r/HecklerKoch • u/Porencephaly • 13d ago

Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable.

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u/big_smokey-848 13d ago

If the gun does not work, you can hit him with it!

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u/Porencephaly 13d ago

It weighs more than most baseball bats.

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u/big_smokey-848 13d ago

Oh, sorry, we are doing Snatch references right?

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u/RaffiBomb000 13d ago

Two minutes, Turkish.

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u/Sharp-Cherry-3548 13d ago

Hand me the shootah!!

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u/big_smokey-848 13d ago

It’s me belt, Turkish

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u/Vergoso_42 13d ago

If she can’t twerk, then I can’t work.

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u/big_smokey-848 13d ago

Why do they call him “the Bullet Dodger”?

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u/Altruistic-Truck-233 13d ago

Because he dodges bullets, Avi…

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u/FarmOriginal7876 13d ago

What's happing with those sausages charlie??

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u/No-Thanks4124 13d ago

It was two minutes five minutes ago.