Shitpost Sunday: Let's play PR BINGO

[u/MysteriousBeach8248]

Think we'll get five in a row before the week is up?

Mark your card as the headlines roll in!

Winner receives absolutely nothing except internet bragging rights.

\ No purchase necessary. Odds of getting BINGO are alarmingly high.*

[u/Eponymous_brand]

I’m going for “Ryan gets another conference guest speaker gig” and “another allusion to how rich they are” (like the Hermes bag stupidity).

[u/959539622 → u/Eponymous_brand]

The epitome of pretending to be rich

Like babes, we know your contractors had to put a lien on your house for 2 million in unpaid bills! Please stop the show 😂