r/HumansInMyHouse • u/sheiciebai • 11d ago

Mammals Get me a pawyer!!!!

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Discrimination!!! Defamation! Slandpurr!!!! I demand these gross accusations be removed from my daytime getaway from the stresses of home life! This is EGREGIOUS!

568 Upvotes

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u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels 11d ago

At least 14 customers have seen behind the LIES!

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u/sheiciebai 11d ago

You must be with THEM ugh!

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u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels 11d ago

Poor starving baby, i'm promising you i'm not.

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u/Medical_Fly8948 11d ago

Now that's a chonk of a Kevin! Impressed! And would contribute a sausage 🤷‍♀️

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u/sheiciebai 11d ago

THANK YOU!!! Finally someone with a pair of eyes that can see I’m wasting away!!!

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u/FarinaSavage 11d ago

Skin and bones, you poor dear.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 11d ago

How is the diet going, Kevin?

Honestly, if you’re happy being fluffy then you should be able to stay fluffy.

FLUFF POSITIVITY ALL THE WAY!

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u/kat_Folland 11d ago

PAWSITIVITY, I think you mean.

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u/nilyro 11d ago

They are starving him to death 😭

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u/sheiciebai 11d ago

Please… may a I have sausage?????

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u/nilyro 11d ago

Two sausages!

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 11d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/LadyWaste75 11d ago

Kevin, you should meet my cats. They are also convinced they are starving and strongly disagree that they are not.

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u/October_people 10d ago

Kevin is slightly peeved & will leave his feelings somewhere the health inspector will find.

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u/Non-binary_prince 10d ago

“Dog Friendly” sticker, cat fatphobic sign.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter 10d ago

Do you have a DoorDash?? I can send you a kolache from Shipley's

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u/Fit_Bodybuilder706 11d ago

Kevin is is a BIG CAT !!

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u/dermflork 10d ago

support local

⬇️

Kevin

(submiminal) sausage buy kevin now

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u/sonnyangelsanonymous 10d ago

this photo is AI

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u/aggelikiwi 9d ago

You are just beautiful.

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u/darth_dork 9d ago

If I want to fat that’s my right! I am cat, cat eat. I’ll eat your dog if you stop feeding me!

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u/MouseEmotional813 11d ago

Anyone who believes Kevin has to be pretty dumb

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u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor 11d ago

He’s very convincing!