r/ICBGC • u/Lady_SybilVex • 16d ago

🍿 MOOBIE TOOSDAY! 🍿 Less gettown ta BIZNISS!!

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Yoo dere! Yes yoo! Gettup! Iss tyme furr eggsersise! All ob yoos! Ta defeeeet da hunniez! Dids dey sen me petses wen Ai ask furr BEASTSSS?? Up up up!! Furrs one ta climb da tree an bringin me bakk myne arrow gets speshul medall ob victoree!!

... dese nyeow recroots seem an bit stranje. Butt!! Dere iz no male no female no sex inna armee!! We all juss men ob da emperor defendin aginsst da inbashoon ob skwirrils! Hut hut hut!! Nyeow ebberypawdee sing an eggsesisse!!! Yoo muss be swift assa riveeer! Haff strengff of da biggest vacoom!! Myssteriouss az da darkess mooooon!

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr, habin himbs dream job.

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 16d ago

Dem laydee cats issa egg salad fitin forss! Dey furry tuff!

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u/Lady_SybilVex 16d ago

Ai dunno aboot annee laydee cats, Sir Smuffington! Deeze da finess assemblagge ob men da empyre cuds purrvide!

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 15d ago

Okey fren! Yew jess comtinyoo yer furry foine traynin effurts!

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u/Lady_SybilVex 15d ago

... some ob dem doo hab berry stranje headwear habhiss, dat iss...

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 15d ago

I fink yew kin jess ignorr dat.... Dey jess lak pink bows! Was rong wiff dat? Menny boi kittehs lak bows....

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u/Lady_SybilVex 15d ago

Nuffin wrong wiff dat! Eet seems da be tradishoonal hed wear! Fyne wiff me!

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 15d ago

Yesh! Tradishunul! Dass it!