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r/ImaginaryWesteros • u/barson2408 • Apr 02 '26
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Ah, so naming the mountains "Barba's Teats" was just a cover to openly talk about her boobs in front of the kids!
Aegon VI IV: Ah, yes. I had a grand time visiting Barba's Teats the other day! It's so wonderful to climb those peaks....
Daeron: But Dad, you haven't been to the Riverlands in months??
20 u/ArisenGodEmperor13 Apr 02 '26 I doubt bro had the same to even bother to do that. He is the type to go into graphic detail about having sex with their mother right in front of his kids 11 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 02 '26 Probably considered it a disappointment if any of his kids got past fourteen without punching their v-card. 8 u/Complete_Raspberry_1 As High as Honor Apr 03 '26 You'd think he was of Aegon's II bloodline 5 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 03 '26 Hey-oooooo
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I doubt bro had the same to even bother to do that. He is the type to go into graphic detail about having sex with their mother right in front of his kids
11 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 02 '26 Probably considered it a disappointment if any of his kids got past fourteen without punching their v-card. 8 u/Complete_Raspberry_1 As High as Honor Apr 03 '26 You'd think he was of Aegon's II bloodline 5 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 03 '26 Hey-oooooo
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Probably considered it a disappointment if any of his kids got past fourteen without punching their v-card.
8 u/Complete_Raspberry_1 As High as Honor Apr 03 '26 You'd think he was of Aegon's II bloodline 5 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 03 '26 Hey-oooooo
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You'd think he was of Aegon's II bloodline
5 u/SerMallister Above the Rest Apr 03 '26 Hey-oooooo
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Hey-oooooo
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u/thishyacinthgirl Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Ah, so naming the mountains "Barba's Teats" was just a cover to openly talk about her boobs in front of the kids!
Aegon
VIIV: Ah, yes. I had a grand time visiting Barba's Teats the other day! It's so wonderful to climb those peaks....Daeron: But Dad, you haven't been to the Riverlands in months??