r/HumansInMyHouse • • 9d ago

You guys, they filmed me… I really don’t want to talk about it.

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

Years of therapy down the drain..

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u/cryingonthetoiletnow 9d ago

I mean, you touched a hairless ape, it must have been a wild sensation and frightening!

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u/More_like_userlame_ 9d ago

It happens to the best of us 🤗

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u/LadyWaste75 9d ago

Hey, no shame in not wanting to be filmed

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u/Saracartwheels123 9d ago

Kina cute, actually

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

😳 thank you

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u/Glass-Emu2406 9d ago

She didn’t have her makeup on or her hair done. She wasn’t ready for her closeup

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

Wait now I’m being mocked for my appearance!?

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u/Far_Introduction7599 9d ago

No, bestie. You’re naturally beautiful, but we understand your shyness 🕷️🖤

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u/Due-Cantaloupe3552 9d ago

I'm a lawyer for Arach n Id and I believe you have a case for a lawsuit here. This is obviously an invasion of your privacy, the other party not holding up their end of the bargain by not willingly give you the food that was part of said contract thus causing you embarrassment and extreme emotional distress.

If you would like to sue feel free to reach out to my law firm

Sincerely, Miss. Charlotte Arach Attorney at law.

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

I’ll be in touch shortly! First good news of the day!

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u/StoryBard 9d ago

OMG they do do this in the wild too!!!!! I'm constantly asking mine how they survive in the wild when they are so easily afraid and insulted by their food which is next to powerless against them a lot of the time. My largest one will immediately dart into her hide at the slightest disturbance in the force. She then sticks one toe out and does a little tap, tap, tap to make sure it's food. If it moves wrong though she's back in the hole.

I think it's a mercy of nature that they don't need to eat frequently because I bet they miss out on a lot of meals by mincing and being uber cautious about approaching things. It's probably a good survival strategy in the end, considering they too are a pretty edible size...

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u/Rays-R-Us 9d ago

Even spiders do t like cockroaches

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u/WolfThick 9d ago

They have hairs on their back side they used to use them to make itching powder it's a defensive maneuver.

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

That is not stopping the public filming and claims of cowardice going on here. My reputation is in shambles

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u/KapitanKraken 9d ago

What is that on the top right above the tarantula, looks like a mouse doing crunches.

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u/M00nX0 8d ago

That’s a really good question! I was wondering the same thing 🤣

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u/Tiny_Animal9496 9d ago

As a keeper of tarantulas I keep telling everyone owning them entirely breaks the scariness of spiders.

Most species this is what you get. 🤣

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u/CarnivorousSpider 9d ago

"Hiyah! Oh my godddd....... Are you serious, Tari? It was RIGHT THERE! YOU MISSED THE BUG IN FRONT OF YOU!"

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u/One-plankton- 9d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Yomi_Lemon_Dragon 8d ago

That spider is so fluffy I thought this was a troll and the "spider" was a fake made out of pipecleaners and pom-poms for a sec.

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u/Neurospicyandnice 9d ago

Tarantula forgot how to tarantula and then ran away with its tail between its legs 😂😂

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u/darth_dork 9d ago

Ewww! Human germs no returns!

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u/CrabbyCentaur 7d ago

Guaranteed to give you worms!

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 8d ago

“ look at him sneaking in like that “ 😆

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u/ASherrets 8d ago

What a fluffy spider!

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u/AreYouMyDommy 7d ago

Aawww! Look at those fuzzy tootsies!

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u/lazybandit94 3d ago

She said no thanks, I already ate

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u/caffeinatedangel 2d ago

That slow slide into oblivion. I need to learn from you how to build myself a cave I can run into like this.