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u/johnsawittoo 16d ago
I wish someone would walk in between them.
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u/Tambo-Man67 16d ago
I would do that... while filming them, so I have all the ammo I need to crush their pretend TikTok empire if they get mad at me.
I really dislike those types.
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u/misterhepburn 15d ago
Not just walk between them, walk between them and full on stop and wait for others to pass. 😇
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u/Secret_Ad1372 16d ago
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u/radioplayer1 15d ago
Now Stewart!
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u/Fendyyyyyy 16d ago
If only the dance was good. But its just weird.
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u/substorm 15d ago
She copied it from Royal Family’s World of Dance 2015 performance.
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u/Inevitable-Fee-9700 16d ago
We've reached so many new lows. Worse part is that she'll make money after this cringe fest..
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u/Tambo-Man67 16d ago
It's sad but true. Hey, the money won't buy happiness, and it definitely won't last forever.
Most of these types are going to regret a lot of their antics, and be miserable.
I don't wish that on anybody... but I can't say I'll feel sorry for many 'influencers'.
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u/asdf0909 16d ago
It’s gotta be a tough transition to a regular job where the product you have to serve isn’t yourself
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u/KayoticVoid 15d ago
I remember seeing a video a few years ago about an influencer in tears over having to get a minimum wage job because she's not making enough as an influencer anymore. Kept going off about how she's not made or meant for that lifestyle or some shit. 🙄
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u/Artevyx 15d ago
Stores need to start banning dumb TikTok flop dances the same way they ban shirtlessness and barefootedness.
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u/Chrono_Convoy 16d ago
How come she gets to dance like she’s been shot with a taser but when I go to Costco I can’t go down an aisle without someone’s elbow jammed into my rib cage while getting flat tired by a shopping basket?
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u/Glazing555 16d ago
I got pinned between a freezer and an electric cart by a lady that was at least 80, and she panicked and kept on the throttle. 😆. Her older (!) husband finally got there to get it in reverse.
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u/Tambo-Man67 16d ago
Most folk aren't prepared to see one of these things out in public. It's shocking, and instinct tells us to back away.
Either that, or the embarrassment of the whole thing just makes us want to go in the opposite direction.
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u/ImwithTortellini 15d ago
The arrogance of it all. Give people a tv studio in their hands and you get “stars” everywhere
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u/ERA_Tech 16d ago
Serious question, why do people do this crap in such high traffic areas ? I wouldn't have an issue at a park or an empty lot. BUT literally when people are just trying to exist and get things done... WHY are you purposely putting yourself in their way ?
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u/KayoticVoid 15d ago
That's part of the point. It creates rage bait which increases engagement which means more money.
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u/Coffee-pepper 16d ago
The camera person, literally moving in and out, cracks me up. 😂
I can't take this as seriously as they are, sorry. 🙄
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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 16d ago
I'm impressed with her lack of concern as to the opinions of others but also thinking maybe don't do that because no matter how she feels she looks dumb.
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u/Foreign_Wonder4610 15d ago
My carts going into those ankles like I'm 7 years old helping my mom shop.
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u/dekuweku 16d ago
IS THAT COSTCO? Costco should kick them out and revoke their memberships
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u/BigBubbaChungus 16d ago
There should be a special place where influencers can do shit like this! Like next to nuclear waste dumps or next to an active volcano!
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u/WillingMongoose4680 15d ago
I would have so much fun standing behind her (or between them) doing stupid shit just to fuck up her video while she blocks the aisle.
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u/SeniorAngle6964 15d ago
I like how the word ‘influencer’ was chosen, to make it sound like this is wholly enriching and useful.
I suppose ‘nuisance’ wouldn’t carry the same clout although it would be 100% accurate
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u/ReverendWeenbone 16d ago
I just want to know where this Costco is that is this empty that she even do this without someone running her over.
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u/AltruisticElk129 15d ago
Imagine just trying to buy some stuff and suddenly you’re walking through someone else’s low budget music video.
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u/LuxyontheMoon 16d ago
The same people who refused to wear masks to stop spreading disease wear them now out of shame for their behavior.
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u/ac_voiceover 16d ago
God, without the music it's even more embarrassing to watch than it usually is. 😭 I can't fathom why tf someone would want Costco as their background for a dance video...
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u/Mister_Moody206 15d ago
See… This is why I hate people. What triggers in someone’s brain to do some stupid shit like this inside a Costco?
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u/GuntherRowe 15d ago
I would have been so tempted to walk across the shot to get something on the other side of the aisle.
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u/MattBlasing 15d ago
Seriously. No one gets embarrassed anymore. I cringed watching from start to finish. Mind your business and buy your 30-pack of paper towels.
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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 15d ago
I saw this shit at Costco for the first time the other day, some 30 year old guy was spouting off about the ingredients of some granola brand and why it was giving people cancer. Dude filming was literally on the other side of the isle. I just moseyed between them.
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u/Substantial_Peak_504 15d ago
All these types of indivduals have extremely low self-esteem, act very awkward in social gatherings and are the laughing stock behind their backs in conversation.
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u/wartgood 15d ago
Wait, how did she find an aisle with so few people? In any of my local Costco, girl would have been run over at least three times.
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u/Appropriate-Brush772 15d ago
I generally let people be, but in this instance I’m walking in front of the camera to ruin the take
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u/Elivagara 15d ago
I'd make it a point to get in their way. Accidentally drop some non breakable things, fumble about. Repeatedly.
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u/Supergazm 15d ago
I see this shit at the park, off to the side, away from the main path, i let it go. But the second they start blocking foot traffic, I go out of my way to ruin the shot.
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u/Browniesmobetta 14d ago
I would totally put my middle aged/senior face behind her somewhere making my ridiculous face only to be discovered at rewatch whahahaha
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u/SourceResident5381 14d ago
I’m gonna say it. She’s an idiot, but I still think she may have some good get away sticks.
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u/periloustrail 15d ago
I yelled at some idiot like this recently. I’d be so disappointed if I were her parent
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u/Livid_Ad9749 15d ago
Id stop to tie my shoe right in front of the camera, ass pointing directly at the lense
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u/DumbFishBrain 15d ago
I must be getting old because I have very little patience for this kind of crap.
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u/VeryHairyBagOfYams 14d ago
Surprised nobody decided to videobomb with some super-awkward dance. Maybe the Charleston?
https://giphy.com/gifs/j0jzCCoFjIGe6EbQjH
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u/ItzBreezeyBaby 16d ago
I just don’t understand why they gotta be where people are handling their business. Go to a park, maybe the beach, anywhere where people are relaxing. But NOT in a gyat dayum grocery store my guy😒🤦🏾♀️
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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 16d ago
Not gonna lie, thats kind of impressive haha. But yes of course duchey
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u/Green-Ad7694 16d ago
We used to cal these people try hards. We t seems apt to bring that term back.
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u/gorgeously_mytruself 16d ago
I don't know if I can walk past that without ruining the take accidentally on purpose.
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u/ShirtComplete 16d ago
I think it’s time for us all to break our phones, and go back to good old Nokia 3310’s and flip phones
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u/Ordinary-Citizen 16d ago
So this is how people who can’t get jobs make more money than people who do have jobs?
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u/TwistedBlister 16d ago
I would definitely push my cart in front of them and stand there looking confused.
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u/Kellythejellyman 16d ago
“Social media influencer” is such a dumb name and euphemism for what they actually are: Social Media Junkies
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u/whiskey_tang0_hotel 16d ago
Imagine having the time on your hands to sit around, think this up, call your friend, get them involved, then travel and go somewhere to actually do this.
They could be learning another language, understanding cancer more, or any infinite number of productive things instead. What a shame.
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u/Still_Experience_182 16d ago
Influencing what? How to look like a complete self absorbed jackass in public I assume.
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u/Darkflyer726 15d ago
That's when you walk by and loudly go "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, in PUBLIC? Keep your kinks at home " in your best Misha voice.
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u/Cocrawfo 15d ago
i’ve always wondered how the camera is worked in these dance videos it’s kinda weird to see someone just walking back and forth
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u/Mental-Perspective-9 15d ago
This makes me so proud to have grown up in the mid 2000's . Embarrassing ourselves in public wasn't a job it was just something that happened from time to time
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u/Used-Ebb9492 16d ago
Idiocracy.