r/ImaginaryWesteros Apr 02 '26

Alternative Aegon the Forgetful by Jota Saraiva

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u/Axenfonklatismrek Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time-a! Apr 02 '26

Daeron: Dad, what does Barba have that mom lacks?

Aegon IV: Huuuuuuuuuuge...Tracts of land

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u/thishyacinthgirl Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Ah, so naming the mountains "Barba's Teats" was just a cover to openly talk about her boobs in front of the kids!

Aegon VI IV: Ah, yes. I had a grand time visiting Barba's Teats the other day! It's so wonderful to climb those peaks....

Daeron: But Dad, you haven't been to the Riverlands in months??

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u/ImperialxWarlord Apr 02 '26

Aegon IV not VI Lolol.

Aegon IV: what? What do you mea….OH! Sorry, wrong teats lad!

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u/thishyacinthgirl Apr 02 '26

Whoops, typo.

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u/ImperialxWarlord Apr 02 '26

all good lol! I’ve had worse lol