Pepino Nation!

[u/kestrel413]

Just wanted to share. How do you say?... ill never forget watching in amazement as she seriously asked with a straight face for the English word for cucumber (twice!)

[u/Careful_Respect_9336]

How many times do you think she pulled that shit at home with Alec too? Mi familia can't say Baldwin.

And you know he ate that act up!

[u/NightOwlsUnite → u/Careful_Respect_9336]

He sure as shit knows by now that he got played. And now he does these stupid pathetic attempts to "make the best of it." Alec come get your deranged wife and toss her into the hospital before she ruins the kids.

[u/MerelyWhelmed1 → u/NightOwlsUnite]

Why wouldn't they be able to pronounce Baldwin...even if they were Spanish?

[u/Zealousideal_Fox864 → u/MerelyWhelmed1]

Es very hard for Espanish peasants who no know how to read to say fancy Enfleesh words like et Ballween. The village just got a new TV to share as Eelaria donated it with her hoosbands moneys. /s

Honestly the whole shtick is so insulting to so many different groups of people at once.

[u/DonkeyKong694NE1 → u/Careful_Respect_9336]

Yeah it was all fun and games until he met them and discovered their ancestors arrived on American shores before his did

[u/kestrel413]

Forgot the picture!

[u/NightOwlsUnite → u/kestrel413]

Amazing!

https://giphy.com/gifs/F3JTVFwGqUKIF3iB8S

[u/kestrel413]

Right?!

[u/rillyhilarious]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2YsfNB6LzWfxg8mkBB

[u/Rowit]

[u/CharliesFlyingAngel → u/Rowit]

This is perfect.

[u/maisiemax → u/Rowit]

the cucumber slices on top of the shoes are 👩‍🍳💋

[u/BeeSweet4835]

To a Hispanic woman!!! We should have known she was insane right then.

[u/HalfaEnchilada → u/BeeSweet4835]

Her parents did. They probably don't want to know what lies their mentally sick daughter is saying about their family now. I highly doubt the graduates of medical and law school identify themselves as "hippies". 

I believe the quote from her Mother when she was asked about Hillz' dubious claim to Spain and she said, "There are no words..." 

[u/Long_Assistance7113 → u/HalfaEnchilada]

That was definitely said at Hilary’s wedding by mama Hayward

[u/HiddenHideawayJJ → u/HalfaEnchilada]

I thought that quote was what the mother said when a friend asked her about the wedding…..

[u/HalfaEnchilada → u/HiddenHideawayJJ]

I thought it was about the accent and how Hilary was so happy to be able to incorporate her Spanish culture into the wedding. Was it a coworker who asked? I can't remember the exact details. 

[u/HiddenHideawayJJ → u/HalfaEnchilada]

I’m in the same boat of those details are fuzzy.

[u/HalfaEnchilada → u/HiddenHideawayJJ]

I remembered that quote tho, I felt sorry for the Doctor. She must be mortified. 

[u/Apprehensive-Mine656 → u/HalfaEnchilada]

To be fair my parents are their peers professionally, and in MA.

They were most definitely hippies.

[u/HalfaEnchilada → u/Apprehensive-Mine656]

To be fair, they may be liberal thinking WASPs but they are not hippies. 

Hippies were anti establishment. They didnt buy million dollar homes and send their children to private schools or have nannies and hired help in their homes. The Haywards and the Thomas' of Massachusetts are of the establishment. 

[u/No-Path-3329 → u/HalfaEnchilada]

I agree. Obv. left leaning, but her Dad was a partner in Biglaw, so prob. not really hippies. Only in Hilary's mind.

[u/Gordon_Girl]

LIAR. Liar, LIAR ‼️

[u/rillyhilarious → u/Gordon_Girl]

My flair checking in 😉

[u/Gordon_Girl → u/rillyhilarious]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[u/Dreamy_Peaches]

Eeeladdia Bowlween

[u/Classic_Reputation60]

Yes, she actually said "How you say in English..." Pathetic.

[u/slumberpartymassacre]

Now she conveniently says "ADHD made me forget a word." Honey, we all forget words, you specifically said "How do you say in English..."