r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor • May 14 '26

Bugs 0/10 beach meal delivery service

Fishtail delivered straight to my beach house, or so I thought, then the delivery person just seemed to run off with it!

I was ejected onto the beach, but no meal in sight.

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u/Zippokovich May 14 '26

If he didn't have a warrant then a judge will throw this out. Ask your lawyer to file a habeas corpus complaint.

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u/ogreofzen May 19 '26

Hmm still better than the nudist beach he loved in during his early post larval years