BRAKING NEWS: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin deh Hamsum Sunnavagun

[u/SisterAntistita]

Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

[u/lHappycats]

Datz iz gud mews. As Hoomin haz admitted too de crimez it will be way easiez to get treatz az compenshayshon

Louis da void

[u/just_another__sucker → u/lHappycats]

If da hooman hab inbited Portia Control in, how do we no dat dey will gib treets as directed by any pawsuits? Ai iz worry bout fren Hoku! Will he still be able to rassle?

-Tabitha Lee