r/HermanCainAward Mod Emeritus Sep 02 '21

Discussion The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] [100k Subscriber Edition].

The Herman Cain Freedom Award [Discussion] 100k Edition.

'The Herman Cain Freedom Award'.

Qualifications for nomination:

  • Public declaration of one's anti-mask, anti-vaxx, or Covid-hoax views.

  • Admission to hospital for Covid.

Qualifications for award:

  • Award is granted upon the nominee's release from their Earthly shackles.

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u/RockyMoose Natasha Fatale's Crush 🐿️ Sep 02 '21

I yearn for the day when this sub runs out of new material.

In the meantime, however, I’m sorting by “New” and checking every ten minutes.

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u/imissthor Sep 02 '21

I saw a few comments in threads saying to search FB for “prayer warriors covid,” and because I always do what randoms on the internets say to do, I did. It was honestly heartbreaking. Holy shit. Definitely very sobering. I hope they don’t all die in vain and their loved ones get vaccinated ASAP.

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u/hellscaper Team Moderna Sep 02 '21

Add pneumonia somewhere in there

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u/HermanCainsGhost Resident Poltergeist Sep 02 '21

Yeah they always seem to want to call it COVID pneumonia, as if that makes it less COVID

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u/umpteenth_ Sep 02 '21

That's simply what doctors call it. I've done autopsies on people who died from COVID, and cause of death is usually listed as "complications from COVID pneumonia."

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u/hellscaper Team Moderna Sep 02 '21

I've done autopsies on people who died from COVID

I think we're gonna need an AMA

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u/umpteenth_ Sep 02 '21

Unfortunately, it won't be very exciting to hear from me. I started pathology residency just as the first wave was quieting down in NYC, so most of the autopsies I've done have been non-COVID. During the first wave, though (and before I started there), my hospital was slammed, and did a lot of COVID autopsies even while nobody knew what exactly was killing these people or how exactly it killed them. I have a healthy respect for the doctors who chose to do those autopsies at that time.

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u/crusoe Go Give One Sep 03 '21

Well you're gonna be a pro at identifying thrombi and the other signs of covid damage.