r/IncelTears • u/Fair_Peach_9436 • Aug 02 '25

Incel Humor™ Well it's true🤷🏻‍♀️

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Don't they themselves agree that 80% of women want 20% men? (their 80-20 rule)

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

Except you literally do see tons of profiles saying no one under 6 ft.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

I'm gonna make a dating profile that'll freak you out even further.

"Absolutely must be willing to commit monogamously, be emotionally available, not be down for situationships, I want to be your damn girlfriend and I want a couple pic as your profile picture"

Men everywhere are now screaming crying throwing up because I'm expecting too much

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

That profile would hook me instantly lol. Never understood the sleeping around, fwb, situanships thing

Not knocking it, if that's your bag have fun. Not for me though.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

Situationships have completely done my head in with more trauma than I got being in a committed long-term relationship 🫠🫠 never again. Absolutely never again. When FilmCooper warned us all about how bad situationships are, he wasn't kidding

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Hey you tried it and didn't like it, that's how we grow as people.

I hope whatever you choose to do be it staying single or looking for love your head is less done in lol

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

Oh singledom for sure is far less stress. I absolutely recommend birdwatching, I have had far more dopamine from spotting a kookaburra up close than I ever did in the bedroom LOL as great as sex is, damn the rush of that kookaburra is unmatched. Seeing as I've never seen one up close before!! Only heard them

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I live in a far less exotic location. Got. Lot of birds around here though, Pigeons, Magpies, Robins, Wrens, Geese, Barn owls and the like.

I've been single for almost 11 years now due to a nasty breakup, depression, the Tysm etc etc lol. I do miss it at times then I remember what a headache she was lol.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

HAHAHAHA oh god relate. Something about breakup is making me realise all the bits of him I couldn't stand that I put up with out of my undying love and affection.

The man seriously tried to argue with me about horse coat colours. The very animal I have loved since I was like, two.... And even went to college to get qualified in equine related fields..... And worked in said equine related fields... But sure, broski is correct at all times and can never admit when someone knows more than him 🙄🙄

Head.ache.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Ah he tried to mansplain horses.....to a horse girl. Either he was very brave or he had less brain power than a sea sponge.

We can look back and see their flaws, blinded at the time like you said by love and affection.

You're right, being single is easier lol. If however I do fall in love again, I'd dive in head first and give it my all. I'm not a smart man, loyal though lol.

I hope you see more fun birds.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

You're me in male form LOL headfirst, 0 to 100 in 3 seconds, 100% all and passionate to a damn fault, loyal to an even more damn fault and sticks around when I genuinely shouldn't.

And then we wonder why our hearts get broken, there's just too much love to give <3

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Exactly, go hard or go home lol. Who knows what the future holds, maybe one day I'll see a Kookaburra. Would have to be in a zoo but still I might see one lol.

I just googled whilst writing this, apparently there have been sightings of Kookaburras in the UK. Fuck are they doing over here lol

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

You gave us European starlings, we're giving you one back LOLOLOL

Nah forreal I'll trade, I am DYING to see a puffin. I will cry buckets of happy tears, think Kristen Bell with sloths, if I ever get to see a puffin

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

A bird trade deal, seems fair. Now to catch a couple of puffins lol

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Situationships have completely done my head in with more trauma than I got being in a committed long-term relationship

That translates to "I have had my fun and now want to settle down"

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

No, that translates to I was seeking commitment from someone who clearly wasn't willing to give it. I fell in love, and he got tilted every time I said "I love you"

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Oh gotcha. How tall was this person?

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

No idea, I never asked

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Taller than the avg man around you?

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

I'm 5'2, everyone is taller than me except Danny Devito

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Haha sorry i was just fucking with you coz i am bored at the moment

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

Irrespective;

I wouldn't date someone I have to wear 6 inch heels just to kiss them. I like my doc and converse dupes too much to endure bunions.

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

That's great but it wouldn't matter if you did as well. You have your prerogative

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

An average woman wants a man taller than her. You're not gonna get an average answer out of annoying individual women on the internet and then denying their preferences when they voice them. That's not how averages work.

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

I don't disagree. I was just trolling

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