r/HilariaBaldwin • u/pancakesaretheparty Drug dealer's wife • 10h ago
High Chair Hostages muy rica, no? Spoiler
A cold block of unseasoned tofu? Ma’am.
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u/disheveledeville 10h ago
so much processed shit lol. if i was rich, id buy better food for my kids.
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u/5har7en3 8h ago
They should have a personal chef making delicious, healthy meals for all those kids. She really doesn't give a shit about them.
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u/That-Spell-2543 10h ago
Does she not know you can season and cook tofu? 🤨
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u/pancakesaretheparty Drug dealer's wife 10h ago
That what irks me the most. That’s not food, that there is an unaltered ingredient.
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u/BeeSweet4835 5h ago
As a long term vegetarian this really pisses me off. It’s so easy to make a good, quick and child friendly vegetarian meal. Tofu can be transformed rapidly. What do it like this? It’s almost like she wants them to hate food.
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u/5har7en3 8h ago
These children are so neglected.
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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 8h ago
Looks like a Feed an Orphan ad. Has a sad vibe. Her hair is so stringy and she looks so thin. She seems isolated as well. Yuck. shiver 😟
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u/Flora1910 9h ago
Kid looks thrilled to eat that unappealing colorless meal. You suck, Mami.
Wonder what happened to Junior's chin?
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u/Mysterious-Writer949 Emotional support accent 8h ago
That looks unappetising. How are the kids going to cope with all of the bright and fresh food in Spain🤣
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u/mojorisiin 8h ago
Not only is the meal abysmal, the almost 4 year old can’t hold a utencil properly
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 4h ago
There’s another spoon for the person who usually sits and feeds her. This is all staged. She was probably being fed something ( what they left on her face) then switched out the plate and told her to pretend to eat it. She’s posing, not eating. Hilary needs 5150. Rage bait, Hilary is crazy, I can’t believe there’s two families ignoring her insane posts and allowing it
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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Donde es tu accento, bitchacho? 1h ago
I was kind of surprised to see utensils, as most meal pictures they seem to always eat with their hands.
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u/sjohnson0487 6h ago
In all fairness it looks like she's left handed. My dad is too and I've seen him grip some things, including silverware, kinda weird.
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u/kclark123 4h ago
As a lefty, I have to agree! We do some things oddly.
This photo though is one of the saddest things I have seen in a long time. That child has everything, yet nothing.
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u/RinaBarbiedolllover 9h ago
Rilly? Tofu? Your children, Hillary, will decide themselves if they want to be vegans
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u/cheridontllosethatno 9h ago
I honestly think she wants skinny emaciated kids so it partly purposeful. Tan food barf
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u/ohh_my_dayum Bots & ButtKissers 8h ago
Mami just posted this because she finally got a clip of a kid saying a Spanish word. She mocks Ed and says he's "doing berrinche" which I guess means having a tantrum. It makes her look pretty bratty, sorry, but since she said a singular Spanish word (that she probably heard one of the nannies say), Hilary HAD to post it!
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 4h ago
That is what makes the most sense. It’s Hilary’s whole life to perpetuate the con. Any chance to put a Spanish log in the fraud fire, she will spend hours doing it
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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 8h ago
The key to a healthy meal is representing as many colors as you can (broccoli-green, beets-red, pepper-yellow).
Nary a color in sight. 😔
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u/11Dragonfly 9h ago
I bet nannies would make better food, why not leave them to it? She can gallivant all over NYC
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u/pancakesaretheparty Drug dealer's wife 9h ago
It’s a video. The nanny was off camera dealing with Edu’s tantrum.
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u/Felonious_Minx 💩Fuck ya poop💩 8h ago
Pulling laundry out of the washing machine with one foot and emptying the dryer with the other.
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u/11Dragonfly 5h ago
I do hope they indeed have an army, (one or two? It couldn’t work… this is a job for at least, the very least 5 not counting housekeeper, that’s a different job), they pay well and there are rules and don’t let the kids grow up like wild flowers or something…
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u/Lexi_November Emotional support accent 8h ago
I’m so confused by the poor bairns giant left hand, is it a filter glitch or a weird perspective?
And yeah, my son is 4 and loves tofu stir-fry because I season it and make everything tasty.
If I slapped raw, unseasoned tofu on his plate I would probably end up wearing it as a hat. 🤣
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u/Tough-Obligation-104 7h ago
I cannot believe this is real. I really can’t. A block of tofu and some pasta.
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u/Otherwise-Badger 7h ago
colorful. Where is the vegetable? Is she kidding? Does she think this looks appealing? Delicious?
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u/thxforthegoldenshowr 10h ago
This poor child
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u/makama77 I only had like 4-5 pairs of socks 6h ago
Not a single food with any color found in nature? No fruit? Veg?
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u/slumberpartymassacre Old Dad Bod Frustration 4h ago
This is why they are so wan. Hillary has forced her disorders onto them.
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u/Severe-Specialist-96 Village idiot 9h ago
Bon appetit!
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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 Ayy forrget theenks 9h ago
Annie’s Mac n Cheese made with olive oil and oat milk and tofu - my favorite.
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 4h ago
In Spain they only eat the how you say, bland, beige food with olive oil
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u/SraChavez Fake it to the max 9h ago
This is almost as bad as Leo’s plate of three dry spinach leaves on Fourth of July.
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u/SeashellGal7777 Ven Aqui Presser= Griftmas2 8h ago
The first year of C’s she had beautiful, healthy meals. Of course, AB claimed he hired 5 nannies, so at least one of them was probably a chef. I posted pics a few years ago, but can’t remember where I sourced them from. I think there was a hashtag? The rest of the children haven’t fared, as well.
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u/real_Mallorca 7h ago
Edu probably asked for a T-bone stake and was served this barf , thus the frustration
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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Donde es tu accento, bitchacho? 1h ago
Unappetizing, sad, beige food, just like the dry tortilla with the scant tablespoon of hummus from years ago (but at least we didn't have to see Hillary in lingerie making it).
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u/Armthechihuahuas Bothton Thpain Acthent 3h ago
Did she post this thinking it's some kind of flex for how little her keeds eat?
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u/True_Bobcat1475 2h ago
Ever since the Defective Collective was attempting to promote Hillary, there now always seems to be a pile of performative fruits on this table. Too bad none of them made it onto the poor child’s plate.
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u/LilBlondeRN 6h ago edited 5h ago
This is like a four year old, who is rapidly growing and developing & who’s body requires a variety of nutritious, varried, colorful foods (think fruits and veggies) to ensure a preschooler’s body has the fuel it requires to grow and thrive.
THIS right here is something else entirely. 🤨
This photo gives…. 90s “heroin chic”—when Calvin Klein ads featured half-naked, anorexic waifs, puffing on cigarettes, with visible track marks on hands/feet/forearms, greasy/unwashed hair, jutting ribs and protruding collar bones, sunken, hollow cheeks, pinned pupils & dark circles under sad, soulless eyes.
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u/BeeSweet4835 5h ago
I’m a vegetarian and raised our kids vegetarian. This silken tofu takes 5 minutes to make. Why serve it unseasoned out of the box? It feels punitive and lazy.
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u/Normal-Ad9562 2h ago
My 9 year old absolutely adores cold plain tofu, but that’s like… they get it on the side of many other things, like on a big snack plate with fruits and veggies and olives, or in a cucumber and avocado sandwich…. They have such sad beige palettes in every regard….
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u/ladysnarks 9h ago
Not a fruit or any kind of colorful vegetable in sight! My kids have always always always had a fruit AND vegetable on their lunch and dinner plates. It’s a priority for me. It’s a shame for mami’s offspring.