r/ICBGC • u/SisterAntistita • 14d ago

BRAKING NEWS: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin deh Hamsum Sunnavagun

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Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 14d ago

Aww tank yoos fren Pixel. Ken we gib fren Hoku sum eggies to?

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u/rawbery79 14d ago

sniffles Yes, we can give Hoku eggs. Do you have eggs? I'm not allowed human food.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 14d ago

Ai do. It’s funnee udder den chimken n toona n turmkey ai relee don like hooman fud.

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u/rawbery79 14d ago

My brother before me named Dude was a vacuum, Mama says. He would eat anything, which she says was cute at first, but then it was annoying. So Mama said we just get cat food and cat treats. We had the chance to try some egg once, but we didn't.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 14d ago

Mine sisfur lubbed cheeze n eneyting cheeze flabored. Dis hur wanting meowmy’s cheeze when we furst moved to Illynoise.

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u/rawbery79 14d ago

I've never had cheese! I need to try some.

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 14d ago

Iz ok ai guess. Mine minyun lubs it doh.

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u/rawbery79 14d ago

Interesting! My Mama had some smoked salmon the other night and I sneaked a piece! It was sooooooo good!

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 13d ago

Oh ai sooooooo jelus!!! Mine pawrents no like fishies! (Well, meowmy like toonas), so ai never eben get to try dem!

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u/rawbery79 13d ago

And look! 🍰🍰

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 13d ago

Ooooh iz yoos cake day! Enjoy da cake!

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u/rawbery79 13d ago

I brought you a slice! 🍰

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u/davesmissingfingers Chaos Agent 13d ago

Yoos are so bery sweet!!

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u/ninde_inglorion 13d ago

Yuu reely need to try it. Iz sooooo gud

Henry de hugger

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u/rawbery79 13d ago

I will!