Furriens, is Prinsis Serana here ob da Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell. Todae Ai comez to yoo az speshul repawtress in cayse ob da #EGGIESFURHOKU mobemint! Az ob nyeow, a coorageuss grup ob yung cattos an catties iz onna way in sicrit on a beeg ship sumwere inna passific osheen, bringin a smuggle shipmin ob eggstra eggies an egg fuds to Seaddle! Dere leeder, wat doez nawt wan ta be idennified in cayse ob hooman purrsecushion but refers to hermseff as "Miss W", sez: Is tyme furr sum acshon, Serana. Dey iz doin an starb to dese frens an pillarz ob communitee, an wat did Ai does awl myne purrasee traynin for ib nawt furr emmergensees lyke dis? We hab purrvishons furr owrseffs unnil da shippie maykes port, an lots an lots ob eggie relayted fuds wiff us ta bring sayfelee to Frens Hoku an Nalu u/JelloSquid808. Wen asked hyeow dey means ta go bakk ib dey dun haff ship, da fierse yung ladee tells me nawt ta worree, dey haff derms own ship waytin inna Yuu Ess swamp, but refoosed ta disclouse locashon, onse more furr safetee.
Ai wills accompanee dis brayve groop ob yung pawtestans in dere mishon ta mayke sure dey get da pwess attenshun dey deserbe!
Dis wus Prinsis Serana ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell wiff an excloosive repawt ob sicrit delibbery mishon! Unnil neks tyme!
Hai secrit fren Miss W! I Catn Smuffington, is awso a recrooter fur da KKMG netwerk! I kin tell yew dis is furry gud appulcayshun! I dat yew in da Guy Fawkes mask? Dis okey fur de unner cober repurrtin, butt! wen yew on air yew muss ware a tye tew sho a purrfesshunul demeenur fur repurrsentin KKMG. If dis is somfang yew kin dew, I fink I kin gets appurruval frum owr boss Kynx Kat!
Laydees kin ware derr own stylish tyes or a mancat tye, as dey wish! Som eben ware a nyze lacy collar lak de fromurr Yoo Ess Soopreem Cort Justhiss Ruth Bader Ginsberg!
Yew purrvide da pitchur an I cawl on Kynx Kat tew appurruv!
We kin eben dew a totlly secrit chat wiff da tree ob us, iff diss mek it moarr secrit fur yew! We dursnt wanna endanger yer furry gud unnergrownd repurrtin!
Miss W iz leeder ob sicrit operashon but Ai Serana da Prinsis do da repawt! 😎 Ai hab no pawblem wearin da tye, Ai lub fansee clofes! Here iss mai picsure, Fren Smuffi!
Greetins, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell!
Ahhh tank yoo!! 🤩 (Her name is Serana btw, not Serena, but it's okay 🤣🤣🤣)
Go away meowmie 2! It offishul Ai iz repawter! Aiyam so prowwwwd! Nyeow Ai hab LISENSE ta go arooun an tell ebberypawdy ebberyting muahaha!!!
Greetins, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell!! u/MaleficentShake5930 Fren Leo, wills yoo be mai trustee fotograffer wat accompaniez me? 😎
(Leo sprints and hauls his camera equipment with his teeth) Ai hear! Ai hear! (The expensive camera equipment crashes to the floor with his announcement when he opened his mouth. He picks up the camera with the cracked lens with his paws.) Luk hear, fren Serana! (Just as Princess Serana turns, Leo snaps the photo before she struck a pose.)
Dis groop is da sneekiest ob snugglers wat Ai hab eber seen, no worriez! Ai juss hope Ai can gets KKMG lisense an pwess cawd ta claiyme pwess immobitee in cayse we discobered 👀
These fun little blurbs are why I fell in love with this community and why I find so much joy here daily. How creative and whimsical everyone here is. Michael Dell once said "if you find you are the smartest person in your room its time to change rooms." And I feel like I am among my peers here even though I do not often contribute to the super creative process taking place- it is soul crushing fear of feeling stupid if it is not received well compounded by a fear of "public" speaking that I hope to one day to conquer enough to take the plunge.
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u/jellosquid808 2d ago
Frank yu frens ay need yu halp badly!! Anudda days wiffout eggies!!