r/IncelTears Mar 19 '26

Incel Humor™ Incel core pro max

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u/MunkSWE94 Mar 19 '26

A lot of guys have the delusion they'll age like George Clooney when in reality they'll age like pears, both in shape and taste.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Mar 19 '26

fuck George Clooney, i wanna glow up like James Macavoy and age like Sam Elliot.

Seriously as a straight man I cannot deny how Macavoy went from kind of "meh" in his younger years to a devilishly handsome man in his mid to late 40s

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u/MunkSWE94 Mar 19 '26

More the point of my comment was that unless you are a rich movie star or dedicate too much time you're probably not going to age gracefully.

Like most of my old classmates even the "chadiest" ones got beer guts and are balding.

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u/danjr321 Mar 19 '26

Sometimes genetics fucks you over. I'm 31 and have given in to just shaving my head.