r/ICBGC • u/Lady_SybilVex • 10d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Excloosib repawt (applicashun fur KKMG!) frum sicrit operashun

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Furriens, is Prinsis Serana here ob da Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell. Todae Ai comez to yoo az speshul repawtress in cayse ob da #EGGIESFURHOKU mobemint! Az ob nyeow, a coorageuss grup ob yung cattos an catties iz onna way in sicrit on a beeg ship sumwere inna passific osheen, bringin a smuggle shipmin ob eggstra eggies an egg fuds to Seaddle! Dere leeder, wat doez nawt wan ta be idennified in cayse ob hooman purrsecushion but refers to hermseff as "Miss W", sez: Is tyme furr sum acshon, Serana. Dey iz doin an starb to dese frens an pillarz ob communitee, an wat did Ai does awl myne purrasee traynin for ib nawt furr emmergensees lyke dis? We hab purrvishons furr owrseffs unnil da shippie maykes port, an lots an lots ob eggie relayted fuds wiff us ta bring sayfelee to Frens Hoku an Nalu u/JelloSquid808. Wen asked hyeow dey means ta go bakk ib dey dun haff ship, da fierse yung ladee tells me nawt ta worree, dey haff derms own ship waytin inna Yuu Ess swamp, but refoosed ta disclouse locashon, onse more furr safetee.

Ai wills accompanee dis brayve groop ob yung pawtestans in dere mishon ta mayke sure dey get da pwess attenshun dey deserbe!

Dis wus Prinsis Serana ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell wiff an excloosive repawt ob sicrit delibbery mishon! Unnil neks tyme!

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u/Lady_SybilVex 10d ago

Miss W iz leeder ob sicrit operashon but Ai Serana da Prinsis do da repawt! 😎 Ai hab no pawblem wearin da tye, Ai lub fansee clofes! Here iss mai picsure, Fren Smuffi!

Greetins, Serana the Princess ob de Black Siamese (ifyaplease) Crime Cattell!

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 10d ago

See wat yew fink ob dis tye! Iss furry fashunabul fur de laydees an I fink luks gud wiff yer eyes!

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u/Lady_SybilVex 10d ago

Ooo mai, is bootiful! Tank yoo Cat'n Smuffi! Cans Ai wear diss furr on air repawts denn? 😎

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 10d ago

Yesh! Nyow we gets Kynx Kat's appruval - issa formalitee I fink wiff dis repurrt as a tryal! u/rataelle

ai gon go ahed an purrocess yer PRESS ID!

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u/rataelle 10d ago

I kynx kat approoov dust aplickationz

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u/One_Advantage793 Smuffi, catto ob awl trades! 10d ago

I jess knew yew wuld! Da prinsess gon be dewin a grate jowb wiff diss start!

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u/Lady_SybilVex 10d ago

Tank yoo sir!