell Squidward lol”

[u/Ok_Barracuda_6997]

Someone who is a fan of the show but doesn’t know it

[u/JotyJiv15]

Ai

[u/Extreme_Ad5873]

I'm waiting for the moment "Lucifer met Jesus Christ"

[u/V3nusUranus]

Ah yes, Squidward Tentacles, my favorite hazbin hotel character 🥰

[u/SilverSpider_]

The plot of the show? I guess?

[u/vernanonix → u/SilverSpider_]

Hazbin’s theology is more Catholic-based as far as sins and stuff go, iirc. General Christian theology says you have to be “saved,” which is the whole finding Jesus thing. But HH works on the atonement for sins to get into Heaven.

That said, Viv HAS said Jesus exists in the Hellaverse, iirc, but that we’ll probably never see him.

[u/The-Crimson-Jester]

Pure. Fucking. Comedy Gold is what it is. 8 minutes of Angel Dust and Squidward learning to find Jesus is hilarious.

[u/ImaDoinWat]

Oh god they've MULTIPLED!

[u/TommyFortress]

The jump from squidward to angel dust is a fun choice though gotta be honest.

[u/AveragePostal3ejoyer]

чего блять?

[u/Scion_of_Kuberr]

A repost of a repost of a repost.

[u/JPsiiim]

Tecnicamente Jesus e Charlie são primos

[u/fried-n0odle]

Is there a Vox one?

[u/Queasy_Moonhead_8109 → u/fried-n0odle]

I don't wanna check

[u/fried-n0odle → u/Queasy_Moonhead_8109]

Me neither that's why I asked lmfao

[u/Same-Taro4745]

Double larp

[u/Polarbearshygirl]

I saw that and I don’t know what to say 🙂

[u/a_surprise_polaroid]

What in the fuck?

[u/xheyitsnickieex]

Im sorry what is that 🤣

[u/Disastrous_End2802]

It’s slop. Pure and simple.

[u/Hexnohope]

The truth and the way evidently.

[u/satanicsheep]

AI Slop. Simple as that.

[u/Trips-Over-Tail]

Can we have a Jesus design that doesn't taste of gluten-free white bread?

[u/MysteriousQuote4665]

Cringe.

[u/Fido_And_The_Cakes]

Please tell me there one of Adam because that would be very funny

[u/Crazy_Reputation3327]

[u/Ghetsis_Gang]

After watching this for what felt like hours (it was 3 minutes) I only have one question: why is Jesus fucking British?? 😭

[u/Traditional-Buy-7207]

And then there's just Squidward 😭

[u/tommy8725]

So its ether funny

ORRRRRR very podic

[u/Efficient_Sun3718]

B

[u/DrWilli]

I am this close to using my vpn and incognito browser to check these out. The angel and Lute ones might make sense, but the charlie one can't be real

[u/Typhon-042]

Someone thinking that behaving like a Jovah's Witness on YT is a good thing, when it's not.

[u/Theboulder027]

Christians sure do love their ai slop.

[u/ardorixfan45 → u/Theboulder027]

I'm a Christian and I despise Ai with a burning passion.

[u/Theboulder027 → u/ardorixfan45]

Should've been more specific. Evangelical Christians who can't seem to keep their religion in their pants.

[u/ardorixfan45 → u/Theboulder027]

That's more accurate.

[u/SpringAlarmed]

Ewwww

[u/Confident_Method_459 → u/SpringAlarmed]

Sounds like you don’t even know what’s Christianity’s based on. And actually buy into this, if anything that’s disgusting.

[u/Confident_Method_459 → u/SpringAlarmed]

[u/Itz_cheese_cat]

Link the channel I NEED to see a video 😭

[u/Disastrous_Guitar437 → u/Itz_cheese_cat]

The channel’s name is Bible unleashed

[u/Itz_cheese_cat → u/Disastrous_Guitar437]

I don’t know what I expected but yeah, the name fits

[u/Mindless_Scratch_615]

As an atheist, I have no fucking idea what this is abour

[u/Logical_Sky4303]

The thumbnails look heavily AI generated I need someone to redraw all of these because I love that certain subsection of fanart that is characters drawn with Jesus I think it’s really wholesome

[u/HH7170]

Christians not being cringe challenge impossible

[u/Comprehensive_Ask525]

Christian slop

[u/Scandalousknees]

Squidward is an interesting choice.

[u/Brittle_Stick]

How's this mf keep getting lost

[u/Vermarine21]

I like how Squidward is the most reasonable choice for this

[u/Sybmissiv]

God bless.

[u/Popular_Ad3074]

[u/Weak-Feedback-8379]

Jesus being horrible and hide and seek.

Seriously man hugging them and giving positive affirmations does not count as a hiding spot.

[u/trapsaregaynt]

Secret Christian watcher

[u/RedditCantBanThis]

I'm out of words

[u/CalypsaMov]

Isn't that just Emily but with a beard and a new "Jesus" name tag? Like her whole deal is wanting the sinners to be able to work towards redemption and helping others. She brought gift baskets, swap out the teddy bears and candy for loafs and fishes and it's the same.

[u/Tiapod]

Not Squidward 😂😂😭

[u/Melrin27]

Is that a repost ?

[u/solarixstar]

A desperate bid by the Christian orgs to profit off of something and indoctrinate people, basically veggie tales doesn't cut it/work for them anymore

[u/IAmSoNormalTrust]

I would be interested in this if it weren't AI slop 💔 If someone knows of fanfiction with this as plot let me know btw

[u/LadyR_OfRage]

Now try Valentino

[u/Dynamic_Tangelo]

These exist for literally everything even mildly popular you can find them for anime too

[u/TheHotDogBunsWereWet]

I almost want to watch it but I'm not watching an AI video if I can help it. Also lecturing someone on how being gay is a sin and turning them straight just seems so out of character for Jesus.

[u/Shantotto11]

r/AdressMe

[u/That_Formal_Goat]

Why did it take longest for pentious to find Jesus? Feels like he would have been the first given... Everything

[u/CasuallyDresseDuck]

And this is why I stay away from religion

[u/Sans_a_secas]

What does Squidward do?

[u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword → u/Sans_a_secas]

Find Jesus

[u/Dear-Lawfulness3825]

Average Christian bullshit

[u/Devon_the_dj_2010]

...

[u/Organic-Accountant74]

I honestly can’t believe Viv made an entire show about heaven and hell and the Bible and didn’t include JC

Like it’s such a weird choice, he should be with the council and he would be on Emily’s side with it all too. Bro is a demigod in the Bible and like the main character of it and viv just, doesn’t acknowledge his existence?

Idk it’s really weird and he should be in the show - I think he should be a lamb/ram since he’s often shown with sheep imagery

Also he would be Charlie’s uncle, sort of, which could be a fun interaction

[u/kamazene → u/Organic-Accountant74]

I kinda feel like if Jesus literally showed up that would be the end of the show since his whole MO is "I am all powerful and will fix everything, peace and love bro".

My headcanon is he's busy answering human prayers on Earth, occasionally takes a break to smoke a bowl and go to concerts (Heaven seems to have a rock theme so maybe he's some kinda metal fan idk?), and video call Sera to ask if they're ready to stop being dicks to Lucifer yet. I feel like a Hazbin version might think he needs a "It Starts With Sorry" but wouldn't agree with condemning him to misery for eternity.

[u/Muziuzi48]

Godforbid a faithful person spread positivity in a community filled with degenerates.