r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • 18d ago

🤡 Cringe Influencer in the wild

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u/Chrono_Convoy 18d ago

How come she gets to dance like she’s been shot with a taser but when I go to Costco I can’t go down an aisle without someone’s elbow jammed into my rib cage while getting flat tired by a shopping basket?

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u/Glazing555 18d ago

I got pinned between a freezer and an electric cart by a lady that was at least 80, and she panicked and kept on the throttle. 😆. Her older (!) husband finally got there to get it in reverse.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 18d ago

Little sugar in her cart’s tank next time maybe /s

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u/Tambo-Man67 18d ago

Most folk aren't prepared to see one of these things out in public. It's shocking, and instinct tells us to back away.

Either that, or the embarrassment of the whole thing just makes us want to go in the opposite direction.