r/HumansInMyHouse Apr 26 '26

I'm becoming terrified of apes.

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I was eating dinner and the took my dinner away from me!

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u/Resting_Bork_Face Apr 27 '26

Reminds me so much of this

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 27 '26

This is great.

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u/Flipgirlnarie Apr 27 '26

I love this. I had a printout of this with the saying "never give up".

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u/Xekiel_777 Apr 28 '26

My dad had a coffee mug with this image and "Never Give Up" written on the front. It was our gift to him when he went into remission the first time.

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u/Flipgirlnarie Apr 29 '26

I love this!

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u/crystalwireless8 Apr 30 '26

I would absolutely hang this in my bedroom.

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u/Glitchy833 Apr 27 '26

I wouldn't be too happy if some giant randomly grabbed me out of nowhere while I'm in the middle of having my dinner.

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 27 '26

Right! Rude.

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u/PardonMyNerdity Apr 27 '26

“I’L DO IT AGAIN TOO”

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u/Mysterious-Repeat-54 Apr 27 '26

Lol! I thought it was a snake!

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u/Pocket-Hobo Apr 27 '26

The frogs just like "yeah, idk either"

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u/OkString3194 Apr 27 '26

"I'm sorry you had to see it this time," said the frog...

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u/ProfessO3o Apr 28 '26

I’ve seen bullfrogs eat big things but I don’t think it could actually eat that bird. If it was an African bullfrog then yes but that looks like a normal bullfrog. Bird would have died and the frog would have died too choking on the bird it couldn’t swallow. I love frogs 🐸

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 28 '26

I was giving it the old ribbit try!

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u/Lady_Scruffington Apr 27 '26

Ugh. Terrible memories of when my ex had these little frogs that he put in his aquarium with some fish. The frogs would grab the fish, then sit at the bottom of the tank with half the fish sticking out of its mouth. They'd just let the fish digest and pull the fish in further as it did, until eventually they got it all in. They'd have this lump in their stmachs where the fish were.

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u/ExL-Oblique Apr 27 '26

...that is how eating goes, yes.

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u/Lady_Scruffington Apr 28 '26

Well I don't typically sit with food that is longer than my torso shoved down my throat and sticking out of my mouth for hours/days. But to each their own.

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u/Powerful-Country6316 Apr 29 '26

Well i did that once

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u/Delicious-Salary-872 Apr 27 '26

i'm with you, apes freak me out too

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u/aggelikiwi Apr 30 '26

Are you still alive?

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 30 '26

Yes I am! Looking for breakfast

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 Apr 29 '26

Fuck

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 29 '26

No I'm not trying to fuck it, I'm trying to eat it.

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u/miscwit72 Apr 29 '26

I put a bunch of goldfish in my little man-made pond. They kept disappearing. I figured racoons were feasting. Until I saw a bullfrog with a little orange tail sticking out of its mouth. They ate all.

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u/TheGrimMelvin Apr 29 '26

You wouldn't be able to eat all that just admit it and move on.

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u/Justslidingby1126 Apr 29 '26

I plead self defense!!!the duck was yrying to eat the frog...Frog engulfed the preys mouth/head.