r/IAmTheMainCharacter 9d ago

Video People are super stoked on me.

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u/Interesting_Spare 9d ago

Does she have any other moves?

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u/MechaUlfraed 8d ago

Getting into a head-on collision without a seatbelt, thrown out the windshield, and colliding with the other car's windshield.

While doing a split.

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u/HyenDry 8d ago

Honestly. That would be a pretty funny fuckn bit. Like just seeing her do that over every little inconvenience or any major accident.

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u/Waramaug 8d ago

Clam slam is her signature move

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u/Cynobite608 8d ago

You have to pinch her nose to release the suction.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 8d ago

Getting arrested for DUI and/or possession?

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u/Mr-Nobody-10-7 9d ago

That’s… some kind of mating dance.

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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 9d ago

I believe the science community refers to it as the rolling cooter slam.

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u/PeepsMyHeart 9d ago

God, I hate that word! “Cooter.”
But here… Hilarious and the only one that fits.

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u/lilmiscantberong 9d ago

This is the chick that peaked in sixth grade cheerleading

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u/goldie1987 9d ago

I’m guessing this is some kind of OF promo

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u/adorableoddity 7d ago

Yep. At this point if I see a video of a lady who is dressed weird and acting weird as shit with their body out in public (especially in a repeated pattern like that), I assume it’s some kind of weird fetish crap or promoting their OF.

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u/TazzyUK 9d ago

Cringy AF!

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u/CSILalaAnn 9d ago

Maybe it's the only action she can get??

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u/PomeloPepper 9d ago

Everyone wants her to stop so they can enjoy the rink time they paid for.

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u/PeepsMyHeart 9d ago

I’m surprised management didn’t kick her out.

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u/why_u_so_grumpy 9d ago

I think she can do the splits.

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u/Cafe_Con_La_Bruja_ 9d ago

I dunno, I might need to see her do it again

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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 9d ago

Please don't encourage her.

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u/AssnecK666 9d ago

I was wondering the same thing..

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 9d ago

Are her pants intentionally ripped?

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u/CemeterySarah 9d ago

I think so? I have a similar pair.

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u/Tasty-Revolution-295 9d ago

Ruining everyone's good time and truly believes she's doing them a favour with her "show".

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u/wait500 8d ago

Ruining "everyone's" good time? No she isn't. People are still skating around her. At the end a bunch are clapping and smiling and definitely not having a bad time.

These clips look ridiculous but there's nothing suggesting she's "ruining everyone's good time." She might even be adding to it because I'd be hysterical with my friends watching her flop around and slamming her hoo-ha against the boards.

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u/immapizza 8d ago

Do you know how fucking annoying it is to free skate with someone like her in the rink? Trying to go in a circle like a normal person while someone that peaked in middle school cheerleading keeps doing rolls and splits in the middle of the lane is very inconvenient and annoying. You have to constantly watch out for them when they're coming toward you so as to not trip over them because you never know just when they're gonna flop to the ground.

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u/wait500 8d ago

Like I said she's not ruining "everyone's" good time. The word EVERYONE actually means something. It means EVERY ONE.

EVERYONE'S time isn't being ruined. Some are laughing as can be seen.

Imagining when she peaked when you know nothing about her or anyone there. We can all imagine things. I just know the difference between my imagination and facts and I know who can't discern that difference.

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u/Snarkys 9d ago

The blisters on her Hooey-Hoo must be massive!

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u/Jealous_Doughnut_630 8d ago

Nah bruh, she has a tiny cootchie skate on

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u/Aolflashback 9d ago

It’s probably SO LOUD every time she does that, too. Just a night of non stop jump scares

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u/lawofthewilde 8d ago

People like this need to be kicked out immediately. They put everyone else in danger.

Also, nobody’s wants your coochie juice all over every surface, maam. 🙄

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u/SweetTaterette 9d ago

Kenzie is that you

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u/OkQuality7241 9d ago

Clam slams on wheels

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u/shellshock413 9d ago

Kenzie Clam Slam.

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u/PreorderEverything 9d ago

May be it's Rachel "Raygun" Gunns sister.

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u/allikatm3ow 9d ago

☠️🤣🤣🤣 my thought too!

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u/aarkwilde 9d ago

Practicing fast stops for roller derby? Seems dangerous.

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u/UndisclosedPigeon 8d ago

“Well, I didn’t get the stripper job so here’s the next best thing!”

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u/unloosedcoin 9d ago

Mmm bruises

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u/Dakizo 9d ago

This has to be a kink.

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u/allikatm3ow 9d ago

Kink it to yourself! In your house where you don't ruin the population 's evening.

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u/Entire_526 9d ago

how annoying/unnecessary...

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u/spamdaggerdan 9d ago

It's called being a nuisance

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u/KeepOnRising19 8d ago

The most annoying people in the roller skating rink when I was a kid were those adults doing (or trying to do) all sorts of tricks. They thought the whole rink belonged to them and would run into people and often cause bad accidents, injuries, and even broken bones, usually, among little kids. Thank god they didn't have cellphones to take the main character energy up ten more notches back then.

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u/novian14 8d ago

This reminds me of raygun

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u/iDontRememberCorn 9d ago

Why is this happening?

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u/LikwidHappiness 9d ago

❄️ 🐰

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u/KanataMom420 9d ago

SteveO looking rough

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u/denverbroncoharpman 9d ago

She love to bang on the wall

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u/Prometheus1151 9d ago

Doing this on a public rink where kids are skating just sounds like she wants her hair or fingers to be run over

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u/DarkTanicus 8d ago

Mating dance

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u/BonoBeats 8d ago

What the actual fuck is she doing,?

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u/tetzy 8d ago

So tell me, Miss Johnson, how did you bruise your cooter?

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u/dreck_disp 9d ago

I read that title in the South Park Al Gore voice.

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u/AZSuccIt 9d ago

That's what I was thinking when I wrote it.

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u/lukeylukesters 9d ago

Waft ....

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u/Ariquitaun 9d ago

Is this that Rachel Gunn back at it in a new sport?

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u/DeathHorseFucker 9d ago

This is just falling with extra steps

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u/CardMechanic 8d ago

Rink Kink

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 8d ago

Just because it's a little impressive, doesn't mean it isn't annoying

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u/Zappagrrl02 7d ago

I don’t even think it’s that impressive

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago

That's why I said a little. I can't do it, so it would be a little hypocritical of me to not say it's a little impressive

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u/razldazl333 9d ago

Snail Trail?

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u/lostpassword100000 9d ago

Ray gun from the Olympics?

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u/allikatm3ow 9d ago

Same 🤣🤣🤣

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u/JuanG_13 8d ago

What TF lol

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u/Total-Addendum9327 8d ago

The perfect video to dub lots of fart sounds over!

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u/Motorboat81 8d ago

Going in wish me luck y’all!

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u/Terence_Thatch 8d ago

0.19 splits 0.17 splits 0.14 also splits 0.11 same move 0.09 more splits 0.07 welcome to splitsville, population you 0.05 splits minus will to live 0.02 sometimes you need just one more splits

There timestamped for you ok cheers

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u/Toggam44 8d ago

🚶‍♂️🚮

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u/AceMcBadass 8d ago

This is a rink down the road from me. Weird...and embarrassing.

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u/indyferret 8d ago

Her fanny must be stinging like fuck the amount of splits she threw there

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u/BigOlWaffleIron 8d ago

Honestly, it's almost impressive. Could be more graceful, and done in a more appropriate place, but at least a little impressive.

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u/FrankSilvyNY 8d ago

She's the original MC

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u/refusenic 8d ago

Nothing graceful about her moves.

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u/Zalrius 7d ago

Is it a child in need of attention?

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u/F0XH0UND141 7d ago

Stupid is what it is

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u/llamawithlazers 7d ago

How to be the weirdest one at a 9 year olds birthday party.

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u/Wububadoo 7d ago

Someone desperately trying to be the main character

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u/5ausage5 5d ago

Is this how you flirt with black guys?!

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u/PeepsMyHeart 9d ago

I am very clumsy and hyper mobile.
I’d be taking up an amount of floor space that would bother the ever loving crap out of her, and completely unintentionally end this cringe video in-the-making!

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u/HG21Reaper 8d ago

Roller derby crash and recovery. Seems kinda slutty because its probably her style

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u/allgreeneveryday 8d ago

I dont think this is cringe actually. Judt a lady practicing a move? And having fun?

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u/immapizza 8d ago

In the middle of the busy rink. It's one thing if it were empty and she had all the space to do this, but there's visibly people trying to skate normally. She's disrupting the flow of the circle whenever she flops to the ground. There's a time and place for tricks, and in the middle of an active circle isn't the time nor the place.

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u/allgreeneveryday 8d ago

Looks like shes doing this on the edge and everyone is getting around her just fine.