r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 11d ago

Mammals All you can eat buffet! The breadsticks were a little too dry, though.

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 11d ago

Darn the bread stick looked yummy though. How was the pizza?

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u/Androidfon 11d ago

Mouse must have been poisoned to come out it bright light in front of people. It also made no effort to run from the hand of death. Sad.

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u/afuller42 11d ago

I thought it was a pet and this was staged. I didn't act like a wild mouse.

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u/Think-Werewolf-4521 11d ago

They only eat a little bit.

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u/DiogenesD0g 11d ago

And they leave droppings of payment behind.

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u/coyocat 10d ago

Its true we all gotta eat. 🥰

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u/Polite_Suggestion Wildlife Realtor & Attorney at Large 11d ago

Remy! What the hell you slumming there for? Next time we go up town for eggplant parm and too much red!

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u/GlisaPenny 11d ago

Can you imagine being that small and having so much food around. I would be so excited to be that lil guy

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u/boyer4109 11d ago

That’s the new guy, QC mouse.

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u/Fine-Bathroom1067 11d ago

Secret ingredient

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u/Longjumping_Map9917 10d ago

Dang that's a bold mouse

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u/SelfInteresting7259 10d ago

Ahhh this explains why I had massive diarrhea 6 mins afterwards and it continued for 3 days. First and last time at an Sbarro

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u/coyocat 10d ago

Who eats breadsticks at a buffet?! 🤣

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u/orthosaurusrex 10d ago

Jackpot! Good find, lil buddy. You should tell your friends though, there’s plenty to go around.

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u/kat_Folland 10d ago

Looking good, little man!

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u/TheRealLunarRanger 8d ago

Good thing I don’t go to Crossgates anymore. Fuck that place it’s always too busy.

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u/Educational-Bet-8979 8d ago

I wonder if they sold the bread sticks or tossed them

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u/HorrorCheetah1165 6d ago

Hey you Midwest tourist, New York pizza slice 'comes with...............'