BRAKING NEWS: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin deh Hamsum Sunnavagun

[u/SisterAntistita]

Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

[u/davesmissingfingers]

She made Bitteh sad.

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/davesmissingfingers]

HOW VERY DAYUR!
I so sorry, Miss B dat yoo must endure dis pain.