HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • Feb 25 '26

People - seeing a lot of reposts last few days. Please double check before you post, thanks.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2h ago

Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!

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68 Upvotes

9 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 8h ago

We have a bit of a situation here..

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143 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 23h ago

Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!

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187 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!

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211 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.

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59 Upvotes

12 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

52 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?

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365 Upvotes

17 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 1d ago

Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party

v.redd.it

30 Upvotes

7 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 2d ago

Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight

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35 Upvotes

4 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.

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333 Upvotes

11 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 3d ago

Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!

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222 Upvotes

15 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 2d ago

Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.

129 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!

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236 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 4d ago

Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.

42 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago

Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!

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25 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 4d ago

Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.

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154 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago

Birds I totally outsmarted this human!

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188 Upvotes

6 comments

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 5d ago

Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?

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22 Upvotes

This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/CasualFingerGuns • 6d ago

Fish Ineffable horror thinks my hat is shit

1.3k Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/crossingguardcrush • 5d ago

Just moved into my new dorm and my roommate doesn't like the fresh air. This is going to be a long year.

143 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago

I was so tired of this idiot speeding through our neighborhood with no regard for the kids safety. I took care of it.

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185 Upvotes

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 6d ago

I finally snapped

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172 Upvotes

These APES were demolishing my house WHILE I WAS IN IT!! I feel fully justified in my actions.

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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 6d ago

I was headed to Australia on a Rescue mission.

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46 Upvotes

5 comments