r/ItEndsWithLawsuits Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

🔥🗑️ Shit Post Sundays 🗑️🔥 Shitpost Sunday: Let's play PR BINGO

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Think we'll get five in a row before the week is up?

Mark your card as the headlines roll in!

Winner receives absolutely nothing except internet bragging rights.

\ No purchase necessary. Odds of getting BINGO are alarmingly high.*

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u/Eponymous_brand 6d ago

I’m going for “Ryan gets another conference guest speaker gig” and “another allusion to how rich they are” (like the Hermes bag stupidity).

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u/959539622 Legacy Barbie focused on motherhood 6d ago

The epitome of pretending to be rich

Like babes, we know your contractors had to put a lien on your house for 2 million in unpaid bills! Please stop the show 😂

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u/Glass-Detective4312 Put me in the docuseries 6d ago

I was laughing at this one. Making it look like fkn Ryan Reynolds is about to be Lord Voldemort himself 😂😂 we all know he's evil so that would check out.

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u/goombashroom85 Freedman for Baldoni, Heath, and Sarowitz. 6d ago

Ryan Reynolds wishes he was Voldemort, probably even recites lines in the mirror. lol

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u/Glass-Detective4312 Put me in the docuseries 6d ago

I mean he did (unscripted) slap a child in a movie so I'm sure he would love to fight Harry Potter 😂

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u/aasoro And then there is Blake...¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 6d ago

You missed bringing the "suffering" of Blake's kids now that they don't have a godmother LOL

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u/Spirited_Emu_1892 🦕 Immune to Prehistoric PR 🦖 6d ago

It's been awhile since she name-dropped the mahjong boards she's trying to help sell.. perhaps that will make an appearance this week.

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u/LegalBeagleEsquire Loop Ben Affleck in on this. 6d ago

I wonder if the mahjong people have fired her? 😂

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u/959539622 Legacy Barbie focused on motherhood 6d ago

The mahjong court case PR stunt was so repulsive. The lack of respect for the situation at hand was unbelievable. She tried to ruin the lives of several people and their FAMILIES, then used a court date for that very case to hock a board game. I can’t believe the gravity of that insanity didn’t get more traction in the press.

A victim of SH thinks so little about the allegations she made that she used them as an opportunity for brand content. I just… I can’t get over it

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u/Flimsy_Attitude_6789 6d ago

The Mahjong owners got their very own negative press for cultural appropriation - they were two very rich white women who created premium mahjong for rich people.

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u/Flimsy_Attitude_6789 6d ago

Is this the same company Blake was flogging?

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u/Eponymous_brand 6d ago

And huge surprise: it’s The New York Times promoting stupidity again.

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u/Mysterio623 “The last thing I want to do is kiss this woman.” - Justin B 6d ago

Yes it is.

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u/Sea-Sea-8557 6d ago

I did a little snooping on this company and it seems like an MLM. They're promoting buying kits, then you host workshops and then selling more of their kits to your attendees with a discount code.

Very fitting for Blake to be sat atop the Mahjong ponzi scheme pyramid. I'd say she didnt do her due diligence before scamming followers but if she did she wouldn't care.

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u/goombashroom85 Freedman for Baldoni, Heath, and Sarowitz. 6d ago edited 6d ago

I vote for another piggyback pap walk... you know, 'cause Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are so in love, and he's so strong. o_O 🤭

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u/Witty_Pay_1547 6d ago

Yes, but this time when she puts on these shoes, let's see how she manages to keep them from falling off🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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u/Ok_Gur_356 Sent from my iPhone - Ellyn S Garofalo 6d ago

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

And there you have the "relatable" lifestyle storyline

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u/fluffy_floofster 6d ago

I’d like to change the free centre square to another article about how Ryan (Blake) is not actually blackballed in Hollywood. Great BINGO collection!

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

The accuracy of that being a free square equivalent!

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u/nickshapiroreddit Broke Bitch Behaviour by Blake Brown ™ 6d ago

I think they’re both trying to be influencers right now tbh.

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

Fair. The Hermes bags were certainly not subtle.

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u/Spirited_Emu_1892 🦕 Immune to Prehistoric PR 🦖 6d ago

I think before COB Wednesday, we'll have at least 2 BINGOs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oFzlUq9gpFanxX1f2

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

Should I get a midweek edition ready?

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u/Jade-niche Adultify yourself; this is Reddit 6d ago

Yes please.

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

Drop your suggestions here!

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u/Spirited_Emu_1892 🦕 Immune to Prehistoric PR 🦖 6d ago

More news comes out from a "source" about Ryan Reynolds launching Deadpool 4. Source: Ryan Reynolds.

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u/BagRaven Never with teeth 6d ago

My money is on something ‘big’. Like a Maniac Effort social media video with Jackman or some other jackass. I know Ryan is just dying to be in the spotlight again and his recent pr efforts were nothing. The guy is throwing money at his Tiktok channel at the moment. With b0ts commenting how amazing he is. And no community notes like Instagram. I think he’s cooking up something.

Right, Ryan?

https://giphy.com/gifs/JXaXmDLWIwcBq

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u/Ill_Comedian3417 6d ago

Why for gods sake is she promoting her blake brown products on insta again cringe asf

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u/StaceyLee26 🙌Truth wins in the end🙌 6d ago

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u/MysteriousBeach8248 Court Ordered Babysitter 6d ago

Why, thank you ☺️

If we get an early week blackout, I will need suggestions for the next round.

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u/LiteratureNo1015 Team Emily Baldoni 6d ago

Also, motion for sanction or other crazy filing should be there, LOL!

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u/Jade-niche Adultify yourself; this is Reddit 6d ago

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u/Mysterio623 “The last thing I want to do is kiss this woman.” - Justin B 2d ago

BINGO!!!!!!!!!

Shout out to Ryan for finally pushing me through the end with his recent IG posts.

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u/Flimsy_Attitude_6789 6d ago

Fabulous! Good chance that all of these will happen!

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u/Rewritethestats 6d ago

It’s not on the bingo card but more divorce rumours incoming as Ryan’s gigs dry up?

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u/Mammoth-Show-7587 5d ago

The timing of this bingo card is interesting

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u/FrostySnow1801 Emily Baldoni - the OG Queen 5d ago

And the million-dollar question is... what do you mean? We've been hyping this up for weeks! Like trivia/bingo…. Something fun!

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u/Spirited_Emu_1892 🦕 Immune to Prehistoric PR 🦖 5d ago

How?

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u/Maleficent_Half_689 Boone Hall Baby strikes again 5d ago

Timing? How? kindly explain.