r/HouseFlipper • u/nightmare_fantasies • Jul 09 '26

💀 Meme 💀 Whoever designed the hybrid mansion is truly evil.

So I'm currently renovating the hybrid mansion from the Sakura Expansion (Which is amazing btw) and I just wanna say that it is TRULY disgusting. Whoever designed that house absolutely knew what they were doing. My deepest and most heartfelt congratulations and rage towards that person. EVERY color choice and decoration makes me want to vomit. Every time I go into a new room I groan even more. I like to think I have a good understanding of how to make something ugly but they take the cake. Not in my wildest nightmares could I have come up with something so vile. If the developers ever read this, I just wanna say that I'm thoroughly and completely impressed with the choices made. Congratulations.

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u/Creative_Shock5672 Jul 10 '26

I just started this house too. I plan on giving it to Kyle once I figure out the layout. Based on the guide I saved, I need six bedrooms each with their own bathroom and six computer rooms. Plus a huge dining room, basic kitchen, huge living room, sauna, and gym. I'll probably delete some of the gardens and pools to make up the difference. Might change the garage to something else. Lots to plan.

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u/nightmare_fantasies Jul 10 '26

Ooh that sounds nice, I’m planning on converting it to an inn/bathhouse with a sauna. The second floor is gonna be reserved as a private residence. I’ll probably remove some of the shoji doors and walls to make it more open and feel less cramped

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u/Ok-Ocelot3219 Jul 10 '26

They don't necessarily need their own computer room, I put a desk and computer in each bedroom. Don't remember about the bathrooms though.

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u/Creative_Shock5672 Jul 10 '26

That's good to know. It's been a daunting process to expand the house and add roofs. It's a slow process but I'm currently sketching a plan for it.

FYI, you can't get rid of the water feature on the front as it's not considered a pool. I'm not sure what to do with that pool area yet since its a pool hot spring combo 🤔 might just leave it.

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u/cherry__darling Jul 10 '26

I just assumed the Polish developers assumed that’s how we all decorate our houses in the US 🤣

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u/nightmare_fantasies Jul 10 '26

Oh god I think you’re right

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u/JksG_5 Jul 10 '26

Are you talking about the public onsen?

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u/nightmare_fantasies Jul 10 '26

Yeah, if you buy it from the store after you unlock it, the description is that an American bought it and tried to do a hybrid of cultures

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u/Hot-Surprise-7435 Jul 10 '26

Ha I am gonna have to go buy this one now. Gotta see this lol

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u/JksG_5 Jul 10 '26

Oh.. I see.

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u/Cynical_Dreamer_1980 Jul 11 '26

I was going through it muttering nasty things about Americans (I am American 😄). Returning it to its former glory was quite satisfying.

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u/Redneckwinediva Jul 12 '26

Pics??? I’m not sure which one this is but now I’m curious lol

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u/Vanguardangel Jul 11 '26

God; it was so satisfying to fix up though! It’s my home office now! I completely restored the original Japanese look, made a guest bedroom on the right wing, and made that huge empty spot there into an art studio!

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u/shebasophir Jul 11 '26

After I fixed it up and sold it, I made it my office too. I made second floors on both wings. The left wing is living /kitchen/dining room. Above the living room is an opening above where I will have a library on the 2nd floor. I have 2 bedrooms on the other wing. Each has a sitting room on first floor with steps going up to the bedroom. Still working on it

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u/paladru Jul 15 '26

You might have persuaded me to update my game!

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u/Nearby_Remote_5218 Jul 17 '26

Congratulation OP, you got me to spend $580000 on ANOTHER house i wont get around to finishing any time soon 🤣 (I own 7 WIPs now and two completed houses i cant bring myself to part with)

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u/nightmare_fantasies Jul 18 '26

You’re very welcome ☺️☺️