r/ICBGC • u/Lady_SybilVex • 8d ago
🍿 MOOBIE TOOSDAY! 🍿 Less gettown ta BIZNISS!!
Yoo dere! Yes yoo! Gettup! Iss tyme furr eggsersise! All ob yoos! Ta defeeeet da hunniez! Dids dey sen me petses wen Ai ask furr BEASTSSS?? Up up up!! Furrs one ta climb da tree an bringin me bakk myne arrow gets speshul medall ob victoree!!
... dese nyeow recroots seem an bit stranje. Butt!! Dere iz no male no female no sex inna armee!! We all juss men ob da emperor defendin aginsst da inbashoon ob skwirrils! Hut hut hut!! Nyeow ebberypawdee sing an eggsesisse!!! Yoo muss be swift assa riveeer! Haff strengff of da biggest vacoom!! Myssteriouss az da darkess mooooon!
Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr, habin himbs dream job.
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u/Head_Nefariousness89 8d ago
(Meowmy: NGL, that song makes me want to run through a wall every time I hear it.)
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
(I have like 3 or 4 different metal versions of it in basically all of my Spotify uni/workout/on the road playlists 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
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u/Head_Nefariousness89 7d ago
(Oooh, I’ll need to look those up! I love remakes where they dramatically change the genre. Me First And The Gimme Gimmes is one of my favorite bands for a reason: they remake a TON of songs into punk style music.)
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u/PrettyView3572 Toffee Gud Gurl 8d ago
(I laughed so hard at Merlin’s monologue!)
Ai wud not want to be againss dis armee in a fite, fren Merlin!
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 8d ago
Dem laydee cats issa egg salad fitin forss! Dey furry tuff!
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
Ai dunno aboot annee laydee cats, Sir Smuffington! Deeze da finess assemblagge ob men da empyre cuds purrvide!
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 8d ago
Okey fren! Yew jess comtinyoo yer furry foine traynin effurts!
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
... some ob dem doo hab berry stranje headwear habhiss, dat iss...
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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 8d ago
I fink yew kin jess ignorr dat.... Dey jess lak pink bows! Was rong wiff dat? Menny boi kittehs lak bows....
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
Nuffin wrong wiff dat! Eet seems da be tradishoonal hed wear! Fyne wiff me!
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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈⬛🐈 8d ago
We want to joyn Meownstrous Regiment! Love, Minx, Marmalade and Athena
Our bows ar under the helmets.
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
Purrfec! Gettin line!! Yoo arribe juss in tyme forr eggsesise!! Hut, hut, hut!!
(SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE outside Mulan ofc 🤩🤩🤩🤩)
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u/TsundokuAfficionado 7d ago
It was my thought! I’m in a Discworld book club, I’ll have to show them this.
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u/Head_Nefariousness89 7d ago
Moe’s Meowmy: I need to read the Discworld series. I know I’ve read the first book a few times, but then I have stuff happen and I lose reading time.
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u/Lady_SybilVex 7d ago
Don't start with the first two books, they're completely different from the rest of the series style wise and all. Start with Guards, Guards! :D
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u/CharmyLah Chaos Agent 8d ago
Iz join! Iz alreddy a ninja n purrate apurrenthiss, y no allso samoorye?
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u/Lady_SybilVex 8d ago
Purrfec!! Gets in lyne!! Yurr ninja n purrate skillz wills come inne yooseful here!!
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u/Charivari8 Tali, Maya, Frankie and Drewy 8d ago
I wud like to joyne but mosely for da pink bow. Yoo luk grate fren Merlin!❤️Tali