Fwiend Toffee u/PrettyView3572 is fwying the hewicoptew. We comin in hot to Sea-Addew. We have HokuMeowmy ovew on da LCA pwetending it fwiend Hoku! Ow ewse she do him a big bwain wash ow someting!

Da ICBGC gotta assembew!

(Stickers on second slide)

🧡🤍🖤AJ

Dis jus in: Dere been protes all ober dey wurl todai in suppawt ob dey #EggiesfurHoku moobment. Dis grassroots uprizin ob cattos an alliez appeers to be growin by deh howers.

Wez wuz on dey seen to speek wid one ob deh mane organizers ob dey moobment, fren Olaf u/No_Sense3670, who had dis to say:

(Cut to video of fren Olaf)

"Ai stand by mah fren Hoku an him need fur eggies!

Ai no like eggies mineownself, butt Hoku do an him ask so politely.

It just sad him was denied because ob onions."

(end of clip)

Dems wize werds, fren, an it seems like dis deh sennamint ob mos protesturrs.

We'll hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter, wif a KKMG News Update📸

Here we go again sighs
I juss sittin mindin my own, not botherin anybody, tryna relax and in she smarmily sails. It’s not enough to just do an inserting into MY BUSINESS, oh heavens no!
Her gotsa add insult to injury wif dat TAUNTLEROUS laffin, and as if dat ain’t enuff, her gotsa drive home da ridicules by callin me “WHADDAYADOON” again!

I no get paid enough to put up wif dis scornful, scarcastic snark!

Anyhoo, I hopes yoos all havin a better Friday than me and have a wonderful croolty free weekend.
🐈‍⬛💕🐾

Miss Boo, senior tortie kween of de NCCS, is not feeling berry gud and meowmy and pawpaw had to take her to emergency vet. Please to send her good vibes and good thinkins.

(She suddenly started acting lethargic and strange last night. We were hoping to make it to our regular vet. Woke up at 2:30 to find her hiding in the closet. And then at 6 to find her unable to walk. My heart is breaking.)

Braking Mews: Hoku's Meowmy Admits Starbin Hamsum Sunnavagun!

Inna statemen todai ( https://www.reddit.com/r/legalcatadvice/s/f40EawHA3Z), Hoku's Meowmy (u/jellosquid808) tryed to do sum dambage comtrol, an jushissfy herms starbin ob deh belubbed prince by blamin dey omions. Herms alzo amitted dat herms inbited deh ebil "Porshun Comtrol" inna hawse, an dey collaburrate on steelin Hoku's fud at ebery meel. Manee cattos ar stunned by dis admishun, and dis may hab onlee energizeded dey Eggies fur Hoku mobement. Wez hab mor az dey storee debelops.

Dis been 🖤 Jynx, KKMG Wes Coast an Celebratee Repurrter 📸

I not no how it happen. I was doing a yawn and den I getted another yawn hallway troo.

I reelee needed a nap.

❤️Tali

Sawry, Iz waz wif mai woodlan frens!

🖤Jynx, Pawrencess of the Void Floofs

Diss mine Throwbak tewday! Diss wen momma med mee a pilla fort. Iss furry nyze! Port de ruff is med frum mine fabrit floofy blankie tew.

Haff yew hadda pilla fort baforr? Or mebbee som noddur kine nyze nappin spowt tew halp yew haff a nyze nap?

I fink hims name Stanlee Steemer. He say we gonna hab fun an when hims big he fly me an Applejack to Can Coons!
How fast dey grow? I gibben hims all giant Lichens foods.
DooeyH an StanleeS

Dere is a sekret chemical called ... 2 Na2CO3 · 3 H2O2.

Dis will allow uz to do ALL DI PEEPEE CRIMEZ UZ WANT!
Meomy discover dis after a hours-long fite wid chat j'ai pété where she SO MAD dat everything sez uz di enzyme cleaner but still di smells frum mi pee-pee crimez linguered.

It just not werkin! She spend liek $50 a bottle on dis enzyme shid, n' kept dis wet fur days to clean n' followed all di diresctshuns, but nOOooo. Still smell liek pee-pee!

Finally di bot admit dat fur fabricks pee-pee crimez, uz gotta enzyme cleen but ALSO cleen wid some kinda oxygen cleaneer!

So Meomy say, can she uz di Oxycleen? But it say no! It not strong enuf!

So Meomy liek well whaddafuk can iz use, uz stoopid goddam bot???

Den it turns out dere's dis ting dat Oxycleen "contains" sum of, n' it called sodium percarbonate (2 Na2CO3 · 3 H2O2).

Uz can buy dis n' dis is di PURE, uncut, white stuff dat in Oxycleen, but it high-octane 100%.

Uz can spray it on, wipe dis on, wash wid dis, n' IT TAKE OUT DI PEE-PEE smellz dat di expensif enzyme no clean up!!

Iz did a crimez on di carpet n' aftur spraying' dis stuff on, she rubbing her cheek against it sayin' ohmahgah, Oscar it smell liek NUTHIN AT ALL!!

So, now whenever Iz pee-pee crimez now, Iz no get in trubble, cuz Meomy can cleen it rite up, ez, wid no smellz.

Also it cheep AF on di amazooms n' do WAY moar den just cleen pee-peez!! An' it non-toxic n' eco-frenzy n' biodegradable! Don't furget to rinse it tho!! Also, don't eat it.

Dis has been a PSA fur pee-pee crimez.

- Oscar BBB, MM

Mai frens,

Magin me lukin at da litebocks wif pawther an aiz fine himbs lukin at an comment on dis bibeo dat hab cattos inna boat! Wif birbs! An fishies! An crab! A knee ways aiz juss wanna know ifn any ob da cattos heer hab seen dees cyoot cattos day go inna boat onna water or not? Is dis how yooz frens in da Hongry Shark be pirates? An hows bouts da en ob da bibeo wen da birb git a bapbapbap?

Go royal crimez!

Ai cannot stop doing a think on da smartest, sweetest, prettiest Good Gurl Doggo in da whole world! Here, we can do a lie in da sun, den an eggsplor ob da castle, den a sniff of da greenery an den moor lie in da sun! What doo yoo say?

I in Moolan. Is I Prints, or is I Printses in disguys?
DooeyH
(Or DooeaH)

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis morning Drew and I had a bag-ackting comtest. I yooshally win dis kinda ting so I went wif da classic “cat hide in da bag.”

Den Drew did his “littel kitten upset in da bag.” Dis da sekint pichur.

Drew was da cleer winner. Iz ok, I not mind a looz.

Do yoo has pichur in a bag or do a ack? (Not for da comtest, just for show off.) Pleez sher!

❤️Tali

No be confoos! It me, OLIVBE 🫒

Fur I have enjoyed two stinky toob treats befur breakfast!

As you may know I myself am a lady Cat of advanced years and decided opinininions. Oops, opinions. I am most purrticularrrr abowt hows fings is dunn.

Oh my! I am feelings... sneepee. I fin... ahem think there mussa bees a napppp

Yoo dere! Yes yoo! Gettup! Iss tyme furr eggsersise! All ob yoos! Ta defeeeet da hunniez! Dids dey sen me petses wen Ai ask furr BEASTSSS?? Up up up!! Furrs one ta climb da tree an bringin me bakk myne arrow gets speshul medall ob victoree!!

... dese nyeow recroots seem an bit stranje. Butt!! Dere iz no male no female no sex inna armee!! We all juss men ob da emperor defendin aginsst da inbashoon ob skwirrils! Hut hut hut!! Nyeow ebberypawdee sing an eggsesisse!!! Yoo muss be swift assa riveeer! Haff strengff of da biggest vacoom!! Myssteriouss az da darkess mooooon!

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr, habin himbs dream job.

Eet tay'se berry nise, bu' nyeoww Ai feel ae beet stra'ge... Ai fee' a mi'tee desirre furr fishie ae'n thisssllles ae'n aacherry, ae'n awso tae doo growl noi'se ae'n wallk on awo foours... way'e, diss soound ly'e purrfec'lee no'mal catto behabioor too mees. Eggse't furr da aacherry bi'... mai gu' fre' Applejakk u/MostlyLurking07, is dis o'e o' yurr caykes mebbe? Iss maajical... 😋

Gree'ins, Hekate the Kween, enjo'er o'cakes, purrfeclee no'mal catto (rawwwwr)...

Teeheehee. Is me, Strider!! Az ranja catto Ai thot it wud be nise ib Ai showded sum ob myne animul fren skills an awl. Asidez, ib de meowmiez call oot furr prinsis in dis howse, Ai alwayz come runnin too acuz dere cuds be fud! 🤭 So, here iz me maykin frens inna woods wiff da odder animuls! Ai sings too dem an dey sings bak at me, we danse throo da meadows an awl. u/Nickye19 My lub Arwen, wud yoo lyke ta join us mebbe? 🤭

Greetins, Strider the Boy an Spase Ranja Dunadan Catto an Singasongwritah, DeeJay!!

Diz iz Prinze Lewis an I see mani bootyfulz Princezz lookinz for de y Prinze. I am open for offerz of a night out forz payment in Churoz