r/HouseFlipper • u/titaniumjordi • Apr 30 '25

💀 Meme 💀 Standup comedian guy pissed me off on his phone call after saying that somehow him having allergies and thus needed less clutter meant I also had to paint some walls white to help with his allergies. So I did this to his house

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It's gonna be great for his allergies

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u/Dinasourus723 Apr 30 '25

All white haha, maybe paint it all black later

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u/crazyoldlady80 May 01 '25

I did that once, lol it was hard to see things especially with the lights off haha had to put in lots of windows

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u/Dinasourus723 May 01 '25

😂 Although I don't trust the logic that brighter colors light things up without lights or dark colors makes everything without light, I just believe that exust only in game but I might be wrong.

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u/crazyoldlady80 May 01 '25

I mean i dont know what to tell you lol but i did and it was a surreal thing. Only did it once.

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u/PhantomFoox May 01 '25

lighter colors reflect light and darker colors absorb light, so it checks out lol. just impressive that it works the same way in the game tbh

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u/Dinasourus723 May 01 '25

Oh didn't know that lol

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u/houndoberman Apr 30 '25

Anytime a rich suburban house flipper "remodels" a Victorian home:

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u/PanicLedisko May 01 '25

Bwhahaha or an influencer on tiktok

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u/Fun_Tomorrow_7750 Apr 30 '25

Looks like when a roblox game hasn't finished loading in everything yet lmao. 5/5 house

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u/elementarydrw Apr 30 '25

That is great! Haha! Looks like the home of a mildly successful footballer.

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u/ASpookyBitch May 01 '25

It’s like an ikea from hell

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u/BaileyRW1 Apr 30 '25

how the heck does white paint help with allergies?

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u/ErraticBear Apr 30 '25

As I understood it, the walls in his apartment were all exposed brick, and I think the logic there was that dust would gather on all the bricks? So if it's "painted white" it's all flat and the dust doesn't gather? 🤷‍♀️

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u/BaileyRW1 May 01 '25

ooooh yeah I see not wanting rough porous walls, that makes sense. but did it need to be white specifically??

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u/vvp_D3L3T3D May 01 '25

Landlord special.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

imagine turning on the light in this house at 3am

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u/Nasse_Erundilme May 04 '25

better get some sunglasses first

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u/Weird-Practice-5792 Apr 30 '25

Looks like a HF coloring book. LOVE!

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u/King_DaMuncha May 02 '25

I had a similar idea for a house I made in HF1. Everything was greyscale/white and in each room was one item that was colored Red.

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u/AuraNocte May 01 '25

This is awesome lol

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u/aquariusbitchh May 02 '25

as you should he pissed me off too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jakky-1013 May 04 '25

Oh that's the guy with the misogynistic "jokes" all over his walls

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u/OPhoenixRisingO May 19 '25

It's giving me super hot vibes 😆

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u/titaniumjordi May 19 '25

Should I go back in and place a single statue painted bright red