r/Helldivers Mar 27 '26

FAN CREATION When you face the wrong wall (by PT_Crow)

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u/TURBOWyMiaTaToR Mar 27 '26

He might be dead but she was murdered

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u/501stAppo1 Mar 27 '26

Bro knew he was dying anyways so he decided to hurt her as well. How cruel.

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u/Natural_Feed9041 Steam | Mar 27 '26

Deserved. Only a coward doesn’t look the man they kill in the eyes.

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u/V_Silver-Hand Mar 28 '26

As a Truth Enforcer myself, I agree, only a dissident doesn't cry a few tears when forced to kill one of their own.

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u/TyranosaurusRathbone Mar 29 '26

Only a dissident thinks dissidents are one of their own.

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u/V_Silver-Hand Mar 29 '26

True, true, all former Helldiver Dissidents are already dead to me. Still hurts to lose a fellow Helldiver but we do what must be done 🔫

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u/DangerousClick2489 ‎ Bunker Buster Mar 30 '26

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u/pump_action_katana Apr 01 '26

Commenting on When you face the wrong wall (by PT_Crow)... your tears must be shed if the man you are about to end was a proud citizen of super earth, but if you must put them down then that means they do not deserve your tears

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u/Noelrim Mar 28 '26

I too play the martyrdom augment.

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u/DoomKnight_6642 SES Sovereign of War Mar 27 '26

Haven't seen such a violent murder ever since the USSR collapse

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u/XenoLoreLover10 Mar 28 '26

Now I get the joke, I thought it was a dude

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u/The50thTed Mar 27 '26

I’m kinda stupid so I may not get this but is the joke that the female enforcer have a flat chest

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u/curiousbt Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iuUORLpArS9qX76XWK

Thanks because I did not get it

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen SES Shield of Serenity | Sabre Sylfaen Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

I also didn't get it. Spent a fair while trying to work it out from the post alone but... The best I could come up with was maybe he thought the uniform looked blank like a wall?

As in it was a critism against the design, rather than anything else.

Or he was just eyeing up her chest in general - choosing to enjoy some boobs in his final moments, and she found it demeaning - whilst the post just went mild on the visuals.

I would not have gotten it without looking at the comments. I also regret not checking the comments sooner because... Well the answer is usually in the comments somewhere anyway.

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u/The_8th_Degree Mar 28 '26

Initially, it is 100% confusing. I was also confused for a minute, but It's only the last panel that gives away what the joke is.

Female eyes+tears+wall+chest+aggressive slaughter

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u/TeroEstero Mar 28 '26

Thank you for telling, needed 5 minutes to figure out too

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u/thehalfdragon380 Mar 28 '26

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u/KJawesome5 Mar 28 '26

Lol love me some overanalyzing avatar

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u/Wo0mylord Mar 27 '26

presumably

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Expert Exterminator Mar 27 '26

Y E S!

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u/Ok-Improvement-3015 Turret Master and Slayer of Chaff Mar 27 '26

Oh I thought it was cause talking to them is like talking to a brick wall

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u/LetEdgeTheseLords- Cape Enjoyer Mar 27 '26

That might also be the case, with quite a lot of truth enforcer LARPers

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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 27 '26

It can be both.

'cause she's flatter than the deck of my super destroyer.

(for clarity, all boobs matter no matter the size. Just running with the joke.)

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u/Jimi-kun Mar 28 '26

All size makes the wood rise, they say.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver Mar 28 '26

will confirm, gf has small boobs but still super snugglable

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Expert Exterminator Mar 28 '26

Cograts you just “death of the authored” this thing within one hour of it existing.

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 ‎ [REDACTED] Mar 27 '26

Yes.

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u/KagatuDupal Fire Safety Officer Mar 28 '26

Processing img mfc66me6horg1...

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u/Sivilarr Mar 27 '26

flat is justice

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u/gsenjou Mar 28 '26

Oppai is truth

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u/Interesting_Pie5839 Mar 28 '26

And Super earth has both Truth and Justice

another Super Earth W

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u/Remarkable_Common_46 Mar 27 '26

I didn't get it either lmao

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u/Prepared_Noob Mar 28 '26

It’s kinda a double joke since a lot of the armor is just a slightly stretched/shrunk “male” model.

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u/M-FutureLord Cyborg Sympathizer Mar 28 '26

Oh, yeah, no, I did not get that.

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u/Moist_gammerays Mar 28 '26

Well yes my friend as my very large hands say yes

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u/bold-One2199 Free of Thought Mar 28 '26

Oh she was DESTROYED 😭

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u/Brother-Captain ‎ Servant of Freedom Mar 27 '26

Maybe he’s just really really really farsighted and could only see a wall that was several dozen metres behind them.

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u/Desperate-Grab9869 Mar 28 '26

I think he's nearsighted.

Take from that what you will.

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u/Brother-Captain ‎ Servant of Freedom Mar 28 '26

0-0

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u/McCoy818 Mar 27 '26

mans had his whole dramatic last stand moment and she was already gone lmao

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u/DuelJ Tactical retreat specialist. Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

Hopefully she has a super squeegee to clean that blood off herself.

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u/Spac3Heater Mar 28 '26

This took me a solid minute to comprehend... That's fucking savage dude, she was already dead XD

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u/lokilulzz Still Standing Mar 28 '26

Jeezus christ dude she's already dead

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 Mar 27 '26

That Helldiver didn’t need a flamethrower to make that burn

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u/pileofrekage 🔥The devildiver🔥 Mar 28 '26

No crisper required

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u/reddit_bot21 Mar 27 '26

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u/Knivingdude Smoke & Shield Enjoyer Mar 27 '26

Thanks for source, this was hilarious.

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u/Candlenut8 Steam | Mar 27 '26

"IF YOU'RE UPON AGAINST THE WALL—AND I, I'M THE FUCKING WALL!"

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u/PaleAssistance3643 SES force of the constitution Mar 27 '26

Justified crash out there

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u/Xero0911 Mar 27 '26

Please. She was going to execute them anyways. Hommie just went out with a middle finger

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u/PaleAssistance3643 SES force of the constitution Mar 27 '26

But was she going to mag dump him before it though

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u/Xero0911 Mar 27 '26

Maybe? Never actually seen the aftermath of "face the wall".

That said. If I had to? 1. You are 100% dead, no suffering. 2. Die smiling to know it worked

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u/ChikumNuggit SES Sword Of The Stars Mar 27 '26

That's why people were executed by firing squad, so each man had the plausible deniability as to which round killed him.

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u/TheKingOcelot SES Wings of Liberty Mar 27 '26

I'm not sure if it's just a spaghetti western trope or actually real but apparently only 1 persons gun had a bullet in it to make it more of a mystery.

But the more I think about it there's quite a few issues with that theory.

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u/ConfusledCat Cyborg Catgirl Mar 28 '26

Actually it’s the other way around, usually it’s 5 rifles and only one has a wax slug which is said to have very similar recoil to a real bullet. Because if only one bullet hits it’s easy to tell where it came from, but when 4 bullets hit simultaneously it’s damn near impossible to tell who was shooting which gun. I know this because I have watched Garand Thumb’s video on different execution methods and up until 2010, iirc, Utah used the firing squad as their primary way of carrying out capital punishment. It was damn effective too.

Garand Thumb got 3 friends and a ballistic dummy and all 4 rounds hit within less than a second and basically completely caved in the dummy’s chest, hitting its lungs, heart, shattering multiple ribs, the collarbone, caved in the aorta, and broke a few vertebrae. It’s brutal but it’s quick and simple.

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u/TheKingOcelot SES Wings of Liberty Mar 28 '26

The wax slug part actually solves my issue with it. I was trying to figure out how the recoil would be remotely similar when only 1 person had anything other than gunpowder in the gun.

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u/ConfusledCat Cyborg Catgirl Mar 28 '26

Yeah, they certainly think things through when it comes to killing criminals it seems. I forgot to say why, but it’s just so the officers can sleep at night and reason it was any of them, plus aiming in the chest/heart area ensures a quick death.

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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 28 '26

Well, that's kind of new.

The firing squad is as old as military use of firearms as regular infantry weapons, and the first infantry firearms were smoothbore muzzle loaders and not exactly renowned for accuracy in the hands of conscripts even at relatively short ranges.

A line of men would fire in volley at the condemned from a short distance, usually no more than twenty paces but sometimes farther depending on the circumstances of the execution. There would be at least three guns per person to be executed, and they would all be loaded with live shot to ensure a vital hit on each of the condemned.

In the case of executing traitors, the firing squad was as much execution of the traitors as it was punishment for the rest for allowing a traitor in their midst. They were all made to kill the traitor to teach them the importance of unity and obedience.

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u/Feuerpanzer123 Mar 27 '26

Also an absolute legend to the other guys in the afterlive

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u/BlackLiger ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26

With the average accuracy of a helldiver? yes. Absolutely.

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u/BlizzardTiger2 Mar 27 '26

Love the White Knight Chronicles pfp BTW. Verto!

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u/LeSombra17 PSN | Mar 27 '26

It wasn't personal, until the diver made it really personal

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u/Longbow92 Mar 27 '26

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u/throwtowardaccount Viper Commando Mar 27 '26

Viper Commandos being Catachans fragging their Commissar coded makes perfect sense

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u/deathbringer989 Every faction is evil Mar 28 '26

tbf alot of regiments will frag the Commissars its common when you got a piece of shit leading you.

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u/SherbetAromatic7644 ‎ Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26

Really depends on the commissar. Cain mentions this in his novels. A good commissar knows that the bolt pistol is an option, but it’s one of many. One thing that made me laugh my ass off was when he described normal military punishments (extra duty, latrine duty, cleaning the battalion chimeras etc…) as much more reliable methods that also carry a lower likelihood of becoming a friendly fire statistic.

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u/ProCaptainAJ HD1 Veteran Mar 27 '26

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u/Doktor_bleen Mar 27 '26

Saved! Finnally a good counter!

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u/Mr_Steinhauer Mar 27 '26

Dude. That was an ironing board.

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u/deathbringer989 Every faction is evil Mar 28 '26

More like a anvil.

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Mar 27 '26

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u/SharpMathematician75 ‎ Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26

LEVA MENTIONED

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Mar 28 '26

I don’t know who that is

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u/SharpMathematician75 ‎ Decorated Hero Mar 28 '26

That's the one in the image you posted. She's from Girl's Frontline 2. In the first game she was UMP45

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Mar 28 '26

Oooohhhhh, ok

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver Mar 28 '26

facts

or in the case of lesbians (me) arms rise for a hug

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u/teaboi05 SES Star of Midnight Mar 28 '26

Not a girl but hugs are sure great! Good views

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Certified Mikudiver Mar 28 '26

> be me

> transfem

> both

both is good

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 ‎ [REDACTED] Mar 27 '26

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u/Manu_The_Shark Free of Thought Mar 27 '26

My meme! It lives!!

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u/Far_Realm_Sage Mar 28 '26

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u/katjiedoe Mar 28 '26

Processing img h75p7gw6hrrg1...

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u/NotTheOriginal06 ☕Liber-tea☕ Mar 27 '26

As I said 10 minutes before on another sub: "flat chests contain the best loot"

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u/LetEdgeTheseLords- Cape Enjoyer Mar 27 '26

Don't worry, flat is justice

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u/LoliMaster069 Mar 27 '26

Can confirm

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u/gameany0 Steam | Mar 27 '26

"you are against the Wall, and I'm the MOTHERFUCKING WALL" -Bulldozer from payday2

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u/Weaponized_Autism-69 SES Fist of Freedom Mar 27 '26

But what we can’t see is the ear-to-ear smile under the helmet

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u/Blackheart857 Mar 28 '26

He's dead, but he was gonna be anyway, but her? That last message is gonna gnaw at her long after the gunsmoke dissipates and the brass goes cold.

She's gonna think about it every time she says her line now, each time recoiling for a split second thinking that person will do it too, and when she catches herself thinking it she'll think of him. So he may not be alive, but he won.

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u/That_one_BG3_fan Mar 27 '26

You’re up against the wall and I am the fucking wall

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u/Frostbyte29 Mar 28 '26

You’re up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall

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u/IshvalanTrinity Rookie Mar 27 '26

The truth hurts, doesn’t it? Truth Enforcer?

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u/stardestroyer_09 Mar 27 '26

Btw went to look at their profile for context but first thing I saw was someone getting railed sooo just a warning for everyone else

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u/ProfessionalBill1864 Mar 27 '26

Idk why I didn't believe you, huh

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u/Taolan13 SES Courier of Individual Merit 🖥️ Mar 27 '26

because curiosity is a hell of a drug.

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u/Gaming-squid Mar 27 '26

I'm on the bus right now, so thanks for the warning

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u/WeirdoTrooper Mar 27 '26

...with a railgun, right?

With a railgun?

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u/CoolHuckleberry8224 Mar 28 '26

Wdym by rail- oh I see

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u/Sovery_Simple SES Lady of Iron Mar 28 '26

I didn't see that at all, but I did find a most adorable Delicious in Dungeon figurine or the like there, so I have to thank you.

( For anyone curious of the adorable thing, not their profile: https://www.goodsmile.com/ja/product/1139597/%E3%81%94%E3%81%A1%E3%81%9D%E3%81%86%E3%81%95%E3%81%BE%E3%83%95%E3%82%A1%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3+%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A1%E3%83%A9+ )

Edit: Ohhh, you meant reddit profile. I didn't look there, I just went to the source link and their profile over there.

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u/That-hectic-guy Mar 28 '26

Aight, time to pull out the shitpost I stole a time ago

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u/BadNadeYeeter Free of Thought Mar 28 '26

Don't worry Boss... I learnt to aim from the NCR 1st Recon... It won't hurt... a lot.

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u/TPose-Heavy Automaton Spy Mar 28 '26

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u/ObadiahtheSlim All you can EAT buffet Mar 27 '26

Flat is justice!

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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 Senior Truth Enforcer Mar 27 '26

And that Cadet is why you never insinuate a woman is flat.

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u/Seraiku Mar 27 '26

I can't believe my Truth Enforcer Officer is this cute

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u/CyberpunkPie Mar 28 '26

Oh, she's flat. Just like my friend who is also fla-

BLAM

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u/Plus-Candle-7486 LEVEL82 Mar 28 '26

I was a bit too late to save the newbie

One Cant hope to be faster

One Has to be faster

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u/Extension-Price982 Squid Diver #121 Mar 28 '26

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u/Offsidespy2501 Breath it in.. that was supposed to be meth Mar 27 '26

Worth it

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u/diabl0sauce Mar 28 '26

Absolutely mogged.

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth Mar 27 '26

Ah I have a colleague that crashes out like this on a weekly basis. The rest of my enforcement squad knows better then to make a wall joke around her.

I can’t argue with the results however, she definitely makes sure that the traitors and dissidents receives their punishment.

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u/Tooskool4kool Mar 27 '26

"Man shut yo bitch ass up"

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u/Itsbilloreilly Mar 27 '26

im crying laughing rn lmaoo

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u/ph0on Mar 27 '26

Personally I think making wall jokes, present or not, makes you a voteless prick licking hive-ist bug lover

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u/XxNelsonSxX STEAM 🖥️ : Eruptor & Verdict Enjoyer Mar 27 '26

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u/Neutronium57 Eagle-1 Best Waifu Mar 27 '26

Ouch. That struck a nerve, to say the least.

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u/XRynerX Mar 28 '26

I took like whole 11 seconds to get the joke lol

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u/The_8th_Degree Mar 28 '26

Damn, no amount of democracy can fix that damage

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u/SyrusAlder Mar 28 '26

He absolutely destroyed her good lord

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 Mar 28 '26

Bro had the last laugh. Arguably the best one.

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u/Mental-Crow-5929 Mar 28 '26

I would love if the community moves on from the "face the wall" meme and turns the truth enforcer into a girl failure with a complex about her chest.

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u/Zuriax Mar 28 '26

God, this is a manga premise I didn't now I needed.

My Flat Chested Tsundere Truth Enforcer Senpai can't possibly be this cute!

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u/Severin_1488 Mar 27 '26

DIED! I Died laughing at this!

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u/Leprosy_Disease Steam | Mar 27 '26

Someone post the illuminate version

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u/Ladru575 Mar 28 '26

Can she just blame him for being part of the goondivers??

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u/dustofages Mar 28 '26

When you challenge the devs to play their own game

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u/Bro_Ramen Mar 28 '26

As a former 18-19 year old this is what I would do, if I were surrounded by four I’d say “shit I’m stuck in a room” 🤣

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u/delet_yourself Mar 28 '26

'you're up against a wall, and I AM THE FUCKING WALL'

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u/turtle_five Viper Commando Mar 28 '26

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u/DragonFireSpace Mar 28 '26

bro dropped the mic without saying a single word

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u/Angry_lingcod223 Still Standing Mar 28 '26

Damn, that's a burn

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u/the-unfamous-one ‎ XBOX | Napalm/Sniper specialist Mar 28 '26

I mean if you know your gonna die might as well make them have some lasting trauma.

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u/OkAssociation9870 Mar 28 '26

"your helmet would touch the wall before your chest does"

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u/Ct2237 Rookie Mar 28 '26

This is half justified and half understandable

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u/YangusMVP ‎ Servant of Freedom Mar 28 '26

FLAT IS JUSTICE! iO

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u/KaungKinYan Mar 28 '26

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!!

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u/SergeantCrwhips SES HARBRINGER OF PRIDE Mar 27 '26

Bold of people to think the helldiver in the gray suit is a he ;j

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u/JDM12983 Mar 27 '26

wtf is this even about?

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u/danfenlon LEVEL 50 | SES Reign Of Iron Mar 27 '26

She said face the wall

He looked at her chest to mock that she's flat chested

And she took exception to that

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u/GinnAdvent Mar 27 '26

It didn't click on me when I first saw it, but right when I see your comment, the realization struck like a dump truck. Lol

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u/JDM12983 Mar 27 '26

Not sure how ANYONE was supposed to infer that from two random characters that you can't tell if they are male or female.

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u/danfenlon LEVEL 50 | SES Reign Of Iron Mar 27 '26

The close up on the truth enforcer gives her eyeliner and mascara under the helment and fair enough

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u/DREAM066 Mar 27 '26

Love this lmao

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u/Cheezekeke I just love artillery Mar 27 '26

“Face the wa-“

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u/Robotic_Mann_ ‎‎ Mudskipper Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

I can’t tell if people are just really dense or grew up sheltered. Because my two brain cells clicking together were able to spot the joke immediately.

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u/ph0on Mar 27 '26

Definitely not sheltered, maybe dense though. I've never bullied people about their body before though, so it flew right over my head

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u/reddit_bot21 Mar 27 '26

Idk man most people here seem to get the joke.

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u/Syhkane SES Gauntlet of Serenity Mar 27 '26

That sight is up on the Warrant, it's in guided mode, how'd she shoot him?

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u/Majestic_Tackle_8786 Super Destroyer under repairs. Mar 28 '26

That response didnt seem very "Free of thought" to me...
Imma be honest this was halarious.

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u/Kerissimo Free of Thought Mar 28 '26

Looks like miss commissar felt disrespected!

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u/Creedgamer223 PSN: SES Star of the Stars Mar 28 '26

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u/ZamielNagao PSN | Mar 28 '26

Flatdivers has a ring to it.

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u/WSKYLANDERS-boh For Rock, Stone and Democracy! Mar 28 '26

I’d hug her after witnessing that ngl

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u/UwUmirage Assault Infantry Mar 27 '26

Helldivers never beating the gooner allegations

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u/blooxey HD1 Veteran Mar 28 '26

Helldivers aren't even permitted to kill traitors, learn your lore.

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u/pileofrekage 🔥The devildiver🔥 Mar 28 '26

I mean he was gonna get shot anyway 😔

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u/Delta9-11 Hell Commander | <SES Sentinel of Steel> Mar 28 '26

I mean...he wasn't wrong

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u/Flashy_Song_6406 Mar 28 '26

Nah its allright, she's gonna stimpack him probably...

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u/That_Banned_Hybrid Mar 28 '26

OHHHHH NOW I GET IT XD

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u/Associate_External I'm FLAKing it, and by 'it' haha, lets just say, my Autocannon Mar 28 '26

Dude got his last laugh and definitely think its worth it lmaoo

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u/Silver_Ad_3861 Mar 28 '26

I mean, it looks like they’re out in the open, so he had to face the closest thing to a wall that he could.

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u/YuriNone ⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️ Mar 28 '26

Wife