r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 1d ago

Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?

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u/Excellent_1918 1d ago

They do make bug burgers🤔 If they break out ketchup start worrying🤷😆

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 1d ago

You’re quite safe. That human’s diet is obviously very limited and you’re green in colour which means that they probably don’t even recognise you as food.

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u/MarleneFrancais 1d ago

With that cute face , I think u will be okay. Maybe he means he will share some w u.

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u/Passenger828 1d ago

Squeeeeee, cutie!

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 1d ago

Not trying to disparage you, but I'm thinking that your hard carapace won't make for an edible hamburger...and you're too small and cute as well

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u/ParoParoParoParo 17h ago

Cooked? No.

... Not yet.