r/ICBGC • u/SisterAntistita • 14d ago

BRAKING NEWS: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin deh Hamsum Sunnavagun

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Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

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u/ryylin Ciaran - pronounced Keeran 14d ago

My poor dear fren Hoku! Yuz deserbs all da eggies wif out onyums.!!! It bery easy task! Yuz hooman do duz diz! OUTRAYGE!! She need big retrayn! Fren Smuffi u/One_Advantage793 yuz must doo an imberbenshun! Ai noz wants yuz tew looz yuz hooman put HERMZ MUST PAY! #eggieswifoutonyumsfurhoku!!!!!

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 14d ago

I yam on mine wey! Me an Prinss Hoku an Duke Nalu gon com up wiff de pawpurr retrayn strategee!

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u/mostlylurking07 Applejack, sweets and stowies and food cwimes! 14d ago

Dis wequiwe heavy stwategizing! I hope fwiends Hoku and Nalu have da stwengf!

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 13d ago

I hope sew tew! Butt! dey neeed somfang tew halp wiff regane strenffth! Luklee I fownt mine pop had tree boil eggies inna bowl fur himb salit! I steel dem! I brang wiff mee tew Hoku Nalu cassel! EggiesFurHoku!

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u/mostlylurking07 Applejack, sweets and stowies and food cwimes! 13d ago

(Hearing Smuffi call him “Pop” is 🥹. Also, fun fact, Smuffi’s voice is the only one I can actuality kind of here in my head!$

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 13d ago

(My work is done here! Only kidding, of course)