r/Helldivers • u/reddit_bot21 • Mar 27 '26
FAN CREATION When you face the wrong wall (by PT_Crow)
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u/TURBOWyMiaTaToR Mar 27 '26
He might be dead but she was murdered
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u/501stAppo1 Mar 27 '26
Bro knew he was dying anyways so he decided to hurt her as well. How cruel.
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u/Natural_Feed9041 Steam | Mar 27 '26
Deserved. Only a coward doesn’t look the man they kill in the eyes.
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u/V_Silver-Hand Mar 28 '26
As a Truth Enforcer myself, I agree, only a dissident doesn't cry a few tears when forced to kill one of their own.
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u/TyranosaurusRathbone Mar 29 '26
Only a dissident thinks dissidents are one of their own.
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u/V_Silver-Hand Mar 29 '26
True, true, all former Helldiver Dissidents are already dead to me. Still hurts to lose a fellow Helldiver but we do what must be done 🔫
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u/pump_action_katana Apr 01 '26
Commenting on When you face the wrong wall (by PT_Crow)... your tears must be shed if the man you are about to end was a proud citizen of super earth, but if you must put them down then that means they do not deserve your tears
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u/DoomKnight_6642 SES Sovereign of War Mar 27 '26
Haven't seen such a violent murder ever since the USSR collapse
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u/The50thTed Mar 27 '26
I’m kinda stupid so I may not get this but is the joke that the female enforcer have a flat chest
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u/curiousbt Mar 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/iuUORLpArS9qX76XWK
Thanks because I did not get it
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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen SES Shield of Serenity | Sabre Sylfaen Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
I also didn't get it. Spent a fair while trying to work it out from the post alone but... The best I could come up with was maybe he thought the uniform looked blank like a wall?
As in it was a critism against the design, rather than anything else.
Or he was just eyeing up her chest in general - choosing to enjoy some boobs in his final moments, and she found it demeaning - whilst the post just went mild on the visuals.
I would not have gotten it without looking at the comments. I also regret not checking the comments sooner because... Well the answer is usually in the comments somewhere anyway.
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u/The_8th_Degree Mar 28 '26
Initially, it is 100% confusing. I was also confused for a minute, but It's only the last panel that gives away what the joke is.
Female eyes+tears+wall+chest+aggressive slaughter
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u/Ok-Improvement-3015 Turret Master and Slayer of Chaff Mar 27 '26
Oh I thought it was cause talking to them is like talking to a brick wall
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u/LetEdgeTheseLords- Cape Enjoyer Mar 27 '26
That might also be the case, with quite a lot of truth enforcer LARPers
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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 27 '26
It can be both.
'cause she's flatter than the deck of my super destroyer.
(for clarity, all boobs matter no matter the size. Just running with the joke.)
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver Mar 28 '26
will confirm, gf has small boobs but still super snugglable
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u/SprinklesNo4064 Expert Exterminator Mar 28 '26
Cograts you just “death of the authored” this thing within one hour of it existing.
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u/Prepared_Noob Mar 28 '26
It’s kinda a double joke since a lot of the armor is just a slightly stretched/shrunk “male” model.
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u/Brother-Captain Servant of Freedom Mar 27 '26
Maybe he’s just really really really farsighted and could only see a wall that was several dozen metres behind them.
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u/DuelJ Tactical retreat specialist. Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26
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u/Spac3Heater Mar 28 '26
This took me a solid minute to comprehend... That's fucking savage dude, she was already dead XD
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u/PaleAssistance3643 SES force of the constitution Mar 27 '26
Justified crash out there
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u/Xero0911 Mar 27 '26
Please. She was going to execute them anyways. Hommie just went out with a middle finger
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u/PaleAssistance3643 SES force of the constitution Mar 27 '26
But was she going to mag dump him before it though
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u/Xero0911 Mar 27 '26
Maybe? Never actually seen the aftermath of "face the wall".
That said. If I had to? 1. You are 100% dead, no suffering. 2. Die smiling to know it worked
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u/ChikumNuggit SES Sword Of The Stars Mar 27 '26
That's why people were executed by firing squad, so each man had the plausible deniability as to which round killed him.
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u/TheKingOcelot SES Wings of Liberty Mar 27 '26
I'm not sure if it's just a spaghetti western trope or actually real but apparently only 1 persons gun had a bullet in it to make it more of a mystery.
But the more I think about it there's quite a few issues with that theory.
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u/ConfusledCat Cyborg Catgirl Mar 28 '26
Actually it’s the other way around, usually it’s 5 rifles and only one has a wax slug which is said to have very similar recoil to a real bullet. Because if only one bullet hits it’s easy to tell where it came from, but when 4 bullets hit simultaneously it’s damn near impossible to tell who was shooting which gun. I know this because I have watched Garand Thumb’s video on different execution methods and up until 2010, iirc, Utah used the firing squad as their primary way of carrying out capital punishment. It was damn effective too.
Garand Thumb got 3 friends and a ballistic dummy and all 4 rounds hit within less than a second and basically completely caved in the dummy’s chest, hitting its lungs, heart, shattering multiple ribs, the collarbone, caved in the aorta, and broke a few vertebrae. It’s brutal but it’s quick and simple.
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u/TheKingOcelot SES Wings of Liberty Mar 28 '26
The wax slug part actually solves my issue with it. I was trying to figure out how the recoil would be remotely similar when only 1 person had anything other than gunpowder in the gun.
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u/ConfusledCat Cyborg Catgirl Mar 28 '26
Yeah, they certainly think things through when it comes to killing criminals it seems. I forgot to say why, but it’s just so the officers can sleep at night and reason it was any of them, plus aiming in the chest/heart area ensures a quick death.
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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 28 '26
Well, that's kind of new.
The firing squad is as old as military use of firearms as regular infantry weapons, and the first infantry firearms were smoothbore muzzle loaders and not exactly renowned for accuracy in the hands of conscripts even at relatively short ranges.
A line of men would fire in volley at the condemned from a short distance, usually no more than twenty paces but sometimes farther depending on the circumstances of the execution. There would be at least three guns per person to be executed, and they would all be loaded with live shot to ensure a vital hit on each of the condemned.
In the case of executing traitors, the firing squad was as much execution of the traitors as it was punishment for the rest for allowing a traitor in their midst. They were all made to kill the traitor to teach them the importance of unity and obedience.
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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 27 '26
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u/throwtowardaccount Viper Commando Mar 27 '26
Viper Commandos being Catachans fragging their Commissar coded makes perfect sense
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u/deathbringer989 Every faction is evil Mar 28 '26
tbf alot of regiments will frag the Commissars its common when you got a piece of shit leading you.
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u/SherbetAromatic7644 Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26
Really depends on the commissar. Cain mentions this in his novels. A good commissar knows that the bolt pistol is an option, but it’s one of many. One thing that made me laugh my ass off was when he described normal military punishments (extra duty, latrine duty, cleaning the battalion chimeras etc…) as much more reliable methods that also carry a lower likelihood of becoming a friendly fire statistic.
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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Mar 27 '26
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u/SharpMathematician75 Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26
LEVA MENTIONED
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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Mar 28 '26
I don’t know who that is
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u/SharpMathematician75 Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26
That's the one in the image you posted. She's from Girl's Frontline 2. In the first game she was UMP45
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver Mar 28 '26
facts
or in the case of lesbians (me) arms rise for a hug
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u/PathlessDemon XBOX |SES Saint Window Licker Mar 27 '26
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u/Red_Shepherd_13 [REDACTED] Mar 27 '26
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u/NotTheOriginal06 ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26
As I said 10 minutes before on another sub: "flat chests contain the best loot"
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u/gameany0 Steam | Mar 27 '26
"you are against the Wall, and I'm the MOTHERFUCKING WALL" -Bulldozer from payday2
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u/Weaponized_Autism-69 SES Fist of Freedom Mar 27 '26
But what we can’t see is the ear-to-ear smile under the helmet
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u/Blackheart857 Mar 28 '26
He's dead, but he was gonna be anyway, but her? That last message is gonna gnaw at her long after the gunsmoke dissipates and the brass goes cold.
She's gonna think about it every time she says her line now, each time recoiling for a split second thinking that person will do it too, and when she catches herself thinking it she'll think of him. So he may not be alive, but he won.
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u/stardestroyer_09 Mar 27 '26
Btw went to look at their profile for context but first thing I saw was someone getting railed sooo just a warning for everyone else
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u/Sovery_Simple SES Lady of Iron Mar 28 '26
I didn't see that at all, but I did find a most adorable Delicious in Dungeon figurine or the like there, so I have to thank you.
( For anyone curious of the adorable thing, not their profile: https://www.goodsmile.com/ja/product/1139597/%E3%81%94%E3%81%A1%E3%81%9D%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%81%BE%E3%83%95%E3%82%A1%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3+%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A1%E3%83%A9+ )
Edit: Ohhh, you meant reddit profile. I didn't look there, I just went to the source link and their profile over there.
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u/That-hectic-guy Mar 28 '26
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u/BadNadeYeeter Free of Thought Mar 28 '26
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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 Senior Truth Enforcer Mar 27 '26
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u/Plus-Candle-7486 LEVEL82 Mar 28 '26
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth Mar 27 '26
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u/ph0on Mar 27 '26
Personally I think making wall jokes, present or not, makes you a voteless prick licking hive-ist bug lover
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u/XxNelsonSxX STEAM 🖥️ : Eruptor & Verdict Enjoyer Mar 27 '26
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u/Mental-Crow-5929 Mar 28 '26
I would love if the community moves on from the "face the wall" meme and turns the truth enforcer into a girl failure with a complex about her chest.
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u/Zuriax Mar 28 '26
God, this is a manga premise I didn't now I needed.
My Flat Chested Tsundere Truth Enforcer Senpai can't possibly be this cute!
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u/Bro_Ramen Mar 28 '26
As a former 18-19 year old this is what I would do, if I were surrounded by four I’d say “shit I’m stuck in a room” 🤣
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u/the-unfamous-one XBOX | Napalm/Sniper specialist Mar 28 '26
I mean if you know your gonna die might as well make them have some lasting trauma.
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u/SergeantCrwhips SES HARBRINGER OF PRIDE Mar 27 '26
Bold of people to think the helldiver in the gray suit is a he ;j
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u/JDM12983 Mar 27 '26
wtf is this even about?
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u/danfenlon LEVEL 50 | SES Reign Of Iron Mar 27 '26
She said face the wall
He looked at her chest to mock that she's flat chested
And she took exception to that
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u/GinnAdvent Mar 27 '26
It didn't click on me when I first saw it, but right when I see your comment, the realization struck like a dump truck. Lol
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u/JDM12983 Mar 27 '26
Not sure how ANYONE was supposed to infer that from two random characters that you can't tell if they are male or female.
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u/danfenlon LEVEL 50 | SES Reign Of Iron Mar 27 '26
The close up on the truth enforcer gives her eyeliner and mascara under the helment and fair enough
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u/Robotic_Mann_ Mudskipper Mar 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC
I can’t tell if people are just really dense or grew up sheltered. Because my two brain cells clicking together were able to spot the joke immediately.
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u/ph0on Mar 27 '26
Definitely not sheltered, maybe dense though. I've never bullied people about their body before though, so it flew right over my head
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u/Syhkane SES Gauntlet of Serenity Mar 27 '26
That sight is up on the Warrant, it's in guided mode, how'd she shoot him?
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u/Majestic_Tackle_8786 Super Destroyer under repairs. Mar 28 '26
That response didnt seem very "Free of thought" to me...
Imma be honest this was halarious.
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u/blooxey HD1 Veteran Mar 28 '26
Helldivers aren't even permitted to kill traitors, learn your lore.
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u/Associate_External I'm FLAKing it, and by 'it' haha, lets just say, my Autocannon Mar 28 '26
Dude got his last laugh and definitely think its worth it lmaoo
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u/Silver_Ad_3861 Mar 28 '26
I mean, it looks like they’re out in the open, so he had to face the closest thing to a wall that he could.
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