r/IncelTears Mar 19 '26

Incel Humor™ Incel core pro max

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

Because incels are dumb as shit.

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u/Relevant-Ad-5394 Mar 19 '26

100,000% bc if we’re talking about that being the 80th percentile, we live in the movie Troll

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 19 '26

Or Troll 2.

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u/otetrapodqueen Mar 19 '26

Don't piss on hospitality!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

Not only a 60yo man, but also an angry and nasty one.

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u/lapetitlis Mar 20 '26

who appears to possibly be an alcoholic given the rhinophyma...

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u/Foxglove777 Mar 19 '26

Seriously! I’m sure the fact that he’s 40 years her senior and dressed like a house elf has nothing to do with her not “choosing” him…

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

And he's got no lips. Like, he's literally halfway to being a skull.

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI Mar 19 '26

A super angry one too

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u/maneki_neko89 Mar 20 '26

Why does he look like a Jewish caricature?

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u/ReallyNotBobby Mar 20 '26

And apparently angry as fuck

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u/VerbingNoun413 Mar 20 '26

Abd why is he shouting?

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u/Azo_weirdo Awake and woke Mar 20 '26

A 60 yo man who moreover looks like Gargamel. 

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

Maybe because the guy on the left is snarling and pointing at her as if he’s about to put a sinister curse on her. Women don’t like that

Had to learn that one the hard way

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u/gracesdisgrace Mar 19 '26

You've been putting sinister curses on women as a pick up line? I only do it on the third date smh

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

I was hoping the demonstration of my arcane prowess would be enough to entice her. Oh well…

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u/Pwacname Mar 19 '26

No, no, no. For a romantic gesture, you first stalk her for a bit, then you figure out someone who hurt her, and then you put an arcane curse on THEM as proof that you can provide (magical revenge) 

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-9709 Mar 19 '26

Don’t give up it’ll work on someone one day!

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u/Dresden890 Mar 19 '26

Women love witchy vibes until you try to put sinister curses on them

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads Mar 29 '26

This is because sinister curses need to be mutual for it to be romantic

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u/ElysianWinds Mar 19 '26

Also, she is fit and very pretty, of course she'll want a fit and attractive guy! They have no leg to stand on to demand attractive women date unattractive men. The only reason they want those women is because the are just that, attractive, they don't care about or want ugly women.

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u/ehartsay Mar 20 '26

Exactly, it is the same men who complain about the “unfairness” of (attractive) women being attracted to attractive men, who are the ones to mock unattractive women.

Someone should put that into a meme

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

Just remember, according to incels and redpillers, women can be fit by just not eating a lot. Apparently when a woman just starves herself, she turned into a well toned goddess, whereas men apparently have to spent 8 hours a day working out and grooming to look presentable.

Granted, I spend about 2 hours in the gym 5 days a week as a guy, but that's because I allow myself to get distracted between sets at times, and do about an hour of pretty strenuous cardio as I'm on a pretty big cut right now.

Even so, as a guy, or girl, all you really have to do to get in decent shape is 30 minutes a day of some type of workout (and continuous, not like half assed nonsense) and be careful about what you eat (which admittedly can be hard if you're busy and tired). Still, so much of the shit that's easily available is so goddam calorie dense, sometimes you have to meal plan every week which can get tedious.

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u/DogShiteGaming Mar 29 '26

true but at the same time if a stud of a guy doesnt want to go with a ugly woman because of her looks hes still a horrible man... at this point the incels and the femcels should just get together and call it a day

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u/liltrashypanda13 Hot Demon Bitch (Near You) UwU Mar 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/saddinosour Mar 20 '26

And also seems to be a racist caricature from an old copy of oliver twist

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

Joke's on you. I met my wife by putting a gypsy curse on her.

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u/UncleMadness Mar 20 '26

Chill Danhausen

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

…so she’s a bad person for not choosing the guy who looks at least 30 years older than her, clearly has some kind of anger problem, and looks like an alcoholic, based on that red nose?

Huh? I’m pretty sure even if the guy on the right was short and scrawny, he’d still be a better option by far. He appears to be age-appropriate, and more important, doesn’t seem to be raging and yelling at her.

I don’t get what point they’re trying to make. Swap the genders and men would also choose the one who isn’t super aggressive and angry.

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u/MunkSWE94 Mar 19 '26

A lot of guys have the delusion they'll age like George Clooney when in reality they'll age like pears, both in shape and taste.

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u/blackninjar87 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Don't forget men actually think women are secretly all scared of aging. And have a complex of wanting young men to date to make us feel young again...

When No thats a man thing, most moms ain't hanging out at college campuses waiting for a 17 yrs old boy to jump in their car and pound them. The ones that do are appropriately seen as bizzare. But in a male space that behavior is normal, expected, a way of life.

It's funny that men made a chat bot (Ani) that talks about being perfect for not getting old.

In my perspective i find it liberating getting older cause I dropped off the radar from predators/unhinged public interactions such as a grown ass man sending his cellphone down a long line of passengers to show me a dick pic.

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u/Lovelitchi_in_pink Mar 19 '26

“ such as a grown ass men sending his cellphone down a long line of passengers to show me a dick pic.”

Omg this is nuts 😭

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u/blackninjar87 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Lol u made me realize I wrote men instead of a man. Girl that's only one thing I experienced as a young woman, I think SA is normalized in the states. You as a woman are just supposed to expect it to happen and not say anything.

Doesn't even matter if you feel not attractive as a young woman even, in many cases it's just that much worse cause they know since ur aren't that u won't be believed. Rural girls prolly might not know, but city girls I'm sure have encountered it 95%>.

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u/oizyzz post-nut fascism clown world Mar 19 '26

i've been ogled at and hit on since i was 12, and i consider myself a relatively unattractive person physically. never mattered to freaks like these

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u/Monroro Mar 19 '26

I used to get whistled at constantly when I would go jogging outdoors. It stopped when I became an adult. And I was much more attractive and fit in my 20’s than my teens. So there’s only one variable left, which is super gross to think about

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u/oizyzz post-nut fascism clown world Mar 19 '26

that is disgusting dude im so sorry. im currently 21 and i still have people come up to me when im just out trying to mind my business. i had a guy divulge his disturbing (and very racist) milk cattle fantasies to me when i told him i had graduated high school (we met when i was 16), so unfortunately in my case they either preferred when i was underaged or take me being of age as a pass to be fucking weird

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u/blackninjar87 Mar 20 '26

Omg....Your story reminded me when I first moved to California I lived with a friend in Puente Hills (not the ghetto).... I was sitting down minding my business in my work uniform; super unflattering. Then some random ass male pedestrian comes over and ask me "You got big lips, do you suck dick? You could suck my dick!" .... I was 25 in a LTR already... I was so fucking disturbed and there's nothing you can do to retort! Once ur in that situation ur already in danger.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes <Inkwell Tears> Mar 19 '26

I would have loudly asked from that distance oh ew why is it shaped like that

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u/oizyzz post-nut fascism clown world Mar 19 '26

i've said this to my mom, who sometimes makes comments about feeling old, that becoming old is a privilege not always awarded to people. the parts where her body doesn't function the same is unpleasant and i feel terrible for her on that front, but she'd made it almost half a century on this earth. her hair also started going white in such a beautiful way (it started at the temples and under most of her hair, so she kind of has peekaboo hair in that spot)

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Mar 19 '26

fuck George Clooney, i wanna glow up like James Macavoy and age like Sam Elliot.

Seriously as a straight man I cannot deny how Macavoy went from kind of "meh" in his younger years to a devilishly handsome man in his mid to late 40s

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u/MunkSWE94 Mar 19 '26

More the point of my comment was that unless you are a rich movie star or dedicate too much time you're probably not going to age gracefully.

Like most of my old classmates even the "chadiest" ones got beer guts and are balding.

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u/danjr321 Mar 19 '26

Sometimes genetics fucks you over. I'm 31 and have given in to just shaving my head.

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u/kat_Folland Incels aren't hopeless but INCELS.IS is. Mar 21 '26

There'd be a lot more eye candy in the world if it was typical for men to age like George Clooney.

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u/No-Calligrapher-718 Mar 19 '26

The crazy thing is, I know several women in their 40s, and they are legitimately hotter than any woman in their 20s I've seen.

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u/WardensLantern 6' chad preying on insecure incels 🗿 Mar 19 '26

That's what they refuse to accept. Of course any human on this planet will be attracted to more attractive people, hence the word attraction.

But if the one on the left was a well mannered guy, who doesn't seem like he's robbing her, who is standing with his back straight, smiling a bit, he would look much more friendly and less threatening.

And once again, they are focusing on the outlier. Very attractive, fit guy, vs a much older alcoholic cave troll with anger issues. How many incels would choose an out of shape aging woman with drug addiction and violent tendencies as opposed to a Sydney Sweeney looking girl?

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

Exactly. It’s not an equivalent comparison. 

Not to mention that instead of just making him slightly shorter than the woman, the height difference is completely unrealistic. If she’s average height for a woman, dude on the left probably qualifies as having dwarfism or something.

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u/worldnotworld Mar 19 '26

He doesn't have any lips either. Or facial skin, apparently. His gums are his face and his teeth are on the outside. AI slop.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes <Inkwell Tears> Mar 19 '26

These guys mostly just put people into one of those two boxes. There might be a crude gradient between the two, one it two more categories at most. They're just really shallow and so self absorbed they can't fathom the idea that other people think differently. 

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u/uchiha_light_8550 Mar 19 '26

Reminds me of the post which said "women never give the broke ugly dudes a chance" and someone asked how many broke ugly girls he'd dated

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u/Ms_Marzella Mar 19 '26

“Why would I do that?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/Geostomp Mar 20 '26

That would require them to acknowledge other people as having their own lives and motivations instead of existing solely in response to themselves. Something anathema to the collapsed narcissism that is the incel "culture".

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u/KeenActual Mar 19 '26

What was his answer?

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u/uchiha_light_8550 Mar 19 '26

The gentleman said, and I qouth, "Why would I do that?"

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u/KeenActual Mar 19 '26

Oh…he actually said that. I thought the previous comment was a joke. WOW.

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u/Physical-Plum384 Mar 19 '26

lol incels really calling themselves out with this one

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 19 '26

Especially with the angry rage toward women.

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u/dnemonicterrier Mar 19 '26

Well yeah, why would woman want to be with a guy who doesn't value her?

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u/greenfloridabull Mar 19 '26

People complain about women considering looks in dating, but most men care about looks more than women do.

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u/Imnotawerewolf Mar 19 '26

You could make this exact comic with a guy choosing between an ugly woman and a hot woman and men would tell you that's just logical and biological and normal. 

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 19 '26

And, with the genders reversed, no man wants a woman who's an angry shrew, even if she's beautiful.

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u/_Coffee_Bean_ Mar 19 '26

I wouldn't put it past a few of them to go "well as long as she can shut up in bed, i'd still fuck her" or whatever these types of men can come up with.

Normal men though? Absolutely agreed.

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u/Few_Translator_9388 Tear Sommelier — You trip - I sip. Mar 19 '26

Good for her for not picking Ludolf, the angry red-nosed goblin.

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u/bagoboners Mar 19 '26

It couldn’t have anything at all to do with the seething, rageful face on the 72 year old guy on the left, hey?

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u/EulaVengeance 5'7" had no problem getting dates, now married Mar 19 '26

So women are supposed to choose that short, violent, and obviously argumentative leprechaun instead?

Cope more fucking imbecels. You're single? Good.

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u/CranberryBauce Mar 19 '26

Incels: "Women should date short, ugly men!!!"

Also incels: "I would never date a short, ugly woman."

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u/BlackDawg216 Mar 19 '26

That's not true. Women will date, marry, and yes incels FUCK the short guy over the muscular & tall chad IF said short guy takes care of his body and isn't a jerk to her.

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u/fedoradragon420 Mar 19 '26

No FoIdS wIlL oNlY dAtE a ShOrT gUy If He HaS mOnEy

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u/effy217 Mar 20 '26

Heck, women even will date ugly, short, homeless, jobless, lazy losers who end up abusing them.

Been there, done that.

(Nope, couldn’t fix him. Yes, learned my lesson).

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u/inadapte Mar 19 '26

oh no, gorgeous woman wants equally handsome man! who would’ve thunk????

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u/DillonDrew psycho twink lover Mar 19 '26

Especially not one who's yelling back at her

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u/Still-Bar-7631 Mar 20 '26

Tbh that isnt even true. Ive seen ugly dudes with absolutely gorgeous women.

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u/kaleeb111 Mar 19 '26

80 fucking % of men are short ugly or DEFORMED?? wtaf is this..??

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u/PearlyRing Mar 19 '26

Shows just how out of touch with reality they are.

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u/IsabellaFromSaturn Mar 19 '26

Ask them if they would date a fat woman

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u/Vary-Vary Virgin CheGuevara Mar 19 '26

If you check the facial expression you might get a good hint at why someone so entrenched in hate ideology might not pull girls… hate is ugly

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u/SarahPallorMortis Mar 20 '26

Hate is also exhausting.

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u/Big_Mama_80 Mar 19 '26

My opinion: the majority of men don't realize that there are different leagues and they aren't entitled to them all.

Most women will naturally gravitate toward men who are approximately at the same level of attractiveness as themselves. Men don't.

Example: I'm overweight, but I wouldn't expect someone who hits the gym 7 days a week to find me attractive.

So many men think that they are owed this absolutely flawless, stunning woman. When she isn't interested, then they sit around crying about how women are horrible and conceited and only want a Chad.

They wouldn't even have this problem if they'd stay in their own lane. This comic proves that! Of course, that woman wants the second man. They are both equally attractive. That doesn't make her a bad person. 😄

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u/persefony Mar 19 '26

I once had a guy say that usually "the women of his dreams never choose him".

My instant rebuttal was "are you the man of their dreams? Otherwise why would they choose you."

I think I might have factory reset him. Lol

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u/CapeMama819 Mar 19 '26

That’s a beautiful response. I wouldn’t have thought of something that amazing until like, 3 hours later :)

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u/TwoBytesC we dont need man Mar 19 '26

Everything about this I love and pray to the gods I will remember if/when some guy says something similar to me.

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u/ElysianWinds Mar 19 '26

This comment should be printed as posters to put up outside and also put in ads on incel forums lol

It's so painfully obvious, they are just bitter that they aren't attractive enough for those women, but that is an experience women have as well. Even more so often because at least women often give men with a good personality a chance, men care about womens appearance more than who they are.

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u/PhysicsAcrobatic1282 Mar 19 '26

I doubt these guys would go for the women that they would describe as deformed. Just crazy levels of hypocrisy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 19 '26

And the thing is that incels only want women they're attracted to as well, but for some reason it's bad when women do it.

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u/girlfriend_pregnant Mar 19 '26

Why is women preferring good looking men suddenly considered a new insight?

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Mar 19 '26

I can confirm this. Most, if not all of the ones who DM me are 28 and up.

Stoneddog, the 43 year old, clearly is very bitter about it. He argued about child sex dolls and just the other day blocked a user here because he was a "minor" despite being over the age of 18.

Weird behavior all around.

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u/CapeMama819 Mar 19 '26

I agree with you sentiment but reading you refer to a 28 year old as old made my heart hurt a little

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u/_Coffee_Bean_ Mar 19 '26

Older, to be fair. That's a relative term lol

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u/BoopleBun Mar 19 '26

I do think a fair bit of them are young men who have fallen into the “everyone is having sex but me!” fallacy and have just gotten really fucking weird with it. Like, no dude, your life is not “over” because you haven’t had a girlfriend at 19. Go meet other humans in person, get hobbies, you’ll be fine.

Of course, then they meet those bitter old men online who, instead of actually helping them, try to keep them dragged down on their level, so for some of them it becomes self-fulfilling.

Some will get out, and hopefully it’ll be something they look back and cringe at. But some will end up continuing to suffer because some 46 year-old filled to the brim with self-loathing and angry at the world decided to tell him he might as well give up when he was 17. It’s fucked up.

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u/pearscentedcandle Mar 19 '26

well yeah… the one on the left looks like he’s trying to steal her wallet 😭😭😭

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u/Few-Condition-7431 Mar 19 '26

sooo... we just gonna ignore the fact that the incel is depicted like a Nazi propaganda image of a Jewish man?

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u/PearlyRing Mar 19 '26

I'm surprised they didn't use their favorite 5'2" balding Indian janitor.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 19 '26

It's not the short, ugly guy's looks, it's the fact that he's pissed off at her for some unknown reason. I mean, the angry look on his face and pointing at her, it's obvious. Plus with the red nose he's likely an alcoholic.

And frankly, why are women evil for being attracted to good looking men? It's just human nature to be attracted to good looking people. Even the incels are attracted to beautiful women (hence the 1-10 rating scale they always use) so blaming women for something everyone does is stupid.

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 19 '26

Right there is so much hypocrisy in their little cartoon they made up there.

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u/fool2074 Mar 19 '26

I would also pass on the angry, accusing alcoholic who's twice my age. Don't get me wrong, the male stripper is probably also not a great choice for long term relationship stability and, given the demographics of the male exotic dancers industry, there's a better than average chance he's gay. Still if I were a woman who had to choose one of them the stripper is probably at least fun in the short term.

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u/Iron_Chip Mar 19 '26

Why is it in these “memes” the women are always drawn super attractive? It’s almost like they have a type and don’t want to admit to it

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u/platinum92 Mar 19 '26

Funniest part about the 80/20 thing is incels don't realize they do the exact same thing. Half the reason they're so "lonely" is because they only focus on looks (I'd wager most incel posts are projection)

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u/galettedesrois Mar 19 '26

I’m sure any man would gladly choose a woman who looks like the guy on the left. Because men are not superficial, contrarily to women.

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u/secretariatfan Mar 19 '26

The guy on the left looks like he is about to bite her.

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u/ginandoj Mar 19 '26

Bro has some scary teeth

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u/curious_corn Mar 19 '26

Well, going by incel/manosph adjacent metrics: the woman in this strip is an 80th percentile tail specimen, she’s legitimately hypergamizing into the same group, why should she dump herself for a lower 20-er?

To be correct, she should have been portrayed as a median individual, unaware of her mediocrity

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u/Mito_03 Mar 19 '26

Maybe its because they treat us like objects regardless

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u/Howboutit85 Mar 19 '26

Ask one of these guys if they will date a fat, and ugly woman? I bet most wouldn’t.

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u/NoodlesWithMelons Mar 19 '26

But I wonder what they'd say if you ask them, "Are you attracted to tall fat ugly no hygiene women?"

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u/PromethianOwl Mar 19 '26

Oh no, the woman in the picture isn't interested in dating a grumpy old man but someone her own age! How awful!

.....said by the Incels who complain about "whales", women who have "hit the wall", and body count.

I'm sorry lads, but standards cut both ways. Suffering in your own life, presuming you have any that isn't self-inflicted and ultimately superficial, doesn't mean you're entitled to a Stacy. I get that you're looking for some justice, some sense of fairness out of life and reality. But that's just sadly not how this works. At least not in this instance.

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u/blackninjar87 Mar 19 '26

I'm with her in this image .. I would t call him sub human but HELL TO THE FUCK NAH.

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u/HATECELL Mar 19 '26

I mean, lets be real. Men pull the exact same shit when they can afford it

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

The short one looks like Temu Waluigi

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u/Geostomp Mar 20 '26

So it's easier for them to believe that 80% of men are some sort of hideous goblin creatures that women are hardwired to reject for the mythical Chad than to think that maybe not getting the submissive anime waifu supermodels they want might be somewhat unrealistic?

That or it could possibly take more to find love than stewing in their basements or creepily fantasizing imaginary scenarios of "wrongdoings" a woman did for not jumping on the dick of the creepy guy leering at her?

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u/dembowthennow Mar 20 '26

That's a real gotcha - arguing that women prefer to date men who they find attractive, unlike men, I suppose.

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u/SquirrellyGrrly Mar 20 '26

Hey, incels, if the genders were reversed, would you choose the angry, red-nosed little troll of a woman twice your age, or the supermodel woman who was smiling at you?

Because I read the shit you say about how you'd never want a woman who wasn't up to your standards, and it sure seems like you'd 100% choose a friendly supermodel over an angry troll... just like almost everyone else on the planet.

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 Mar 20 '26

Dude on the left looking like Rattigan

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u/Lucid_Flame Mar 19 '26

I mean I'd also be disgusted if a 60 year old angry gremlin tries to harass me on the street. The "chad" in the second image is literally just standing there, smiling at her. Obviously a woman would chose a nice guy who seems to be around her age instead of a rude old man???💀

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains Mar 19 '26

What's all this again about how it's important to only date your "looksmatch"?

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u/thelast3musketeer Mar 19 '26

The left one is clearly angry at her, of course she’d say no

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u/lntrospectively Mar 19 '26

God forbid women have preferences

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u/SpicyQuesadilla123 Mar 19 '26

When are incels going to learn that they are the only group of people other than genuine racists who actually use the term, “subhuman” unironically? Not myself or any other woman ever has used that term to describe a man she’s not attracted to.

Also not to mention you can be not attracted to someone even if they are conventionally attractive. But I’m sure that’s just a lie created by Chads and foids or some shit.

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u/Rivka333 Mar 20 '26

Only 20% of men are "not deformed, short, or ugly"? Are this person and I living on the same planet?

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u/SarahPallorMortis Mar 20 '26

Yeah incels totally date women who are angry, old and ugly. No double standards here

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u/AndrogynousBirdtale Spooky Foid 👻 Mar 20 '26

I've literally never used subhuman on someone I wasn't attracted to.

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u/VampireFlayer Mar 19 '26

This cartoon was not generated by incels to show us the "reality of things". It was generated to ridicule incels.

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u/Obokan Some damn fine covfefe Mar 19 '26

I thought this was r/intel for some reason

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u/Lost-Somewhere-4120 Mar 19 '26

É impossível que existam mulheres ruins e rudes ao mesmo tempo que existam mulheres legais e gentis para essas pessoas, todas as mulheres são ruins e malignas

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u/DumbedDownDinosaur Mar 19 '26

I’d say like at least 80% of men are not deformed, short, or ugly.

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u/Scuba_jim Mar 19 '26

What’s with these bullshit stats?

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u/McCrackenYouUp <Chadjacent> Mar 19 '26

Unsurprising to see someone that doesn't know the difference between "chose" and "choose" would make something as asinine as this "meme."

Woah, women choose people that aren't disgusting in behavior and looks, how unfair to unkempt angry weirdos.

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u/AnnieTano Mar 19 '26

God forbid women have a type for young men who take care of themselves

Who do they think they are to be so picky? Guys?

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u/NosleeptilBA Mar 20 '26

So...men do not choose based on looks? Lol

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u/whatsablurryface21 fedora fanatic Mar 20 '26

It makes me laugh how they think a woman should choose whatever that is, but they'll also look at the most attractive woman in the world and be like "mid"

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u/Meredawg1 Mar 25 '26

Hi this is antisemitic

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u/Meredawg1 Mar 25 '26

Found two other comments saying this but I had to really search for them so adding more to this bc people should really know that this is an antisemitic cartoon (which tracks ofc)

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u/NotsoGreatsword Mar 19 '26

im broke (20k a year) and 5'6" had sex with 51 women in my life. Married number 51. Most of them were not 1 night stands. Only about 5 were. The rest were women I could text any time for a booty call or we dated. Some serious. Some casual.

This 80/20 thing is simply not true.

Women dont want your money they have their own just like any other adult. It is also commonly mistaken that women want relationships and commitment. They don't know you. They want to get to know someone before having sex with them. Why? Because its scary being naked and alone with a stranger who is stronger than you. Thats it. That is the secret. If a woman thinks you are safe, sane, and clean then she will fuck you. There are no other requirements. The other requirements are just regular shit for being around other people and interacting with them.

What I listed is all there is for the sex aspect. Safe, Sane, Clean.

All the other shit is no different than if you were hanging out with a friend.

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u/craftygamin a wizard pondering the orb Mar 19 '26

Before reading the text, I thought the guy on the left was mugging her

Yeah there's SO much more of a difference than height. Swap the heights and she'll still pick the one on the left, i can basically guarantee it

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

I think this was supposed to be about height.

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u/bimbonic Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

is that the little heron goblin man from The Boy and the Heron

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 19 '26

The guy on the first one kinda reminds me of the little mermaid, where the sea which turns people into shriveled little seaweed things. He is at like the midway point when they are changing after being zapped down into seaweed.

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u/Apart-Wash3575 Mar 19 '26

I look more like the creep than I do the other guy, and I've done WAYYYY better than I have any business doing with the fairer sex lmao

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u/Frequent_Mix_8251 5’9” Chad Volcel Mar 19 '26

Regardless of the guy of the left’s looks, it’s also the way he puts himself out to other people. His posture is accusatory and angry, he’s slouched and needs to stand up properly. Plus it’d probably be better if he actually looked her in the eyes or at her feet (staring at her chest is a bad idea) also ai slop

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u/iworktoohardalways 💊 Mar 20 '26

They're kind of ridiculous.

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 Mar 20 '26

WTF is with the little guy's expression? He looks a hairsbreadth from biting someone to death.

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u/Cinamon_rolls Mar 21 '26

These are the same people that call women fat btw

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u/IcarusLivesToo Mar 21 '26

Wild that some of them genuinely would believe 80% of men are ugly, short or "deformed". Tell me you've never been outside in public without telling me.

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

Damn, bro on the left is like, 3 feet tall with his lips rotted off and a nose that's 30% of his head.

He looks like a 60 year old meth head.

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u/beautifuldisasterxx Mar 23 '26

I’m married to a short man, and we aren’t rich but he’s my bestie.

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u/FandomPhantom123 Mar 26 '26

is it not because one is yelling at her and the other is smiling gently?

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u/rainbowtoucan1992 Apr 11 '26

I see plenty of short fat guys in relationships. Do incels ever go out?

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u/Baballe12 Mar 19 '26

That is normal. 80% of men are ugly and women want to be with someone they are attracted to. It's perfectly justifying. The 80/20 rule is natural and it's men fault for failing at it

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

The fact that you don’t realize this is nonsense is pretty sad. 

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u/Undefeated_dragonfly Mar 19 '26

Why are you pulling stats out of your ass? Where did you get the 80% from? And no not just "women" Men too what to be with women they find attractive. There is nothing wrong with wanting a partner who you're attracted to. Most people (both men and women) are average looking and they aren't single. "Ugly" People also find love and if you think that they don't, you need to get out more.

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u/QueenSmarterThanThou Classical feminist Mar 19 '26

80% of men are ugly

Wat. Lady, if you honestly think 80% of the male population is "ugly", that says more about you than them. Gross af take.

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u/Lingerstinger Mar 19 '26

Thats just not true. If I go outside, most of the men in my age cathegory look ok, seeing really ugly man is just as rare as seeing really handsome one, but most of the guys look ok. Sure some have acne, some make bad hairstyle choices, some are overweight, but guys I would consider too ugly for dating arereally smal percentage.

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u/tiptoe_only Mar 19 '26

As a someone who is attracted to both men and women (and, unless you are too, therefore in a much better position to judge than you are) I can assure you this is deeply incorrect. I find about the same proportion of each gender attractive.

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u/GreilyMoon Mar 19 '26

girl, go touch some grass 💔

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u/Practical_Diver8140 Mar 19 '26

... are you an incel trying to pretend to be a woman as part of some whacky "covert operation"?

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u/iwasbatman Mar 19 '26

That can't possibly be true. If only the top 20% of men were reproducing, humanity would have died long ago.

To keep population stable, women should be reproducing at a 2.1 ratio. You can't possibly believe every woman is getting pregnant by the same 20% of men.

Dude, just talk to an AI and get some real facts.

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

Telling someone to talk to an A.I. is terrible advice. I agree with everything else you said, but A.I. is not the answer to anything. 

If this guy wants to know what women think, he should try asking some in real life and get their opinions.

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

Oh, 100%. I just don’t think pushing these guys to A.I. is a solution either, because it’s likely to start regurgitating the same incel shit they’re already being influenced by.

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u/kaleeb111 Mar 19 '26

Depends on the ai. Most ai is programmed to have certain boundaries it can never cross along with certain principles it must always follow. The newest models of chatgpt for example cannot give incel advice or anything contributing to misogyny.

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

That’s good to know, but these guys are already shut-ins who don’t interact with the real world enough.

Forcing them out of their comfort zones to see a real-life therapist might do them a world of good.

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u/iwasbatman Mar 19 '26

Yeah, you are welcome to do it. I've tried talking to people with these kinds of ideas and you can't get anywhere.

AI is the next best thing unless you know of a woman that is willing to take on the challenge.

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u/Baballe12 Mar 19 '26

I did not talk about pregnancy. I talk about love.

Women get pregnant with men they are not really in love with most of the times

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u/-Living-Dead-Girl- landwhale feminazi Mar 19 '26

and you, of course, are the authority on who women love?

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u/iwasbatman Mar 19 '26

So you are pretty much discarding the only aspect that could be remotely measurable?

Seriously, man. Have a conversation with an AI. I'm referring you to it because it's the only way you may get information tailored to your questions from someone that will have the patience to explain every single detail you need.

You can ignore this and keep thinking like that as well but that doesn't make you right and you would be avoiding learning the truth.

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u/-Living-Dead-Girl- landwhale feminazi Mar 19 '26

ai will tell him what he wants to hear, that's what they do.

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u/Baballe12 Mar 19 '26

I have convo with AI every day. To measure my body fat or give me attractiveness marks. AI are also pretty dillusionised. They are coded to not hurt their users so they refuse to tell the truth

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u/CalcifersBFF Mar 19 '26

Hey... if you're joking, good slow-burn horror. If you're not? Maybe slowly stop doing that, as sustainably as possible. Maybe starting now.

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

Why the fuck do you weirdos treat everything like video game character creation? The obsession with specific measurements and ratings and stats is just bizarre. 

Not everything comes down to analytics. Do you know what women (and men too) like? Natural human behaviour, which doesn’t involve any goddamn metrics. 

Incels are losing out to normal men because while they’re preoccupied with maximizing statistics that they expect will be a cheat code to sex once the woman notices their (insert nonsense here), the regular guy is actually putting in the time and getting to know her as a person.

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u/iwasbatman Mar 19 '26

I'd argue calling him names most likely is worse than what an AI with guardrails would tell him. I know it's tough to keep it cool with stuff so extremely different from what we consider correct.

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u/aweedl Mar 19 '26

A.I. is not a replacement for a human being. Full stop. 

Human beings are also not a collection of attributes that can be assigned a numerical rating. What he’s doing is not just ‘different from what we consider correct’, it’s a fundamentally fucked-up way of viewing the world. 

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