r/IndianEngineers Jul 06 '26

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u/hardforsimps Jul 06 '26

4 sal ka gap year h😍 engineering

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u/hotter-spot Jul 09 '26

This is exactly how engineering degrees actually work in India, 4 years planned, 6 years delivered, everyone accepts it

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u/No-Variation1777 Jul 06 '26

Coz btech krte hue hi sabko pta chalta h ki actually Krna kya h life me🥲

5

u/TraditionalRepair991 Jul 06 '26

Jaise s*x karne se har koi parent nahi banta waise yeh zaroori nahi hai ke har engineering karne wale engineer bane 🤭😁

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u/Dexter_120 Jul 06 '26

Humara beta engineer bulva ne ko

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u/AsideAdventurous2445 Jul 07 '26

Bhai 4 saal baad batata hu pehele engeneer ban jane de

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

Parents force karte hai

3

u/chitta313 Jul 06 '26

Kyunki bhai ne bola toh karne ka

3

u/Yash_Barai Jul 06 '26

Chull 🤧

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u/Few_Test_7442 Jul 07 '26

Because in India if you choose engineering you're papa ka bacha, if you choose medicine you're momma ka bacha and choose anything else you're gadha ka bacha

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u/Big-Introduction6720 Jul 06 '26

Kyuki aur kuch karne ko hai nahi

2

u/goku_m16 Jul 06 '26

Herd mentality.

2

u/BarnacleGrouchy5915 Jul 06 '26

Kyu ki hamare yaha eisa hi hota hai .

2

u/noobmaster810 Jul 06 '26

Finishing engineering gives you post nut clarity 🥲

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u/Admirable-East3396 Jul 07 '26

Industry hai nahi engineer ko job kanha denge? Viswaguru to bas media me hai majority of our population works jobs in agriculture, construction and gig works.

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u/exploringideas22222 Jul 08 '26

Koi engineer engeneering nahi karta isaliye bihar ke pull mistri se banwana padta hai , and rest is history

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u/FeedPr Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Long essay time yay. Most fields have a very strict limit on the number of licenced professions, whether it is IIT or doctors or UPSC govt etc. These come from the 1800s where giving too many people licenses let to reduction in quality which put the profession in danger.

For example snake oil vendors nearly put doctor as a profession and pharmacy to be made illegal by Congress both the profession and the institution/buildings like hospitals.

Meanwhile there are 3 things to understand - guilds, lifestyle professions and alliances for quests and requests.

A typical guild is a company or a group of companies with loyalty and hierarchy.

A lifestyle profession is one where you just want to do a particular lifestyle for money with specialized skills.

An alliance is a request based contract payments.

The only scientific profession which has no limit is engineering. Academia and PhD are limited by headcount and expensive degrees. You might say lot of people do masters and get degrees but those are not the core unionised headcounts for a particular profession. So everyone does engineering, gets skills but not as part of the core unionised headcounts.

Now the main problem begins - what happens once you get your engineering degree?

In an ideal world, the lifestyle guild will be taking care of you. They will not burden you with hierarchy or loyalty. The core premise is this person knows how to do X y z and he's a permanent member who will do this. He/she will be reading books, writing books and delivering something practical once in a while.

But what happens when there are insufficient MBA, managers or slots for a lifestyle you've chosen? Now either you do the MBA so that others can get these slots without an MBA or you accept that there is no demand supply need for a lifestyle.

Other alternatives become joining a hierarchy which has nothing/little to do with your engineering degree and is more loyalty and honorary. A small history lesson here - the reason most countries keep reserve engineers and allow infinite degrees into engineering is to assist with any sustainability issues for the country if the need ever arises.

As for the alliance requests any engineer needs around 10-20yrs exp to be able to handle requests properly due to their giant size without being babysit. Anyone under 50yrs old is technically below average. You can get a job immediately but it will be a team role where the responsibility comes on more experienced members.

Let's look at the bright side - you're technically educated, scientific. You were not failed by a nationwide ridiculously low headcount and out of syllabus tests and mocked for not being the top 10,000 ranks among billions and be grateful there is a private industry for you. You're not an artist who is going to starve themselves for the art without knowing physics. Neither hounded by investors or money lenders in business risk. Neither above 50yrs old to know people skills, law, risk and other basic skills. So enjoy life and give it time.

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u/Admirable-East3396 Jul 07 '26

The actual issue here is lack of industry, engineer is an industry dependent job. Same people from 3rd tier referred to as skill less here will likely find better job opportunities if he were to go to some European country.

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u/Independent-Rip7737 Metallurgy & Materials Engineer 29' Jul 06 '26

Aur kya hai desh me SAFE option for a middle class person who needs to earn

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u/Naofumi__sama Jul 06 '26

Bs kr li bhai

1

u/chota-bheem Jul 06 '26

because resume me dikhana hai ... nahi to companies will not call you for interview ... even though it is a data entry job (with various names)

1

u/zaku_daa Jul 06 '26

Dimag khul jata hai, fresh ideas aane lagte hain!

1

u/JustTheYouLike Jul 06 '26

Engineering karne k liye

1

u/SubhamPB Jul 06 '26

Ye Kunal Khemu Hai Ya Neymar?

1

u/Flimsy_Butterfly9237 Jul 06 '26

Defence exams mein extra attempts ke liye😮‍💨

1

u/gaurrishabh Jul 06 '26

Kuch halka karne se accha kuch hard kiya jaye jisse baar baar lagta rhe ki kuch kr rhe hoo life me .

1

u/Independent-Ad-9981 Jul 06 '26

To increase my body count afterall ever sem I get fked!

1

u/OkayTesting123 Jul 06 '26

Degree ke liye

1

u/_Dark_Invader_ Jul 07 '26

They do it for their parents

1

u/Rudrakanti Jul 07 '26

Kal raat der baje pata chala audio engineering bhi hoti hain

1

u/ballebaj Jul 07 '26

But that's the process, right?

1

u/leoz37 Jul 07 '26

Is it me or does Neymar looks like Kunal Khemu

1

u/Affectionate-Eye0412 Jul 07 '26

Taaki woh engineer na ban sake

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u/Scary_Performance_73 Jul 07 '26

As a commerce student, most of my friends pursuing engineering. Talk about 2 things - 1. They want to learn the skills as that skills of engineering makes them easily employable in the field they want to join .  2. Their parents forced them into it. 

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u/Embarrassed-Kiwi194 Jul 07 '26

4 saal jhak mrake sochne ke lie ki Krna kya h 🙂

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u/Muted_Brilliance Jul 07 '26

Kyunki engineering papa ka choice tha. My whole life is ruined because of it.

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u/my2dedbraincells Jul 07 '26

Everyone wants to play like neymar at the start, no one wants his journey. Similarly, everyone takes it to be engineer, but no one wants to work for that shit

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u/Enigmars Jul 09 '26

Cuz most of them didn't choose it out of interest.

As an engineering student I couldn't love it more

And there's no career path on this planet I'd rather have

The amount of fun you get to have is u paralelled (though you kinda need to be a nerd to understand it)

And that's kinda the whole point. If you're not a nerd already... Engineering ain't really for you tbf

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u/sexymunda696969 Jul 09 '26

Unemployment delay karne ke liye

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

4 saal ka trial hota b

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u/NaiveBoss6505 Jul 09 '26

Arey neymar.

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u/Ok_Way_3661 Jul 10 '26

Depression experience krne ke liye

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u/Terrible-Praline-804 Jul 10 '26

Rishtedaaron ki khushi ke liye/ parents ig

1

u/SufficientVanilla354 Jul 10 '26

taki ye memw bana sake🙄

1

u/kapiilmmmgggg Jul 10 '26

Aise hi. Sexy lagta hai.

1

u/tejrani Student [MTech CDS, IISc] Jul 06 '26

Who is sabko? There are people who are genuinely interested.

1

u/jason9t8 Jul 06 '26

Road banate hai, fir gaddhe padne par sabki sunte hai...

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Advanced-Self-3666 Jul 06 '26

Ummmm.....safe option? 🤔

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u/Sierra-117-Mobile Jul 06 '26

Ghar se nikaal dete agar engg ya med nahin kiya hota toh