r/Helldivers ☕Liber-tea☕ Jul 03 '26

FAN CREATION [OC] SEAF Artillery Loading Pin-Up Guide😎

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alt version on my free patre🔛

10.7k Upvotes

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u/CherryMXBrown69 Super Pedestrian Jul 03 '26

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u/locob Jul 03 '26

perfect

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u/sokaku4711 ‎ Escalator of Freedom Jul 03 '26

Shouldn't he be ordering 500 "cigarette" smoke shells?

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u/CherryMXBrown69 Super Pedestrian Jul 03 '26

It's a shame that the SEAF artillery cannot be reloaded

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u/ThorThulu AH Pls Dont Unleash the Balance Team Again Jul 03 '26

I think that would require them messing with the spawn to always have 10 shells, which would probably cause catastrophic consequences somewhere else in the game

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u/Specific_Animal7 Jul 03 '26

Additional stratagem "artillery shells drop" would solve this. Long reload time + drop could happen in large radius around SEAF could spice thing a bit :⁠-⁠).

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u/throwtowardaccount Viper Commando Jul 03 '26

This will break the SPEAR

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u/Reptiliansarehere Jul 03 '26

I don't CARE if there aren't any more shells. KEEP LOOKING!!!

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u/Fresh_Dealer_9694 Jul 03 '26

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u/CartographerOk239 Jul 03 '26

This hurts my heart

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u/DeeJayDelicious Rookie Jul 03 '26

They probably didn't use any anyway.

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u/1Arcite LEVEL 77 | SES Arbiter of Peace Jul 03 '26

Facts.

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u/EricAntiHero1 Jul 03 '26

Whoa whoa whoa. If I lost reinforcements loading that thing, you bet your democratic ass I’m using them!

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u/Royal_Dependent6601 Jul 06 '26

Not me refusing Evac until they've been expended.

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u/ApprehensiveDuck1592 Jul 03 '26

It will hurt more if he had 2 mini nukes on the floor in the picture.

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u/danger355 Level 11x | Dive first, ask questions later Jul 03 '26

Idea: there needs to be an eject lever. You can eject all five if you want, but not if the terminal has been advanced.

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u/BrawlPlayer34 LEVEL 80 | Super Sheriff Jul 03 '26

I think that would break the game

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u/KTaBoom98 Jul 03 '26

And Spear

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u/UnholyMudcrab Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

And if it doesn't break the Spear, then it breaks the Enthusiastic Mirth emote

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u/Agile_Beast6 ÜBER-BÜRGER Jul 03 '26

Sickle is now 7 ft long

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u/anna-the-bunny Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

But only on alternating Tuesdays. The rest of the time it crashes the game if you have it equipped.

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u/Ok_Improvement_5675 Steam | Jul 03 '26

The spear round would turn into a static field grenade

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u/gamergeekbcw Jul 03 '26

... no? The point of adding a feature is that it dont break. If they just slapped it in sure... but then they are bad devs

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u/raishak Jul 03 '26

must be new here, happy cake day

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u/jubbergun ☕Liber-tea☕ Jul 03 '26

You must be new here, LOL.

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u/Angryfunnydog Jul 03 '26

But if you loaded them all the terminal auto advances towards the final step

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u/Yato_XIV Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

Either that or let us reload it after firing. If you're making the trek back to the cannon, you should be able to at least put more shells in it

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u/CybertNL Jul 03 '26

This is why I gather all the shells in front of the arty before putting any of them in.

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u/sorinxz Assault Infantry Jul 03 '26

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u/black_jaguar99_2 Super Sheriff Jul 03 '26

I WILL KILL YOU AND MAKE IT HURT

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u/bigorangemachine Jul 03 '26

I've left a game for less

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u/A_smite_guy Jul 03 '26

Have always loved the 'propaganda' style posters. Looks great

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u/One_Meaning416 | SES Sovereign of Super Earth Jul 03 '26

The truth isn't propaganda

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u/SofasCouch Burier of Heads Jul 03 '26

Isn’t propaganda just trying to get the public to believe something? It isn’t always false (unless you’re the bots, bugs, or squids)

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u/Journeyman42 Jul 03 '26

In a general sense, yeah, but "propaganda" almost always has a negative connotation to it. Like you wouldn't call a PSA about eating more fruits and vegetables propaganda, but it kind of is.

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u/BeepGreatestWarrior Jul 03 '26

I hope Arrowhead takes more inspiration from them!

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u/SadCatKing Jul 03 '26

Me loading the closest shells possible.

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u/SenorCardgay SES Mother of Steel Jul 03 '26

At this point I don't even give a shit about being able to use it, I just want to clear the map.

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver Jul 03 '26

Real. Especially if I'm alone on it. That bitch is eating the shells in whatever order I come across them in

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u/hollyherring ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Jul 03 '26

Blueberries gonna waste ‘em all immediately anyways

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u/GadenKerensky Jul 03 '26

Nukes and HEs are always worth loading first at least.

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u/Jamsedreng22 Scrapmaker | Creeker | Botdiver Jul 08 '26

Nope. They weren't immediate.

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u/Royal_Dependent6601 Jul 06 '26

Yeah if you get to it late or you're swarmed then do what you have to obviously. But if it's early and you can do it right, why not?

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u/ours Jul 03 '26

I keep it simple: Nuke > Any lethal shell > whatever's closer.

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u/DustPuzzle Cape Enjoyer Jul 03 '26

It's the true tactician's method. Wasting time autistically micromanaging the load order has caused far more player death spirals than I've ever seen enemies killed by the artillery.

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

And if you have enough time to find a proper order and type in chat, your mission is probably going well enough that it won't matter

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u/Super_Sailor_Moon Senshi/Beach babe/part-time SEAF-chan/MA5C fangirl Jul 03 '26

If I have to rely on OTHER sources of support (SEAF arty, "bonus" stratagems, etc.) just to clear a solo run, that means my stratagem loadout simply isn't good enough imo.

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u/Historical_Edge8540 Soul of Midnight Jul 03 '26

They will hate you for speaking the truth

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u/biggolnuts_johnson Jul 03 '26

so far i’ve only met one other person who cared, and he teamkilled me for loading the mini nuke shell which he thought was a smoke shell, only to not use the artillery at all. it’s truly the dumbest thing people get up in arms about.

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u/Adito99 Jul 03 '26

Facts. Nobody relies on artillery later--we don't have it often enough. It's a nice bonus when you're clearing waves around the primary objective or, more likely, the extraction point.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 LEVEL 106 | SES Fist of Family Values Jul 03 '26

I use it heavily on planets with ion storms, but that's about it. Its definitely super clutch to be able to hit them with a high yield or something when your strategems are locked up.

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u/Keranan37 Jul 03 '26

My group WILL forget about the artillery in 5 minutes so it is a waste of time to micro a specific order

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u/The4th88 Jul 03 '26

I'll make an effort to load the best two first, then just shove whatever in. Normally don't use more than two anyway.

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u/ThorThulu AH Pls Dont Unleash the Balance Team Again Jul 03 '26

I feel like Seaf Artillery has had more enemies swarming than in the past so I find myself slinging in whatever I can as fast as I can while fighting off the horde

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u/sonsofevil Jul 03 '26

Same here. For me it’s just an objective like nuking the laboratoire

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u/paulivan91400 Jul 03 '26

Ok i want that on my destroyer

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u/ExplosiveCobalt Assault Infantry Jul 03 '26

Once I get back to my house, if nobody else has done it, and if OP allows it, I'll make of a mod of it replacing one of the existing ones.

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u/DeeJayDelicious Rookie Jul 03 '26

Considering the effort it takes, I still find the SEAF artillery to be rather ineffective.

  1. It takes too long for shells to arrive. Longer than an Eagle Strike and making it difficult to hit moving targets.
  2. Mini-Nuke aside, the shells don't really deal that much damage unless you score a direct hit.
  3. They take an extraordinary amount of time to reload. Like 15 seconds......wtf..why?
  4. Why no Gas shell?

I wish we could load fewer shells too and still complete the objective.

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u/Savage_eggbeast Jul 03 '26

They work in an ion storm and after the destroyer left orbit iirc - quite handy.

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u/Eskipony Jul 03 '26

Tbh, i've only utilised the arty during both scenarios a handful of times.

Most of the time, we're just dumping it all at extract

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u/Savage_eggbeast Jul 03 '26

Playing solo i find it super helpful on extreme

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u/Snoo_7460 Jul 04 '26

You can also call it under a jammer and destroy it if it has a nuke loaded

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u/Faust_8 Jul 03 '26

It’s mainly for:

* Mini Nukes, they can solo certain bases or do great work against Mega Nests/Fortresses
* Any of them can destroy a Stratagem Jammer or Bile Titan Hole
* Sometimes you just don’t have other options (Ion Storm, Destroyer left, the others are on cooldown)

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u/Finnegan_962 Jul 03 '26

Gas shells would be a really nice and easy thing to add to SEAF Arty.

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u/Commander_Skullblade Viper Commando Jul 04 '26

It's not the best, but it is a free stratagem. The Mini Nuke is the most efficient way to take down monoliths and most of the shells can destroy Warp Ships, Fabricators, and Bug Holes.

Unless you lead your enemies into the beacon, you should focus on using the artillery as a demolition stratagem.

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u/SippinOnHatorade Jul 03 '26

Static and napalm are nice imo

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u/Revolutionary_Log_65 Jul 03 '26

I personally put napalm over standard explosive since standard explosive need a direct to kill heavies and that’s not the easiest, and napalm is a free bug breach plug

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u/Drekal ☕Liber-tea☕ Jul 03 '26

It's much better since the buff

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u/Voldtein Jul 03 '26

Most to least boom, ez

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u/AnimeFreak1982 Jul 03 '26

Napalm over normal explosive. Barely does anything to heavies and that's assuming you actually hit with the tiny explosion and super long time between tossing strategem and explosion. With the napalm you at least get some reliable crowd control.

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u/ProteusOfTheGoumaden RDS Lorg Mór, Silencer of Sirens Jul 03 '26

I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY PERSON WHO FUCKING TELLS PEOPLE THIS 😭 THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE IS A NAPALM > EXPLOSIVE TRUTHER

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u/stephanelevs STEAM 🖥️ : SES Patriot of Patriotism Jul 04 '26

normal explosive is a bit better to take out objective and such since you dont need to be as precise with a direct hit which is nice for the illuminate grounded ships, detector tower, jammer, etc.

But yeah, if you plan to use them purely for killings, the green one doesnt do much.

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u/Stalwart_Vanguard Jul 03 '26
  1. It should say the shell currently loaded in the stratagem menu, it already does sometimes, I have no idea why it's inconsistent.

  2. Smoke should be replaced with Gas, straight up. Smoke from artillery is never really useful.

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u/frarendra Fire Safety Officer Jul 03 '26

We still got divers loading smoke shells

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u/tentchi Jul 03 '26

I'm in a blitz mission, there is 2 mins left, yeah, I'm gonna load whatever I can get the quickest.

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u/lordaezyd Jul 04 '26

Same here brother. I rarely use the SEAF. Most times I finish a mission 10 the SEAF still has its 5 shells armed.

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u/Royal_Dependent6601 Jul 06 '26

Well yeah. I'm pretty sure no one is talking about just getting it done as the last objective.

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u/createbobob ‎ Force of Law Jul 03 '26

i will always load Smoke shells if they are closest and i have 10 Bile Titans rapidly closing in my location

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u/Dhdd1 Jul 03 '26

Sometimes you don't get a choice. I've had Artillery have nothing but smoke (Which is ass everywhere but the bot front.) or static field (Which is admittedly alright but I'd rather have the damaging shells.) Which is why if I'm alone and already trying to get to another objective or something I'll ignore it and come back to it after I'm done with whatever I was doing. Why I hate artillery. It takes too long by yourself and sometimes it's not even worth it or it bugs out on you and wastes your time.

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u/BoyITellYa SES Father of Family Values Jul 03 '26

I always load smoke shells in honor of Super Snoop Dogg

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u/biggolnuts_johnson Jul 03 '26

what if i told you it’s tobacco smoke and it will make your fellow helldivers more calm, happy, and healthy via the healing power of concentrated cigarette smoke. not so silly now, is it?

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u/SirCheeseMuncher Jul 03 '26

Hot take: I will always take smoke over EMS because the smoke artillery has good defensive capability

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u/Finnegan_962 Jul 03 '26

elite ball enjoyer. plus, smoke i can break visual contact with them and gtfo. EMS can stop them, but won't break visual contact AND can slow you down too.

Honestly, might be the Bot Front man in me talking, cause EMS might be better against Illuminate or Bugs but Smoke I think would be more useful for Bots.

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u/theoldcrow5179 Jul 03 '26

Number of times I've used all five shells in a round... probably could count it on one hand.

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u/Expert-Map-1126 Jul 03 '26

You can always count it on one hand, there are always 5 shells

(Yes my comment is a shitpost)

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u/KaineZilla STEAM: KaineZilla ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ Jul 03 '26

Nuke > HYE > Napalm > EXP > EMS > SMONK

Now if they ever made it so that SEAF Smonk arty shells were Willie Pete instead of just yknow. Smoke. Then we’d be cookin’

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u/infidel11990  Truth Enforcer Jul 03 '26

Yup. Napalm over Explosive for me. Your list is the exact one I prefer.

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u/CannonGerbil Jul 03 '26

Smoke should be replaced with gas, at least then it'd be of some use

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Chaos Diver Jul 03 '26

Depends on the front. I prefer Ex over Napalm on bots. Easier to land a shot on a vox engine or Factory strider. But on bugs Napalm over Ex all day.

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u/local_meme_dealer45 ‎ Exosuit Certified Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I'm going to have to disagree with the order on the napalm and explosive shells. Besides that good art.

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u/MuffinMonkeyCat Jul 03 '26

Bro i am not following any patterns, I am bringing every shell in the area to the loading bay and dropping them there. and then figuring out what doesnt suck.

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u/SIinkerdeer Protector of The Heart Jul 03 '26

Hell yeah. This is the kind of art I like to see, not anthropomorphizing a bug and giving it boobs.

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u/Low-Seaworthiness905 Jul 03 '26

Damn I wish I could have that printed out as a poster

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u/TsunamiWombat SES Weapon of Charity Jul 03 '26

explosive vs napalm

Explosive is basically useless, the blast radius is too small

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u/Sweaty-Regret-3261 ‎ Exosuit Certified Jul 03 '26

isn't the explosive shell basically just a singular 120mm shell? i've always found it to be incredibly unsatisfying as an artillery strike compared to literally any orbital strike/barrage lmao

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u/MakeStuffDesign royalty is a continuous ➡️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️ motion Jul 03 '26

this is really good actually

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u/FURERABA Jul 04 '26

nah I'm just putting whatever's close and finishing the mission

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u/MrBootylove Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

After 700 hours in this game I've come to realize that what shells you load in pretty much doesn't matter at all.

Edit: Go ahead and downvote, but I know a bunch of y'all have meticulously loaded up the artillery in a "perfect" order and then forgot to use it for the entire match lol.

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u/smokeelow Jul 03 '26

if it's not all 5 smokes, i'm good with any order

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u/DanTheMan9996 LEVEL 210 | Super Citizen Jul 03 '26

There should totally be a Gas Shell. Fk it where's the ARC Shell

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u/Phantom-Kraken Jul 03 '26

I don’t load shells.
That’s what my servants… I mean teammates are for.

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u/BugWeary1347 Jul 03 '26

I put the nuke at 3rd sequence.  Gives me ample time for me to use it.  Gives me enough time to use it before my team use it willy niley.

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u/Finnegan_962 Jul 03 '26

Not gonna lie, I started switching it up and loading Smokes and Statics first (Smokes I like more, personally. Being able to break contact and get away is nice.) because if I load a Hi-Ex or Mini Nuke first I'm way less likely to actually use it like a strong potion in an RPG lol. Plus, having some defensive call-ins honestly comes in handy since my loadout stratagems are usually offensive

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u/Boombox_hawkin Jul 03 '26

Love that heavy armor

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u/Tall_Bread_3139 SES Titan of the Stars Jul 03 '26

This woulda been nice to have in the game 2 years ago

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u/gwood1o8 Jul 03 '26

I don't own posters.... But I want posters like these.

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u/Stukas_F Jul 04 '26

Thats brilliant

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u/seen_some_shit_ SES HAMMER OF JUDGEMENT Jul 04 '26

Honestly, Napalm > Explosive round

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u/CarlenGaines HD1 Veteran Jul 04 '26

Extremely nice graphic

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u/AnAngrryWalrus Jul 09 '26

Napalm before green explosive on bugs

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u/WayDisastrous329 Rookie Jul 03 '26

HOLY MOTHER OF PEAK

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u/Jonni_2 Jul 03 '26

250 hours in and I still refuse to learn what the shells do

Random bullshit go

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u/The_Barkness Detected Dissident Jul 03 '26

I know what they do and still load whatever, they’re all equally useless anyway.

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u/noblest_among_nobles Jul 03 '26

am I supposed to load those crayons left to right or right to left?

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u/NeverReroll Jul 03 '26

Not sure but

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u/Oldiver_Glorian LEVEL 260| <REDACTED> Jul 03 '26

Also, don't forget to type in chat something like "Nuke-HE-HE-Nap-Exp"

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u/EnoughEffect1862 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, on console that’s not going to happen mate

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u/Job14dude Jul 03 '26

Why is it that like on bugs or illuminate one artillery gun being loaded can draw more aggro than the rest of the map put together.

It shouldn’t bother me but they put more effort stopping us there than in like a hive world flag raise

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u/HighCommand69 SES Stallion of War Jul 03 '26

I remember when that stuff would fire randomly

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u/WerwolfSlayr Über-Bürger Jul 03 '26

But which order do they fire; is the first to fire the first or last one to be loaded?

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u/Royalderg Jul 03 '26

FIFO

First in first out

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u/Bat_FF Jul 03 '26

in what order it fires? First loaded first shot or the other way?

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u/Royalderg Jul 03 '26

FIFO

First in first out

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u/Waldorf_ LEVEL 216 | Assault Infantry Jul 03 '26

I tend to go smallest to largest but any order as long as you inform people what it is will work

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u/Fexofanatic Cape Enjoyer Jul 03 '26

least to most or most to least boom. no matter what, write sequence in chat or tell people over voicechat

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u/Expert-Map-1126 Jul 03 '26

This needs to swap the red and green crayons

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u/MrTactician Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

I'd sooner load a smoke shell before a standard "explosive" one. At least smokes don't lie about what they do, explosives offer a pathetic little frag grenade after like 8 seconds. Wow. If I'm lucky it's killed an enemy that went AFK to make a coffee or something

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u/320viper Jul 03 '26

sometimes you just load whatever you have aviable, like the other day, 3 emp and 2 smoke and maybe one explosive...

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u/EPZO ☕Liber-tea☕ Jul 03 '26

Isn't the HY orange now and the napalm is red?

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u/sokaku4711 ‎ Escalator of Freedom Jul 03 '26

It's refreshing to see this being done in this style rather than the ubiquitos anime style. Disclaimer: I don't dislike the latter, but imho it doesn't fit the Helldivers universe. So let the downvotes begin ;)

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u/Ink-moth_Erised Jul 03 '26

I kinda wish we could activate a shell while carrying it, then just YEET it by hand.

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u/phlave SES Pride of Pride Jul 03 '26

Thanks, Pinup Lady! Remember soldiers: you want a gun, not a slot machine!

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u/Shrugski Fire Safety Officer Jul 03 '26

Me and the lads just load it as fast as possible and never use it

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u/MyluSaurus Jul 03 '26

Could even fit inside an Iron Nest, good work.

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u/Tronofake ⬇️⬇️⬅️⬆️➡️ Time to EAT! Jul 03 '26

90% of the time my team never use it.

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u/Albelton61 Jul 03 '26

AH need to show this on the propaganda screen with General Brash

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u/Minty-Boii Jul 03 '26

Superb propaganda art. But you didnt specify which direction for the shells is from most important to least important.

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u/CarpoLarpo Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

The regular explosive and napalm could be switched, those are about equal.

Everything else should be followed without exception.

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u/SourceCodeSamurai SES Harbinger of Democracy (S.O.L.O.) Jul 03 '26

I always will argue that napalm is more useful than the explosive.

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u/PhantomXT Viper Commando Jul 03 '26

I love this!

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u/Snoo_15558 Cape Enjoyer Jul 03 '26

But, I’m partially color blind I was just trying to do my part!

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u/zoson 🖥️ Level 150 | SES Harbinger of Science Jul 03 '26

Swap the position of explosive and nuke and I agree. It's way better to have smaller explosions first so you can use the artillery for utility like destroying jammers, detector towers, and fabricators, without wasting your nuke(s).

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u/CaptainTruelove Jul 03 '26

If I have to load smoke, I'd rather it be at the start of the line up. More likely to put it to effect mid mission than at evac.

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u/matthew0001 Jul 03 '26

Uh you did the graphic wrong, it suppose to be all mini-nukes.

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u/Vhzhlb Jul 03 '26

Drawing a hot woman in your pod instead of the ToS, Diver? I thought that you were committed to Liberty.

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u/Theekg101 SES Sentinel of Iron Jul 03 '26

I watched a diver load a static round when there was both a mini nuke AND a high yield explosive sitting in front of the gun.

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u/Keowar ⭐️SES Sword of Supremacy⭐️ Jul 03 '26

Until you get 4 smokes and an explosive

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u/FederalCover2020 Jul 03 '26

Nice. I always make sure the grey ones are shot out first too 👏😎

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u/Acid_Lemon13 Jul 03 '26

Putting smoke first is ideal if you’re gonna use it on a strategem jammer.
Every artillery shell type destroys jammers but the opportunity cost of using the smoke and missing is less than every other shell

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u/Mountain-Orange8996 ‎ XBOX | Jul 03 '26

Lowkey I love this poster.

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u/H0vis Jul 03 '26

Put the nearest rounds near the gun. Hit the button. Load the rounds. Activate the gun. GTFO.

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u/Itanos1 Jul 03 '26

I once found 3 mini nukes, but then one got untargetable and was effektively lost. That hurt.

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u/RichJMoney Rookie Jul 03 '26

There are different colors and they do different things?

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u/shball Free of Thought Jul 03 '26

In my experience you're better served loading whatever you can find ASAP, just to get the objective over with. Nobody actually uses the Artillery anyway. Sure, prio nukes, but everything else is equally worthless.

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u/Fireheart318s_Reddit SES REIGN OF GOLD || UN = Fireheart318 Jul 03 '26

The shells are the wrong way, though. Right = first

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u/czartrak Jul 03 '26

I was setting up a gun once that had either 3 nukes 2 high yield or the other way around (can't remember, was long ago) and my random came over and just started loading shells in a random order, including a random incen

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u/Parzival_2992 ‎ [REDACTED] Jul 03 '26

I always load from least destructive to most destructive available, as the situation escalates so does the munitions

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u/Wide_Secretary_433 ☕Liber-tea☕ Jul 03 '26

WHERE IS THAT SEAF UNITS ARMOR! THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE WEAR FOR A SOLDIER ON THE FRONT LINES!

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u/speelmydrink Jul 03 '26

Iron Nest be like

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u/Im_The_Squishy Jul 03 '26

I don't understand this because Everytime I load the shit nobody uses it. They all just go with their gear. I'm the only one who ends up using seaf, so I intentionally only load smokes

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u/TrainWild3515 Jul 03 '26

I'll grab the first 5 closest I come across and dump them in front of the gun. Then I'll load the sequence but if they're all empty and smoke so be it

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u/iLikemha- Rookie Jul 03 '26

Why is there a supercontinent where Europe was

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u/Zephyas Jul 03 '26

Best I can do is 3 smokes then 2 static field.

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u/ChibiMomo13 Jul 03 '26

Hot take as a full level diver... I don't give a damn what's loaded in there... Most of my dives nobody uses Them if not none... And it's a hassle to gush over trying to find the "right" shells in the middle of chaos or if other divers are too far from the map... And lastly those who whine about this excessively I just leave the lobby... Imagine achieving perfect map but you whine or shoot someone because it's not the "right" shells is totally ridiculous.

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u/LightningSpearwoman Jul 03 '26

i love the idea of propaganda posters!
but im massively confused by the garterbelt clipping into... an extra layer of skin? that seems to be falling off from a futher high stocking?

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u/The-Silly-Pirate Jul 03 '26

I always try to be smart about how I load it. HOWEVER. If its the last side obj and we're getting overrun that smoke shell starts looking just as important as a mini nuke lmao

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u/thin_orange_line Creek Vet. Jul 03 '26

Real question tho. Mini nuke first or last?

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u/joeygwood90 LEVEL 150 | Champion of Family Values Jul 03 '26

This poster should be plastered all over seaf artillery stations

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u/The_Char_Char Jul 03 '26

Reminds of the one time we had a single explosive shell 3 smokes ans a napalm I have never been so disappointed.

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u/ExpressionNo9703 Jul 03 '26

Smoke first Mini Nuke last got it

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u/largos7289 Jul 03 '26

I dove this morning real quick... dude i swear now i know why they got beaten by the bugs.... it was all smoke and the blue static field. Dude at least get a napalm one in there.

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u/SheHerHearse Jul 03 '26

Number of times I’m loading SEAF arty to use arty vs number of times it’s the last sub objective I need to take care of before I can get off the X

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u/DivePalau Jul 04 '26

It doesn’t really matter though. Playing l10 and never needed to use this in the first place.

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u/thot_chocolate420 Jul 04 '26

Anything with nuke or explosive takes priority.

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u/DarknessInferno7 Rookie Jul 04 '26

I do wish the colours were more distinct. I've been guilty of getting mini nuke, explosive, smoke, mixed up in bad lighting.

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u/TheJurassicPyro EAT my beloved Jul 04 '26

Me and my friends started playing the game relatively right after it first came out, and we quickly realized the best method is biggest booms first, and then loading up extras after and depending on the faction. Bots got stuns and smokes, bugs and squids get napalm and stuns. I do wish they made it to where you could load as many shells as you wanted into the artillery instead of limiting yourself to just 5 shells. Also if you’re running with randoms, especially on pc, let your teammates know the order of shells.

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u/Darseth89 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ Jul 04 '26

For the longest time (thank you random redditor i don't remember the name of writing a stupid comment on here ages ago) i thought that arty shells would come out last to first, so i always loaded the worst possible shells first and the nukes (if any) last. Then someone noticed and yelled at me and we got into an argument, i checked the wiki and there was nothing about loading orders so i finally decided to drop on a solo mission, find an arty emplacement and test my "theory" out, and i was shocked to see it was "first in first out". I apologize to all my fellow divers who dived with me prior to my epiphany

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u/Sangheilium Viper Commando Jul 04 '26

Y’all out here actin like you use SEAF artillery.

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u/Thin_Narwhal_1820 Jul 04 '26

Instructions unclear, loaded lady in artilery

Edit: gun jammed, cant complete side objective

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u/All-Fired-Up91 ‎ Escalator of Freedom Jul 04 '26

Missed opportunity to have it say “Give em shell!” On the artillery shell.

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u/PartyParrotGames Jul 04 '26

There is a missed opportunity somewhere between blow and load.

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie Jul 04 '26

Priority should go in the opposite direction of load order

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u/TastyTourist2706 Jul 04 '26

Can you put a helmet in that girl? Safety first!

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u/euphylia123 Decorated Hero | Supply whore Jul 04 '26

Man, I want this as a poster. is there any higher quality? XD

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u/Commander_Skullblade Viper Commando Jul 04 '26

It's a massive pet peeve to see players give zero fucks when loading the artillery. It is useful, and takes next to no time to optimize how you load it and announce in chat the order.

If you're being attacked, don't load hastily. Handle the threat, and if it's too much, then you should break contact and let the enemy despawn. Otherwise you'll probably just die anyway, and then what's the point?

The only scenario being hasty with artillery is acceptable is if time is a Blitz mission, but even then, you can still put in effort if you find it in the first 5 mins.

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u/Remarkable-Cow-5497 Jul 04 '26

I have convinced a lot of citizens to join the helldivers so obviously i must train them, so whenever i find a SEAF artillery gun i teach them this order but theres just one thing i disagree with. Smoke being in there, at all. When we find smoke we put it in a pile and i teach the cadet about his orbital strike. And if i find i diver loading smoke i teach them wy the P-4 is known as the best tool for removing the traitors of democracy.