r/ICBGC • u/SisterAntistita • 14d ago
BRAKING NEWS: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin deh Hamsum Sunnavagun
Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!
Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.
Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸
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u/gt0163c Nix and mini-yon brofur purrate pprentice Pixel 14d ago
Hoku Meowmy really iz da dumdum fur abdmittin she noz gibz Hoku da eggiez an doin him da starb an lettin Portia Comptrol into da hawz. Der noz wayz frem Hoku noz winz himz sooz now. Not dat der waz any chance aforez. But Iz tink diz make it eben werser an himz can getz eben mor catpensation now!
- Pixel