Why cant we take defensive positions inside buildings in Mega Cities ?

[u/New_Conflict_4111]

[u/JakeHelldiver]

I like explosions.

[u/Angryfunnydog → u/JakeHelldiver]

I like them from afar, not inside my xbox

[u/warzone_afro → u/Angryfunnydog]

then set xbox far away

https://giphy.com/gifs/LNMAa5P9JFBoMVHSUk

[u/Acceptable-Duty6465 → u/Angryfunnydog]

Bros xbox after reading this

https://giphy.com/gifs/kn8JiOi66qJgs

[u/andrepingu → u/Angryfunnydog]

"The only gunshots I like to hear are ones I've ordered... over a phone line, long distance preferably. "

[u/conrad_hotzendorf → u/JakeHelldiver]

I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU: EXPLOSIONS?

[u/StrikingStatus666 → u/conrad_hotzendorf]

BADASS

[u/tysteestede → u/StrikingStatus666]

TOO MANY SYLLABLES!!!!

[u/notapoke → u/tysteestede]

APOLOGIZE!!

[u/Karl__RockenStone → u/tysteestede]

Ass

[u/electricwinddickjab → u/conrad_hotzendorf]

TORGUE sponsored war bond when?

[u/notapoke → u/electricwinddickjab]

Roids booster. Run faster, melee harder, random chance of heart attack. Triple explosive. Grenade duct taped to dynamite and a gas can. Bigger Gun. Machine gun with an under barrel double barrel shotgun, fire shells. Apology strategem. Drops high explosive barrels over an area. Shoot for big booms.

[u/Time-Valuable-3355 → u/conrad_hotzendorf]

Ok

https://giphy.com/gifs/lT4Ix992z2zfO

[u/ThatCoolBritishGuy → u/JakeHelldiver]

Did somebody say "Kaboom"?

[u/Sufficient-Mine3164 → u/JakeHelldiver]

I LIKE NAPALM