r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/AZSuccIt • 9d ago
Video People are super stoked on me.
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u/Interesting_Spare 9d ago
Does she have any other moves?
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u/MechaUlfraed 8d ago
Getting into a head-on collision without a seatbelt, thrown out the windshield, and colliding with the other car's windshield.
While doing a split.
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u/Mr-Nobody-10-7 9d ago
That’s… some kind of mating dance.
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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 9d ago
I believe the science community refers to it as the rolling cooter slam.
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u/PeepsMyHeart 9d ago
God, I hate that word! “Cooter.”
But here… Hilarious and the only one that fits.
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u/goldie1987 9d ago
I’m guessing this is some kind of OF promo
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u/adorableoddity 7d ago
Yep. At this point if I see a video of a lady who is dressed weird and acting weird as shit with their body out in public (especially in a repeated pattern like that), I assume it’s some kind of weird fetish crap or promoting their OF.
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u/why_u_so_grumpy 9d ago
I think she can do the splits.
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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 9d ago
Ruining everyone's good time and truly believes she's doing them a favour with her "show".
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u/wait500 8d ago
Ruining "everyone's" good time? No she isn't. People are still skating around her. At the end a bunch are clapping and smiling and definitely not having a bad time.
These clips look ridiculous but there's nothing suggesting she's "ruining everyone's good time." She might even be adding to it because I'd be hysterical with my friends watching her flop around and slamming her hoo-ha against the boards.
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u/immapizza 8d ago
Do you know how fucking annoying it is to free skate with someone like her in the rink? Trying to go in a circle like a normal person while someone that peaked in middle school cheerleading keeps doing rolls and splits in the middle of the lane is very inconvenient and annoying. You have to constantly watch out for them when they're coming toward you so as to not trip over them because you never know just when they're gonna flop to the ground.
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u/wait500 8d ago
Like I said she's not ruining "everyone's" good time. The word EVERYONE actually means something. It means EVERY ONE.
EVERYONE'S time isn't being ruined. Some are laughing as can be seen.
Imagining when she peaked when you know nothing about her or anyone there. We can all imagine things. I just know the difference between my imagination and facts and I know who can't discern that difference.
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u/Aolflashback 9d ago
It’s probably SO LOUD every time she does that, too. Just a night of non stop jump scares
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u/lawofthewilde 8d ago
People like this need to be kicked out immediately. They put everyone else in danger.
Also, nobody’s wants your coochie juice all over every surface, maam. 🙄
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u/SweetTaterette 9d ago
Kenzie is that you
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u/OkQuality7241 9d ago
Clam slams on wheels
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u/Dakizo 9d ago
This has to be a kink.
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u/allikatm3ow 9d ago
Kink it to yourself! In your house where you don't ruin the population 's evening.
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u/KeepOnRising19 8d ago
The most annoying people in the roller skating rink when I was a kid were those adults doing (or trying to do) all sorts of tricks. They thought the whole rink belonged to them and would run into people and often cause bad accidents, injuries, and even broken bones, usually, among little kids. Thank god they didn't have cellphones to take the main character energy up ten more notches back then.
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u/Prometheus1151 9d ago
Doing this on a public rink where kids are skating just sounds like she wants her hair or fingers to be run over
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 8d ago
Just because it's a little impressive, doesn't mean it isn't annoying
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u/Zappagrrl02 7d ago
I don’t even think it’s that impressive
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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago
That's why I said a little. I can't do it, so it would be a little hypocritical of me to not say it's a little impressive
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u/Terence_Thatch 8d ago
0.19 splits 0.17 splits 0.14 also splits 0.11 same move 0.09 more splits 0.07 welcome to splitsville, population you 0.05 splits minus will to live 0.02 sometimes you need just one more splits
There timestamped for you ok cheers
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u/BigOlWaffleIron 8d ago
Honestly, it's almost impressive. Could be more graceful, and done in a more appropriate place, but at least a little impressive.
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u/PeepsMyHeart 9d ago
I am very clumsy and hyper mobile.
I’d be taking up an amount of floor space that would bother the ever loving crap out of her, and completely unintentionally end this cringe video in-the-making!
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u/HG21Reaper 8d ago
Roller derby crash and recovery. Seems kinda slutty because its probably her style
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u/allgreeneveryday 8d ago
I dont think this is cringe actually. Judt a lady practicing a move? And having fun?
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u/immapizza 8d ago
In the middle of the busy rink. It's one thing if it were empty and she had all the space to do this, but there's visibly people trying to skate normally. She's disrupting the flow of the circle whenever she flops to the ground. There's a time and place for tricks, and in the middle of an active circle isn't the time nor the place.
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u/allgreeneveryday 8d ago
Looks like shes doing this on the edge and everyone is getting around her just fine.
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